Location Outside Pattaya for Extended Holiday?

Need a bunch of dental work done which will require several visits probably spanning months. Figured Chonburi would be a good place to do that, as it's a well known destination for quality medical / dental tourism, and would provide a few months of hedonistic fun before returning to the mundane reality of a long-term comfortable life.

Thinking we'll just make this a memorable extended holiday and rent a nice private house, all considering will need 5+ bedrooms, then want things like private swimming pool, Western kitchen, gated sub-division if possible, etc. Issue is, absolutely no desire to be in the fast paced, party city sleaze of Pattaya. Much prefer somewhere more laid back, tranquil, sleepy village town vibe where you can easily walk around to street markets / shops without lots of traffic to worry about, etc.

Simply put, outside of Pattaya in somewhere more comfortable and tranquil, but close enough to Pattaya for boy recruitment drives and dental appointments. Want to turn the house basically into private club, so go out to Pattaya when necessary, make connections, bring guys back, and from there just let things flow. Some I'm sure will stay several days or weeks, some will show up few times a week, others will be one night only, etc. Would prefer to bring the entertainment home though instead of going out to the bars. Does that make sense?

Issue is, location. I only really know Pattaya and not the surrounding area. Thinking of places such as Rayong, Bang Saray, Rayon, Huai Yai, Koh Lan..

Any ideas or suggestions would be welcome.

ANd if you don't have anything nice to say or substantiative to add. can you please just act like a mature adult and keep your mouth shut? I can promise you nobody cares what your opinion of me is, least of all myself. But hey, if you just can't resist the urge to hammer out what you believe to be an intelligent and witty remark, then by all means, the floor is yours... I hope you get the immense pleasure you're seeking while sitting there alone and snickering to yourself as to how remarkably intelligent you are.

Perhaps Dodger could help you; he lives a bit outside Pattaya and and is familiar with the local scene.

not sure your new neighbours are going to be happy with having a party house filled tp the roof top with sashaying "boys" squealing with delight, pleasure and orgasmic ecstacy

Fantasy
If you can afford all that, you wouldn't come to Thailand for dental work. :dirol_mini:

giggles u r such a spoil sport...he didnt say he couldnt afford it back home...

Love the fantasy. Have you wandered the many facebook real estate rental groups or websites?? most focus on condos, but there is more.
https://www.propertytoday.net/properties/stm125/
https://www.propertytoday.net/properties/gc6612/

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Originally Posted by maump

Love the fantasy. Have you wandered the many facebook real estate rental groups or websites?? most focus on condos, but there is more.
https://www.propertytoday.net/properties/stm125/
https://www.propertytoday.net/properties/gc6612/

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Something wrong with the price for the second one! 12000 baht per month for a 6 bedroom villa with pool??

You could tent that, turn it into a guesthouse catering for gay desperadoes and run a nice profit

I can see it now:

A gaggle of Pattaya call-boys tripping over themselves as they dash from the refrigerator (beer in hand) out to the swimming pool for a day of sexual frolicking - while their farang host sits an hour away in a dentist chair being told to avoid putting anything hard in his mouth for a while. What's wrong with this picture???

Maybe you should consider just getting your teeth fixed at home...pick up a few rent-boys in PTY... and find a small bungalow on an island somewhere to enjoy yourself. Just a thought.

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Originally Posted by cdnmatt

. . . Want to turn the house basically into [a] private club, so go out to Pattaya when necessary, make connections, bring guys back, and from there just let things flow . . .

Issue is, location. I only really know Pattaya and not the surrounding area. Thinking of places such as Rayong, Bang Saray, Rayon, Huai Yai, Koh Lan..

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Originally Posted by Dodger

Maybe you should consider ... getting ... a few rent-boys in PTY ... and find a small bungalow on an island somewhere to enjoy yourself.

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Hmmm . . . you’re not becoming a nimby are you, Dodger?

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But who could blame you, Dodger. Bang Saray is not the sort of place that wants a private boys club with gaggles of Pattaya call-boys, loud music, wild partying and all sorts going on throughout the night. It's exactly the sort of thing that leads to a neighbourhood going downhill or, so they say.
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if he had 1/2 a brain he'd negotiate a free free boys/week to keep him quiet....just toss them over the fence...fresh one every 2 days or so

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Originally Posted by Jellybean

.......Bang Saray is not the sort of place that wants a private boys club with gaggles of Pattaya call-boys, loud music, wild partying and all sorts going on throughout the night.......

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Too funny!!!

Actually I dreamt once about opening a place in Bang Saray exactly like you describe - then Jai walked into the room and I woke up...55555

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Originally Posted by cdnmatt

Much prefer somewhere more laid back, tranquil, sleepy village town vibe where you can easily walk around to street markets / shops without lots of traffic to worry about, etc.

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I guess you have never been to Chonburi. Look at the map*, they built a bridge over the sea to get some of the traffic out of town. (* You haven't mentioned you are blind in a while.)

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Originally Posted by cdnmatt

Want to turn the house basically into private club, so go out to Pattaya when necessary, make connections, bring guys back, and from there just let things flow. Some I'm sure will stay several days or weeks, some will show up few times a week, others will be one night only, etc. Would prefer to bring the entertainment home though instead of going out to the bars. Does that make sense?

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That's many people's fantasy, me included, but I have never heard of anyone make it work. I sometimes struggle to get one guy to come to my place, and the problem is not on my side.

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Issue is, location. I only really know Pattaya and not the surrounding area. Thinking of places such as Rayong, Bang Saray, Rayon, Huai Yai, Koh Lan..

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Sri Ratcha has a girly scene that caters to Japanese (engineers and administrative staff of the many factories, I assume), but nothing gay as far as I could see. I would avoid islands, for higher prices and less choice of everything on the island and traveling time by boat.

I guess even the outskirts of Pattaya, in particular the other side of Sukhumvit road, and surely the other side of the railway, is far away from all the hustle and bustle of Pattaya, but still in easy reach. As far as I can tell, there or 50 km further away makes no difference other than having to travel 50 km more.

Don't overstay your visa...

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Originally Posted by dab69

Don't overstay your visa...

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Easy to do when you can’t see it :dirol_mini:

How are the plans going for your tropical bordello, Matt?

he can't see a way forward...

very droll ....:dirol_mini: