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On topic: two eggs maximum for me. American restaurants often offer 3 egg omelette and on some Irish restaurant menus I have seen 4 eggs.
To the omelette I might add any of the following: ricotta, mushrooms, herbs, finely chopped onions, chopped ham, pre-cooked chopped bacon or sausage, sour cream, or even jam.
This website has suggestions for technique and content:
https://keeperofthehome.org/the-perf...let-creations/
Bon appetit.