Have only been here 1 day, bored... whos up for breakfast or hanging about the town? Middle-aged American..
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Have only been here 1 day, bored... whos up for breakfast or hanging about the town? Middle-aged American..
Go to two guys. They open at 8 AM and the selection is good.
You should meet enough friendly people that you will not be bored, and might find something to do all day. Oh, and you can asks for information about things to do at night.
Join Gay Romeo, and you should have plenty of boys contact you to solve your boredom.
Well, why not just get out of Pattaya, and explore Thailand? Hop on Camfrog and find a few cute tour guides to show you the sights in wherever you end up. Just throw a dart on a map of Thailand, and go there. Better than sitting around, and being bored.
How can someone be bored in Pattaya :dontknow:
Because most of us don't want to fuck 24/7 and you've seen one ladyboy cabaret, you've seen them all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dani69
Take an English Language course on Spelling maybe?
I have not visited Pattaya in 3 years. I made a reservation tor 2 weeks after 3 days I left for BKK and will finish my stay in C.M. What the hell happened to Pattaya? Old unattractive go go boys in Boystown and Sunne boys looked like they were waiting for a sex change operation! Well nothing good lasts forever.
Fewer western tourists who were the backbone of the gay scene here. It's the economy and exchange rates.
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Originally Posted by Happyboy
Pattaya is now rapidly becoming known as "Two Mask City".
The only way a bar boy is acceptable to be taken out of a bar is put a mask on him. And the only way the customer wants to avoid embarassment being seen with the boy is to wear a mask himself!
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Yes, nothing good lasts forever. For years many of the queers themselves called for a "clean up" of Pattaya. What you see is the "clean up" about 60% completed. When it is fully "cleaned up", no one will go there other than the breeders and a few creepy old impotent queens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happyboy
Oh all of you stop.
There are still many things to do in and around Pattaya and many boys of great quality in the bars, on the streets and at the beach. Boys can be picked up elsewhere, the grocery store, bowling alley and cinemas. Dont just be one of those that sticks his head in somewhere and does not go in and actually look around for 20 minutes.I get so annoyed when someone comes to our door, sticks his head in the curtain for no more than 10 - 15 seconds and then decides to go elsewhere, not even giving the place a chance.
If you are "bored" (thats right learn to spell, board is a piece of lumber dear) go home, stop whining and crying and get yourself someone to show you all around. You will be pleasantly surprised at all the things Pattaya has to offer. :bis:
Great suggestion.Quote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
It's a retirement village, albeit with prostitutes and sleazy men, all worked into create a bubble of obliviousness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dani69
he's not bored (or board) -- he's boring.
nobody travels half way around the world to a different culture
and sits alone in their rented room the first morning and can't
think of anything to do other than go on a gay forum and bitch...
unless that person is a troll. and very boring.
I haven't been to your brothel, but chances are the lookie loos don't see anyone in there worth shagging, and if that's the case, why should they waste their time and money to buy a drink from you?Quote:
Originally Posted by unkiebuck
Boredom is usually more about the person than the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dani69
True, but outside the boy bars and venues catering specifically to gays, Pattaya takes some beating for an easy-to-get-to concentration of entertainment venues in a compact area. With discos, clubs, live concert venues, venues open until early morning etc . So as a party and fun place even Bangkok residents not interested in the sex-for-sale industry enjoy their weekends in Pattaya. But for me after a week of fun, with just about everything else Pattaya has to offer being available practically anywhere else in Thailand,it's time to head out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Narakmak
Great to experience all that a country so different from your home culture (if you happen to come from a non-asian country) has to offer, not only one city.Quote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Sorry but no matter how hard you try "you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.Quote:
Originally Posted by unkiebuck
LOL I go twice a year to Pattaya for between 4 to 7 weeks and I am never bored and NO i don┬┤t go "only"for the GAWJUZ males on offer . :nud:
-You mention someone coming to your door and looking for about 10-15 seconds and not giving your place a chance. Not quite sure what place you are talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by unkiebuck
An experienced and astute customer can normally tell within half a minute if there is something worth it in the establishment he is expected to buy a drink in.
Why should he bother spending money in somewhere that is not appealing to him?!
