So it's fuckers like THAT who are the reason why there's never any bog roll left in economy towards the end of a flight ! Bastards !
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May I suggest you fly business class. There is never a shortage of toilet paper, as we call it up front, and it quality is so much better.
Still like sandpaper, but of a much finer grade.
Excuse me I HAVE flown business class - highly overrated - who do you think sneaks into YOUR toilets and pisses on your seat !! :)
Actually on a serious note of course business is the way to go and I do when it suits, but flying from Belfast is a bitch and so devalues the benefits of the price hike i.e the chauffeur driven limo pick up from within 75 miles of the airport - doesn't apply in NI ( and the fuckers won't even send a taxi which drives me nuts !) so there's a £100 taxi fare to add on to my own bill now, plus I usually pick my flights carefully and if Emirates that's an enforced stop over in Dubai etc and of course I go the minimum stop over time possible, meaning by the time I get to the business lounge it's usually time to turn straight back round and go back to the plane again - and heres the final straw - I book say Dublin to Bkk - on business - I end up getting Dublin to Dubai in business and then have to rebook a SECOND business class fare for the Dubai to Bkk leg ! Fuck THAT !
So no, I've got it fairly well sussed now and either fly direct ( not always the most practical for various reasons) - but if so yes business is fine - but now I can pick my still in economy, a good book for take off, a G&T or two perhaps, then movies from the plane or my preloaded iPad depending on the airline, some wine with dinner, then pop a "nytol" tablet half way through dinner and bingo, wake up at my location - and the money I've saved buys my 2 or 3 weeks accommodation or one weeks shagging :-) wherever I'm going usually !
Dunno. But it's not my seat - I'm up in First!Quote:
who do you think sneaks into YOUR toilets and pisses on your seat !!
One week??Quote:
or one weeks shagging
Christ, I'd be surprised if it covered one night!
You're slowing down, Nirish!
I AM slowing down as as I typed that I thought yeah maybe more like THREE weeks these days ! :-(
I think it's the having a BF thing, it sort of negates the need / necessity / want of shagging like a man demented in case it's the last shag you ever get in your life again perhaps !
And I'm not saying that's a BETTER way to live, just different, as actually I quite like / liked the whole demented bar / grindr fed shagging as if your life depends on thing :-)
But I guess the bottom line is that certainly when here at home at least I guess once you get "settled" you get lazy. Mind you as myself and my BF are only just back from a week in Sitges just last week where he actually threatened to move out once we got back if I didn't knock it on the head trying to shag the waiters in the gay bars right in front of his nose while he was sitting there in front of me ! lol - so it seems perhaps old habits die hard and I've told to be a little more discrete / respectful ! Which IS fair enough of course - as long as HE promises to fuck off to the beach for a hour or two and let me get on with it - THAT conversation seems to be a forever ongoing on mind as "apparently I'm a "bad man with a good heart" - who knew eh ! :)
It was mealtime during a long plane trip.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
"What are my choices?" I asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.