The Davinci Code concerns
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The man on the left, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waisted tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, along with the ruby slippers that Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz, is worried that the Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.
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Re: The Davinci Code concerns
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Originally Posted by TeePee
The man on the left, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lame gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waisted tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoreville hat, along with the ruby slippers that Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz, is worried that the Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish.
At least he ditched the beaded bag!
(But only because it was on fire.)
I know because I was the one shouting, "Show us your knickers!"
They're Victoria's Secret--And best kept that way!
Catholic concerns about their reputation ...
"The U.S. Cardinals said they are going to develop a code of ethics to help them deal with the sexual scandal. Wait a minute, I thought their already was a code of ethics, it's called the Bible." тАФJay Leno
"I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world. ... To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself." тАФDavid Letterman
"As you've probably heard, the Pope has asked all the Cardinals to return to Rome. You know how they got them all to come back? They told them that there was going to be a performance by the Vienna Boys Choir." тАФJay Leno
"The Cardinals will be staying at the Domus Sanctae Marthae, the new hotel at the Vatican, where turn down service means the bell boy isn't interested." тАФDaily Show host Jon Stewart
"They say (the Pledge of Allegiance) violates the separation of church and state. How about the separation of church and altar boy? That's what I'm worried about." тАФJay Leno
:cheers:
Mary Mag got laid in the Louvre!
I've been there three times--And only got goosed!...Once! However, it was by a guard--But with a baton...I think. It was very dark...the room, not the baton! (I'd turned off the light in the loo. He turned it back on, saw me, and right back off it went.)
Ebert and what's-her-name (The queeny one) both liked it. So I guess I'll waste a dollar...when it's out on DVD.
I hope it's as funny as The Producers, which we watched last night. But I wish they'd put the out-takes back where they belong instead of all at the end.
BTW: Some of the little-old ladies (Who steal the show.) are men...What some people won't do to get laid!
Money, money, money, money.........mon-ey!
It grossed $235,000,000.00 first day out--So what, if it grossed-out a few nuns. `doubt Ron Howard cares...heard he's stated a religious (?) organization: Opie Dei.
Sounds like jojo doesn't like bg....
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Originally Posted by jojopreppy
How the fuck would you know Dicknose? .... But then again that has never stopped you from mouthing off about things you know nothing about. Fuckwit
I see another of our Lord Jesus Christ's disciples giving us his own rendition of the Sermon on the Mount. Jesus undoubtedly wants
jojopreppy for a sunbeam
(Board) business as usual: how to take a bad premise and drive it into the ground.
This thread started off with a drag-pic of the pope: Her Poopyness, Mary Pooppins; and, as usual; deteriorated--Or ascended, the choice is up to the individual.--from there.
"A sunbeam, a sunbeam;
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam..."
I once had a lover who started every morning with that damn song...in countertenor.
On the seventh day, when he should have gave it a rest, he got a Sunbeam...toaster...upside the head.
I can't remember his name.
Neither could he--for several days.