Budapest report

I arrived in Budapest yesterday lunchtime after a loooong flight from Australia. I was seriously jet-lagged and basically out on my feet. Fuck, the Action Bar better be worth it!

So with my night already planned before I left home, I went straight to bed to allow myself to recover in order to enjoy the evening.

I'm staying at the Mercure Hotel, which is literally a 2 minute walk from the bar. Location, location, location. The hotel itself is nothing special apart from the super fast WiFi.

I arrived at the Action bar at 9:30. You walk down some stairs straight into the bar, which is actually quite small - only about 6 bar stools, plus a small table that can seat another 6. There were 4 other customers. Mmmm..,I've arrived a bit early. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer, which cost around $2.50, and then went for a bit of a wander.

The small bar area leads into another rather small room with seating around the edges and a small stage about the size of a single bed. This is where the show takes place. I then headed down a narrow tunnel which opened up into yet another small room where they had a screen showing porn. A door leads off the room into a darkroom.

Then I saw it - there is a long, narrow widow running along the side which looks straight into the urinal, conveniently placed at cock height so you can see the guys pissing. I went into the toilet and saw just a mirror that you piss against. If was a two-way mirror!

The crowd started building up around 11. There was a mixture of types, from young to old. I sat watching the porn when I noticed a guy heading into the toilet so I went into the darkroom to take a look. And sure enough, I got an eyefull of this guy 's nice fat cock as he pissed against the mirror. Wow! As the crowd continued to build up and more alcohol was consumed, more and more guys came for a piss. There's even a little seat running along the window so you can sit and enjoy the view. You are literally centimetres away. Meanwhile I I'd been joined by a number of others and was hoping to see some action in the room itself but alas, they were all watching the cocks at the urinal.

Where are all the rentboys, I wondered. Not to worry, I was soon joined by a very attractive guy who put his arm around me.

"Where you from?"

Hmmm, now where have I heard that before?

He put my hand on his cock. He was wearing jeans but wasn't wearing any underwear, so I got a good feel, it was soft but very long.

"22 centimetres. I can go with you. Kissing and sucking. Ok?"

I told him not tonight, as I was really tired, although I did give it some serious thought. He told me he was in the sucking show, which is on tonight. This is the show where the guys such each other and then wander amongst the crowd and let them have a go. He said he'd seek me out and let me have a good suck, no doubt hoping I'll off him.

Later on in the evening I was also approached by another young, slim guy and we went through the same process. This guy was Italian and was the proud possessor of a magnificent fat salami. Oh, if was wonderful! Again, he wasn't wearing any underwear. We stood there playing with each other 's cocks but he moved on when I told him I wasn't interested tonight. I was left wondering just how big that cock would be when he was hard. Must be a monster. I pencilled him in for later.

Lots of guys wandered in and out and I was surprised there wasn't any action going on in the darkroom. Normally, the guys are at it non -stop in these types of clubs.

I only saw one couple going for it. One guy was giving the other guy a blowjob. A few gathered around to watch. I knelt down beside them and managed to get my hands on the receiver's balls and give them a good massage. When the blower took a rest I was able to grab the cock and have a feel. It was humongous, and was attached to a very small youngish English guy. There was nothing to him -he was all cock! A guy standing next to me then pulled out his cock for me to suck on.

It was now 1 o'clock. Show time. I positioned myself right next to the stage. I hadn't travelled all this way to stand down the back! A guy in his late twenties affiliated on stage and went through a strip routine. He was very handsome and masculine and proudly showed off his substantial endowerment.

Then two guys appeared on stage for the fuck show. The bottom wasn't all that attractive but the top was ok. They stood there kissing and the bottom undid the guy 's jeans and revealed a huge, fat cock poking out of the top of the jeans. They both then got naked and the bottom started working on the cock, concentrating on the head, which had the top in raptures. Apparently, they are a couple in real life.

I was very interested to see how much of the cock the bottom could take, and to my surprise, he took it all. The fucking lasted about 10 minutes and then the top pulled out, ripped off the condom and the bottom finished him off with a blow job, taking the guy's load on his mouth.

And that was it. Simply awesome. And I was within a metre of the action!

I looked around for one of the rentboys but unfortunately, they'd gone. Oh well,.....

After the show everyone got up and left, so I wandered back to the hotel, contemplating what I'd be in for tonight. Can't wait.

I got to the Action Bar around 10:30 and it was quite crowded. I grabbed a beer and then joined all the guys hanging out in the dark area behind the pissoir. There wasn't any action in the room, just a lot of laughing and joking as yet another cock popped out to piss up against the mirror.