I assume you run a bar and have dancers etc available. Instead of criticizing your potential customers you should create a place with sufficiently attractive hosts/dancers or whatever that will attract and entice people to want to come into your bar and enjoy it.
But instead you blame the potential customer.
Unbelievable!
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Originally Posted by Narakmak
First of all, who said anything about buying a drink? And second of all if you only stick your head in for a few seconds, you cannot see them all. It is the opinion of almost all patrons of "my brothel" that we have the most and best boys in Pattaya.
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Do you think we're idiots? You can't go into any bar to sit down without buying a drink. This is understandable and we wouldn't expect not to buy a drink, but don't treat us like idiots. People poking their heads in and deciding they aren't interested are perfectly reasonable people. Your attitude isn't reasonable.Quote:
Originally Posted by unkiebuck
One of the go go bars I went into in Boystown and bought a drink had a dancer with number 41 on his shorts, I am sure 41 was his age!
Well dearie now WHO might that idiot be? You try your condesending remark calling the bar a "brothel" and then quote our policies when you state that you have never been in my bar!Quote:
Originally Posted by Narakmak
First of all, it is a go go boy bar and not a "brothel"
Second of all, our POLICY is that you may not only stick your head in for the 15 - 30 seconds which I refered to earlier, but you are WELCOME to stick your entire body in and look around for a few minutes to see if any of our go go boys or staff interests you.
No, I did not say for you to come in and have a seat and think it all over.
Next time before you act like an ass and try to talk cutie like and get all condesending out of your mouth and also quote MY BAR policies before you even go in (which by the attitude you have displayed, I hope you stay out!) KNOW what you are talking about before you call people idiots!
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I don't really mind being insulted by pimps.
Ten out of ten for customer relationship there Auntie...Quote:
Originally Posted by unkiebuck
What can I say, with me I dont mince words. You always know where you stand. Dear old Narakmak does not get along with ALMOST anyone. He calls almost everyone an idiot, talks to them as though they are stupid has called everyone insults is hated by most posters. Has posted numerous times his dislike for go go bars and thier owners and yet he continously posts what he THINKS ours and other bars policies are. Has claimed he has never been in our place but yet he uses blatant insults! Why should I be concerned about someone that repeatedly insults places he openly dislikes and will never step foot in?? It is not a customer that has been lost, its a unknowlegeable, predjudiced jerk. So he doesnt like go go bars. Well stop telling everyone what you "think' thier policies are. If you want to see what a jerk he is go read his great topic and posts regarding Jewish anti Semitism and other posts and you will get a real picture of this whacko. You may call it bad customer service but I call it having a set of nuts and saying what I feel. We have plenty of customers that come to us nightly and enjoy our bar, our show and the time they have in our bar. We dont need some whacko putting us down and calling us names who has not even been in the bar! PS: I am an EXCELLENT Pimp and run a great brothel. Thank you! Now, can you stay on the original topic rather than diviating and trying to advance your personal agenda?
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Come on guys... Couldn't we lay off bashing Unkiebuck for a bit? I don't know much about who he is or his background so I don't get why there's THIS much hostility on him. Not so much in this thread but the other locked seafood thread.
It seems like everyone's just laying into him every time he posts... I know he has a big mouth and gets worked out sometimes but he's seems pretty open and speaks his mind honestly without the usual conservativeness you get from bar owners on boards, which is kind of refreshing... and entertaining.
I think he's more just expressing his frustration then making a serious statement against these types...Quote:
Originally Posted by zinzone
Put your self in the shoes of a business owner/salesperson... you go to a lot of effort to create a fantastic product. You strongly feel it's superior to your competitors and will please customers. All you need to do is convince prospective customers - sell it to them. So when your prospects barely give you a brief glance and aren't convinced you get frustrated because you know your product is better and if only they really went in and gave it a trial they would find out for themselves how good you are...
So yeah, fair enough Unkie is frustrated. But I guess you just live with that. No matter how well you sell your product, some will buy and others won't. As long as enough are buying, it's not worth getting too emotionally worked up over the ones who don't.
