Farang who invite boys to share
Their flash condos high up in the air
Should beware of the failings
Of balcony railings
Especially if he’s the heir.
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Farang who invite boys to share
Their flash condos high up in the air
Should beware of the failings
Of balcony railings
Especially if he’s the heir.
I took a guy from a bar in Soi Twilight
It was a case of love at first sight
But he decided to slouch
On the faux leather couch
And that was the end of my night
True story!
I'm stuck with a potential limerick with a LonelyWombat as the main star. Should be a doozy when published. :dirol_mini::))
In Praise of Marsilius
From this thread what a wonder appears.
Was he lying in wait all these years?
His poems have wit,
The guidelines they fit.
Just don't blink or you'll be in arrears.
After which delightful encouragement to continue...
The farm boys from Isaan, it is said,
Lack a sense of refinement in bed.
When I asked for the reason
I was told in low season
They practice on pigs from the shed.
And, continuing on an equally low note...
A Thai go-go boy nicknamed Nut
Was renowned for his explosive gut.
His farts (e’en from afar)
Could clear a whole bar
And cause two sois of Sunnee to shut.
Meanwhile...
Madame Wong, on a trip from Shanghai,
Recommended a boy I should try –
But he only likes fanny
(Or, at worst, a full tranny)
So I won’t be exploring his fly.
And, to close for now (though I've plenty more on request - and will also try working Lonely W. into one)...
With a cock of remarkable size,
The Thai boy brought tears to my eyes.
“It needs training”, he said,
“To manoeuvre in bed” –
So he practises daily on guys.
A bit of basic research reveals some (genuine) Australian creatures that have names capable of offering poetic inspiration (or at least providing some promising rhymes)...
While the Outback is rarely explored
Its fauna’s remarkably broad.
There’s koala – quoll too –
And the cute potoroo,
But the wombat is often ignored.
[With apologies to Lonely W., whom I once met in person and who seemed a very decent chap.]
I must confess I don't often pay much attention to the personalities projected by the posters on this board and even less to relationships between some of them. The following disappointing effort is based solely on the name involved, not on the real person, the persona he projects on the board, or the dynamic between him and anyone else.
A relic who's called LonelyWombat
Once considered himself quite the tomcat
Now alas he's a freak
For his parts "erotique"
Have been reclassified "hors de combat."
I know, I know--the last word doesn't rhyme in French. Sue me. I said it was disappointing.