I went out into the room next door to watch the porn movie and check out the guys. A guy in his late thirties, I'm guessing, looked up and smiled at me, so I headed back into the darkroom, hoping he'd follow me, which he did. He immediately dropped to his knees, pulled down my jeans and gave me an exquisite blow job. That's more like it! Others turned their attention away from the pissoir and gathered around to watch.

After about 15 minutes he had worn himself out so he left. Ten minutes later he was back again to continue. This went on throughout the night - he must have servided me at least half a dozen times.

It was now 1:00 and time for the show - the infamous "oral academy, It began like last night, with a strip show by a hung, but not very attractive, masculine guy.

Two young guys then walked out naked with hard -ons and climbed up onto the stage. The sucking show had begun. One of the guys was the rent boy from the previous night and had a very impressive appendage. But the other guy - OMG! He was fuckling huge! And very handsome to boot.

Then the real fun began. They climbed down from the stage and moved amongst the audience so we could have a turn. The rent boy came straight over to me and off I went. He was as hard as a rock. I had both hands firstly planted on his buttcheeks as I went to work. He then moved on to the next customer, after wiping his cock with some tissues. I then waited for the other guy. He came up to me and I was just sitting there with my mouth open in disbelief. He took advantage of the situation and pushed it into my mouth. It was hard going, as the sheer girth was proving to be a problem. But undaunted, I carried on! It was so thick, I could hardly get my hands around it.

During the show, which lasted about an hour, the boys came back to me 4 out 5 times. At the end of the show I was hoping they would both cum, but unfortunately, that was not to be. Oh well, you can't have it all.

So, that was the weekend at the Action Bar. Kind of like Eros on steroids. I'm hanging around in Budapest for a repeat performance next weekend.

Today I'm heading off to Magnum Sauna to try my luck.

Magnum Sauna is conveniently situated a leisurely 10 minute stroll away from the hotel. They charge 3500 florint -about US$13 - for customers over 30. I think locals get in cheaper. I know some people get upset at having to pay more than the locals, or having to pay a surcharge because they are over a certain age, but to be honest, it doesn't really bother me, as long as I enjoy myself.

The set up is typical - reception, through to change rooms, on to the showers and then into the maze.

I got there at around 4 pm and there are quite a few customers but I was very disappointed not to see many young guys. Not to worry; they turned up later and there was lots of fun to be had.

Over the few hours I spent there I was groped, sucked and wanked to the point where I literally couldn't take any more. I, of course, reciprocated, although I decided not to suck anyone (don't put anything in your mouth of you can't see it), plus I also fucked a guy. A number of guys wanted to fuck me - 1 without a condom!! - but I decided against it.

At 5 pm our towels were taken from us as it was Naked and Dark night. Nomy this was time to admire those legendary Hungarian cocks. A recent survey of world cock sizes placed the Hungarians at number 1 in Europe. Mmmm.....I think they need to re-do their survey as I didn't see anything over 6 inches.

I wandered into the sling room where a local lad was fucking a young guy. He was from Spain. I felt really sorry for him as he had what the medical profession refer to as a micropenis. And his balls were the size of two peas. No wonder he's a bottom - what else could he do? Such a handsome guy, too.

I headed off for a bit more fun and when I eventually went back to the sling room, the same guy was still fucking! He must have been at it for at least 45 minutes. Shades of Japan, where the guys can fuck until the cows come home. Eventually, he came. Again, his cock was rather small. His place was immediately taken by another young guy, who first got down on his knees and rimmed him (yuk!) He was the same guy I saw fisting (yuk!!!) in the room next door.

As per usual, the sauna has lots of nooks and crannies, cabins and rooms. But although it seems very modern and clean the rooms all had a mouldy smell mixed with the smell of sweat. Not very pleasant.

Tonight I think I'll give Coxx a go. It's a bar with a large play area out back. Luckily, I can walk there from the hotel.

...U really shouldnt be so judgemental...guys with little cocks are SO grateful if u pay any attention to them...and make superb eager to please bottoms....as for rimming dont u know its one of lifes greatest pleasures...and as for fisting...relax...each to his own.

Thank you for the report, although the following part shows this bar just isn't for me.

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Then I saw it - there is a long, narrow widow running along the side which looks straight into the urinal, conveniently placed at cock height so you can see the guys pissing. I went into the toilet and saw just a mirror that you piss against. If was a two-way mirror!

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I woke up to the sound of rain. Fuck! I had a busy day ahead of me and that was the last thing I needed.

Undaunted, I headed out wearing my bright yellow plastic poncho raincoat I'd bought for 100 baht in Pattaya. Well, you should have seen the looks I got.

"Wow! Look at him! He doesn't need to carry an umbrella. How smart is that?"

Needless to say, I was lapping up the admiring looks as I moved deftly among the locals. I was making a fashion statement, and a Thai one at that.

As I entered the Central Market I got some more looks, this time accompanied by some smiles. Then a snigger. Then a bit of laughter.

