That's Google Translate's weird "phonetic" spelling, understood by nobody outside of Google. It took a while for them to notice that Thai isn't always written left to right, and it still doesn't understand compound vowel symbols like เ-า
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I have never heard or read this before, and had to look up สุหนัต.
Literal translation is "have not entered (religious circumcision in Islam)".
Most boys would be very confused if you asked them (i.e. show translation on mobile phone).
If I had this problem, I would point at their penis (or that area while they are dressed) and ask:
มีหนังมั้ย mee năng mái
Literally: Do you have skin? (but if you put my Thai into google it gives "is there a movie" because nang can mean skin or movie).
Or google translate:
do you have foreskin
คุณมีหนังหุ้มปลา xxx characters cut off by forum software xxx หรือไม่ Khuṇ mī h̄nạng h̄ûm plāy lụngkh̒ h̄rụ̄x mị̀
The google phonetic spelling is indeed unique. I haven't seen this system in any book or elsewhere on the internet.
oh my Lord...just pull his shorts down & inspect...a bit ado over nada...
Hi all, I had an email from a friend of mine, he's arriving in Thailand on Monday next. One of the first questions he asked me is Helios Male Massage still open. He loves going there. I couldn't answer him as I won't be arriving till May 20.
Yes, Helios Massage is open.
I arrived in Pattaya several days earlier than expected. I had to do some shopping at Tops in Tukcom so I thought I should check the traps. I went to Royal House and I selected a guy called Jack from Sisaket. He had a monster cock and really new how to use it. His massage skills were better than most but his happy ending was even better.
around between probably a bit after 12 noon.
[QUOTE=christianpfc;294658]I have never heard or read this before, and had to look up สุหนัต.
Literal translation is "have not entered .. etc. etc ad nauseum
Yawn!
Massage this afternoon at Helios. Khun Nit, older than I'd really like but a typical guy for Helios. Nice guy with good English and a very thorough massage and a happy ending for us both. Joined me in the shower afterwards.
500 Baht for a one-hour oil massage. Minimum tip 1000 Baht but I doubled that as the last 15 minutes were so good and he was very amenable to my special request.
I'm confused by recent reports of visits to Royal House as I confirmed it's closed as I thought. No signage on the building anymore and nothing inside. Is it somewhere else now?
As I only holiday in Pattaya but reside in Bangkok in recent times I've restricted my massages to Royal House and Helios. I used to be a regular visitor to Soda Massage and several others in the complex. This time I have more time to move around so is there any recommended massages with happy endings in the Jomtien complex. If so what are the going rates. Thanks.
Massage this afternoon at Relax@Me at the back of Tukcom. Only two "twink types" available. I chose "Jai". The shower works at last but it's a wobbly affair and comes off the wall if you're not careful. If you want to use the loo then you have to manipulate the mechanism directly in the cistern. So not a particularly good first impression.
The massage was one of those where I suspect he had little idea what he should be doing but he was attractive, naked and had no tattoos (Hooray!).
If you want more than the usual "happy ending" then it's a "bring your own accessories" kind of place.
You can negotiate downstairs or in the room. I've never had a problem getting what I wanted and Jai did deliver.
300 Baht for a one-hour oil massage. No one mentioned a minimum tip.
Firstly thanks for your reply, I havent been to Relax@Me for several years, the plumbing was below average then, The massage fee is ok, so how much did you tip him.
1200 Baht but I took the necessary accessories and it wasn't so much a "happy ending" rather he made my "end" very happy!
Royal House is open as usual. I had a massage there yesterday Thursday 15th June. Only two boys on the premises but mamassan offered to call any of the many boys he has on his mobile phone.
I took Taw, one of the boys present, from Khorat, 33 yo, slim toned body. He had the biggest dick I had ever seen on a Thai boy. Massage was ok although he is still training as he is new in the massage industry (only one week mamassan told me). Sex was fine. He is only top and has no problem in getting hard and keeping it all time.
Massage was 500 baht (1 hour oil) and the boy got 1,500 for his good performance.
Royal House don't do much to show they are open. I searched in vain for any sight of anybody. Stll wonder if I'm in the right place. It's certainly the building I used to visit but that was some years ago before I started going to Helios.
Mystery solved! I tried again this afternoon and although it all looked dark inside someone did eventually appear. Four guys available.
So tell us more. hehe
Whilst I'm at it has anyone had a massage or 2 in the Jomtien Complex recently. I had a few several months ago, they were ok but nothing special. I'm not really into twinks as I like a full on happy ending at the finish. I prefer the guys in their 20's who are experienced and normally give value for money.
dodger, we are obviouly on the same page for a change, to me massage is synonymous with sex...in fact i make sure with the receptionist that the masseur is a bottom and that i expect more than a slap & tickle..
I got to the Jomtien Complex yesterday, the massage at Soda was ok but the happy ending was much better. As I'm staying in the Naklua Road area for the next week does anyone know any gay massages in that area. Several years ago there were a few but they're well gone now. I've look around and found nothing, so it's back to the Tukcom area or the Jomtien Complex.
Yesterday Royal House Massage was closed at 14.30 with a metal grid at the door. Probably due to lack of customers in this very low season. Let's see in the coming days.