Re: Pattaya bars - a review
I like the idea of NIrish opening a circus in Pattaya and wonder if, alongside the delights of various objects being inserted and pulled out of various rectums, there will there be pony riding too?
If so, there's an obvious candidate to join the NIrish troupe!
:p
Re: Pattaya bars - a review
Who needs a circus? Just sit in one of the Boyztown beer bars and enjoy the frigging freak show that walks past.
Re: Pattaya bars - a review
He he we're getting quite a show together already it seems !
So, we've got a boystown nightly freak show and a special ride em like a pony act plus I'll volunteeer to put on my performance of my usual Thailand multi gay app / multi boy / multi bar daily juggling acts that I am
required to undertake at great risk to my own life many times each evening during a trip. We'll maybe then find a few big hairy bears from Grindr along with a some special nightly trick performances from my as yet unrembered special multi talented friend oh and the obligatory candle hot wax acts ( music to be supplied by Colmx there of course) and all of this to be held once we go back to Grindr to find a big top that's also versatile and open to perform several times a night !
This is shaping up to be a great show, so, anyone else want to volunteer any acts to go on this amazing travelling roadshow circus perhaps ? I mean hell the Ladyboys of Bangkok show has been making a fortune touring The UK for years now, maybe it's about time the world had a " The seven wonders of Pattaya show" brought live to them - man I can almost hear P T Barnam kicking himself that HE didn't think of it first ! :-)
Re: Pattaya bars - a review
I'll ride my motorbike as according to some members it's the most dangerous thing known to man. Just call me Daredevil Arsenal.
Re: Pattaya bars - a review
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Nirish guy
He he we're getting quite a show together already it seems !
So, we've got a boystown nightly freak show and a special ride em like a pony act plus I'll volunteeer to put on my performance of my usual Thailand multi gay app / multi boy / multi bar daily juggling acts that I am
required to undertake at great risk to my own life many times each evening during a trip. We'll maybe then find a few big hairy bears from Grindr along with a some special nightly trick performances from my as yet unrembered special multi talented friend oh and the obligatory candle hot wax acts ( music to be supplied by Colmx there of course) and all of this to be held once we go back to Grindr to find a big top that's also versatile and open to perform several times a night !
This is shaping up to be a great show, so, anyone else want to volunteer any acts to go on this amazing travelling roadshow circus perhaps ? I mean hell the Ladyboys of Bangkok show has been making a fortune touring The UK for years now, maybe it's about time the world had a " The seven wonders of Pattaya show" brought live to them - man I can almost hear P T Barnam kicking himself that HE didn't think of it first ! :-)
Please send me a contract of employment Nirish to pass to a friend of mine anxious to join a circus and not averse to wooing audiences in Brighton's St. James's Street, by slowly doing the spilts over a bunsen burner whilst singing Great Balls of Fire.
Re: Pattaya bars - a review
I heard an amusing, albeit distinctly distasteful, story last year from an ex-pat friend of mine living in Pattaya, so in an effort to lower the tone I thought I’d share it with you. It is a true story.
He informed me that he and a hirsute friend made a visit in the early nineties to a notorious go-go bar in Naklua (now defunct). This hairy chap was in the habit of twirling his moustache, rolling the fine hairs at the ends of it between his index fingers and thumbs, like a satisfied Spitfire pilot regaling others in the mess of his successful sortie. It was incessant: it went on from morning to night, twirl, twirl, twirl. He offered one of the lads on stage a drink by giving him the nod and soon they were sitting together. Before long, the hairy one’s fingers embarked on a spot of pot-holing, the recipient of his attention raising himself off the seat a little to accommodate the mining. The exercise over the lad was dispatched back to the stage and the twirling recommenced.
“I think we should go,” whispered the hirsute one.
“Why?”
“There’s a very odd smell in the bar.”
“I can’t smell it. What kind of smell?”
“The bar smells like shit. There must be a problem with the plumbing. The toilet’s probably out of order.”
“Are you kidding me? I can’t smell a thing.”
“Terrible. Dreadful smell of shit. Come on let’s get out of here.”
It was then my informant turned and looked directly at his friend and noticed that he was sporting a noticeable globule of shit attached to the side of his moustache!!
“Nurse, fetch the wire brush and Dettol!”
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poshglasgow
in an effort to lower the tone I thought I’d share it with you.
Oh and there I thought we were already doing quite well enough doing that on our own......and then I read your tale - and yes, you absolutely succeeded ! Well done that man ! ha :-)
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"Be not deceived, for as ye sow, so shall ye reap.". (Ecclesiastes)
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"....And you've got a helluva lot of reaping to do!" (Hylda Baker, as Nellie Pledge)
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And lo a star appeared in the sky and three wise disciples appeared riding on an ass saying fear not as those who reap shall inherit the earth but will never be able thread a needle while riding on a camel but definitely might (or maybe it definitely wouldn't ?) inherit the kingdom of God. - oh and we'll all going to hell, except of of us who aren't, but I can't quite recall who they might be so all just assume you all are just to cover yourselves.
N.Irish Guy - whilst not listening as usual during RE classes (circa 1982.)