And then someone took my photo.

That was it. Back to the hotel to get my umbrella.

After a day off sightseeing I arrived back at the hotel, wet and exhausted. I've just woken up and have time to report on last night's events before having a bite to eat and heading over to the Action Bar for a repeat performance of the strip /fuck show.

The bar is very quiet during the week and last night was no exception. I went for a wander out back and saw three crusty old locals, sitting watching the porn movie. Where are all the money boys, I wondered. Here I am, pocket stuffed with euros, horny as hell and desperate for some action, yet I find myself sitting all alone at the bar. For the fourth night in a row!

Suddenly, I heard the door open and turned around to see an attractive young guy enter the bar. Obviously a money boy, I thought. At last!

He came and sat at the bar and ordered a beer. Then completely ignored me! WTF?? How does it work here? Am I supposed to make the first move?

He spent all of his time chatting to the barman and then left.

A few minutes later another guy walked in and this time, he sat right next to me. My luck had changed.

He turned to me, smiled and put his hand on my thigh.

"You wanna go out back?"

What? But I hardly know you!

We entered the darkroom behind the pissoir and before I could even ask him his name he had his jeans and mine around our ankles. He put my hand on his cock. OMG!! It was huge. I felt it quickly get hard in my hand - I had to stand back to make room for it. He grabbed my cock, leant over and whispered in my ear.

"Suck and wank, 200 euros. Ok?"

My cock answered him by quickly going limp.

"Ok. ok. 150. Just for you."

No response from my cock at all.

I was in a buyers market,and he knew it. He suddenly hitched up his jeans and disappeared into the TV room, no doubt wanting to try his luck with the other guys. But he was soon back. I don't think he'd have much chance getting 150 euros out of a local - that's big money here. But it was worth a try.

"100 euros. Ok?"

"Ok."

He then suggested we go into the toilet as he wanted to check out my cock to make sure I didn't have any nasties. Great idea, as I could also check out his.

We moved back into the darkroom and the fun began. We took turns going down on each other. I had trouble getting my mouth around the head of his cock, a problem he didn't have with me.

After much sucking and wanking, I told him I was about to cum.

"You can cum in my mouth. 50 euros, ok?"

But he was a few seconds too late. Poor timing on his behalf. I let fly against the wall and he had to prop me up as I went weak at the knees. Shit! This guy is good! He certainly knows his stuff.

I went down on my knees to finish him off.

"I have a big load. I can cum in your mouth if you want."

"Ok. 50 Euros."

He laughed.

"Come on. Try it. Customers love it. 40 euros."

But no way was I having that. His cock suddenly got even harder and he started to moan. Time to stand back. With a loud gasp and a shudder, he let loose up against the pissoir window. One huge spurt, followed by two more. That was it, I thought so I stopped wanking him.

"Don't stop! Don't stop!"

Then another spurt and another. Fuck me dead! Imagine trying to take that in your mouth.

With that, we went back to the bar to complete the financial arrangements.

"I'll see you tomorrow night," I said.

But it was not to be. He's not Hungarian, he's from Bratislava (that probably explains the big cock) and has a boyfriend he has to go back to for the weekend.

I asked him any he hadn't come to the bar earlier in the week. He told me he prefers to ply his trade elsewhere as there are more potential customers.

I'm now beginning to wonder whether or not I should follow him back to Bratislava!

I am now hoping for a similar experience tonight. The bar opens in one hour!

You are having more fun than I ever had in Budapest, and I was there for months!! Good on yer mate!

I also peed in that urinal at Action Bar, without ever being aware that the glass that you pissed against was a two way mirror. I obviously didn't explore the dark room thoroughly.

Hi Brad,

Yeah, I'm having heaps of fun, but compared to Thailand, it's hard work and the encounters are few and far between. In Thailand of course, sex is available 24/7 but here the gays only seem active on the weekends. Maybe the bars are to expensive.

Being show night, the Action Bar was packed. The stripper came on at 1:00 and did his thing. He was quite handsome, early thirties and very masculine. He got his gear off, bent over to show us his arsehole and then turned around to show us his not very impressive hardon. It wasn't actually small, but I was expecting a guy in the porn profession to be very well hung, and he wasn't. Hung-arians are few and far between, it seems.

Next, a tall, thin guy, who looked around twenty, appeared on stage accompanied by a rather unattractive guy who must have been in his forties. After the preliminaries - kissing and groping - they got naked and the older guy got down on his knees and have his partner an expert blow job, every now and then sticking his tongue between the beautiful foreskin and the head. And what a magnificent piece of meat he had to work on!

I thought the older guy was the top, but to my surprise, he slipped a condom on the young guy, bent over and took the whole 8 inches.