Heh... I have this image in my mind half the customers walk out of Happy Place with a black eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by combat
Touche Beachlover. you hit the nail on the head EXCEPT that this Narakmak does not go INTO go go boy bars, has no plans on EVER going into one, dislikes them and what they stand for and their owners. Bashes them and others most of the time but yet he keeps commenting on those threads and assumes what is in them and how they run. he loves to be in almost every thread about go go bars.
Give it a rest, get back on the topic or go back to the "THE ENTIRE WORLD IS AGAINST JEWISH PEOPLE" thread that you started. Everyone, get a good chuckle at that one.
Not true, but 100 percent walk out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beachlover
You do know that he has to close and get ready for the next day.
Ok, back to the original topic. When I read detractors of Pattaya protest they are bored with the city or do not enjoy their stay, I am always curious what they find lacking here that they expected to find. If it's boys they are looking for, I'm mystified they can not find what they are looking for. It is simply not true that Pattaya is devoid of young, sexy, and available men of every stripe - from twinks to butch, from younger to older, and from relationship seekers to money grubbers. If it's shopping they want, Pattaya offers everything from high end stores to knockoffs to one of a kind handicrafts. If it's tourist oriented entertainment, how could you ask for more - Pattaya has a seemingly endless variety of such venues. If its socializing with other farangs, all it takes is a smile and a friendly hello. It seems to me that if one is bored in Pattaya, they want to be.
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Originally Posted by unkiebuck
I can't imagine how you react to people you know? It just so happens that I went to your bar with a friend living in Jomtien. I remember it well it well it was happy hour all beers a special price I believe you might have been sitting at a table outside as my friend suggested. We went in He had a Beer I had a G&T and after we had a good look around and my friend wanted to move on I agreed and we left. Oh, bye the way I am Jewish. So I guess that does qualify you as an idiot!
I must interject to say that I like Unkiebuck and I like his bar as well as the way he runs it.Quote:
Originally Posted by combat
Most of the gays in Pattaya (and elsewhere) tell you how wonderful you are to your face, and the minute you are out of hearing range, proceed to stab you in the back. They are two-faced lying bastards. Not Unkiebuck.
Also, I am never bored in Pattaya. It's fantastic. And I don't care if you want to call the whole city or the bars "brothels" or anything else. You can call "black" "white" for all I care. Words coming from people who talk out of two sides of their mouth have no meaning to begin with.
HAPPYBOY, I truly owe you an apology!!
I do not know how and where I picked up your username but all my comments were meant for Narakmak who was screaming about the anti semetic stuff and all on that other thread and made those comments about me/the bar. Please accept my deepest apology!
If you read back several posts you will see that I have corrected my posts to show Narakmak and you will be able to see what he was saying and put my comments together with his posts about me/the bar.
Again my apologies. :lam:
Well done Auntie I was hoping that you would notice your own error and correct it. :thumbleft:
It's not true that I am anti-go go bar. It is true I believe they should be called what they are, honestly, sex for sale venues. They are not off Broadway venues, they are pimping whores. Face reality. Yes they sell overpriced drinks, but who would buy without the flesh for sale on display?
Well, you're not getting rid of the prostitutes, so best to keep things in a somewhat controlled environment within go-go bars, then forcing all business to go black market on the streets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Narakmak
Iv'e been here for a couple of days.
Sunee keeps getting smaller with bar closings.
Went to Nice boy.only saw one I liked.Usually I tell the boi I want to top,but listened to the lying mamasaan tell me he did everything,NOT!
He gave it a good go,I will admit.
Happy boy did not let me down,a new thai owner?
Who said I wanted to get rid of prostitution?Quote:
Originally Posted by cdnmatt
Hey Narakmak, did you kiss yo mama with that mouth of yours? Where the hell did you grow up that you use abusive language like you do??Quote:
Originally Posted by Narakmak
Of course you don't want prostitution to go away. Nobody would go to bed with you without paying. And I bet you have to pay double.
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The proprietor does not sell sex, he only facilitates it. If you want to off the boy and he does not want to leave with you, the owner does not "sell" him to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Narakmak
Does this mean that the FoodLand signage should list every food product that is for sale?
Unkiebuck! As the propiortor of Happy Place perhaps as you already have an advert on the board you would be best served by saying nothing.
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