After some frantic fucking, he pulled out, ripped off the condom and the older guy sucked him off. As the boy was about to cum, he opened his mouth wide so we could get a good view as the boy shot into his mouth. Five big spurts. He spat the cum into his hand and showed us. And that was it.

The show over, and there was a mass exodus to the darkroom. And the pissoir was packed as guys lined up. It was hilarious as all the guys had semi-hardons. We saw one young guy grab his neighbour's cock as he pissed.

A guy grabbed my cock, put a condom on it and bent over. But we were in the darkroom opposite the piss-viewing room and it was in total darkness and I couldn't find the hole....lol. I finally managed to get it in but other guys are lining up to fuck him and there was a lot of pushing and shoving going on, so I pulled out, pulled up my jeans and headed to the bar for a drink.

I arrived there to see one of the owners standing between two guys, playing with their cocks. (The benefits of being an owner!) One of the guys was the top in the show. The other guy I'd seen previously working behind the bar and has a huge, fat member. Two guys - a couple - told the barman they were interested in getting their mouths on that massive member. Sure, no problem. 30 Euros.

They took him to the darkroom behind the urinal and took turns. Twenty or so minutes later the boy came in the guy's mouth and he swallowed. It appears that the safe sex message is yet to reach Budapest.

Tonight is my last night here before I move on to Prague. I've got the "oral academy" to look forward to. What away to end my trip!

As usual, the show began with a stripper. He quickly got down to his g-string. Mmmm...nice body. Nice ass. He turned his back to the audience, removed his G-string, bent down, touched his toes and then parted his buttcheeks. What a magnificent sight! I was right down the front and as the crowd behind surged forward for a better view I almost ended up with my face between his cheeks.

Unfortunately, when he spun around to show off his endowment, he turned out to be yet another unhung hero of the porn industry.

Again, I wouldn't consider his cock to be small - far from it - but strippers are normally hung like donkeys; that's an essential part of the job.

But not to worry. The top from Friday night's fuck show appeared on stage with another fit-looking young guy who would definitely put a donkey to shame! I wonder why the bar doesn't employ these guys as strippers. They took turns blowing each other and then moved amongst the audience so we could have a go.

I managed to clamp my lips around both cocks a number of times. The crowd slowly drifted away to the bar to line up for drinks until there were only a few of us left. We thought it was all over, but it wasn't; not by any means. We had those cocks to ourselves as the guys kept moving amongst us. As happened last week, I gave up before they did.

What I can't understand is how these young guys can last so long without cumming. The audience participation lasted close to an hour and they never had their cocks out of someone 's mouth the whole time.

The two Polish guys who sucked off the boy the previous night for 30 euros were both actively involved in the fun and these guys really know how to suck cock. (Imagine the fun they must have on bed together!) Somehow they both managed to swallow all of that donkey dick, right down to the balls, whereas I had trouble getting half of it into my mouth.

Surely with these two experts on the job the guy will cum. But he didn't. Nor did the other guy. But I'm sure they would if you paid them. I was seriously considering it but they finished up and left before I could decide what to do. Too slow! Silly old me.

I went out back to the darkroom but it was surprisingly quiet - only two guys playing.

As a gay destination, if Pattaya is 10 out of 10, I'd rate Budapest as a 3. It's kind of what I expected anyhow. There's fun to be had but definitely not the 24/7 kind we can enjoy in Thailand. Mind you, I only visited the Action Bar and Magnum sauna. I stuck to Action for three reasons - it's a minute away from my hotel, it's got a dark area and it has shows. Coxx Bar also has a dark area but it's a 15 minute walk from the hotel. Although it's much bigger, I prefer the more intimate feel of a smaller place.

The lack of rentboys also surprised me. Even on the busy weekends at Action I didn't see any. Only a couple of guys who work behind the bar are available. Strange, as this bar is the oldest and most famous in Budapest. They need a bit of business advice - turn up after the show and you'll make a fucking fortune.

Prague appears to be a more rewarding gay destination. I got talking to A Swedish guy last night and he told me there was heaps of fun to be had at Escape Bar, where the boys are a lot friendlier, a lot more eager, are all very well hung and a lot more handsome. Mmmm..,sounds like my kind off place.

I'm now in my room at the Icon Hotel, which is literally right next door to Escape!

Fingers crossed for a good time!

Action Bar is closed now. Is there any gogo-bar / strip-show-bar / rentboy-bar in Budapest?

Sorry to hear it has closed. It was quite unique in some ways. I was a actually thinking about heading back there sometime soon.

Oh well,....

I know it's an old report but I would love to have seen your Prague report.
I may go there soon.
Have you been there recently?
I would be grateful for your colourful report and the details of cost.
Thanks.

I was in Prague just after this Budapest report.

https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showt...=Prague+report