Skinny feminine creatures not exactly “boys”.
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Skinny feminine creatures not exactly “boys”.
“Skinny feminine creatures” is certainly not an accurate or appropriate description of the “males” I remember at Winner when I last visited in February last year
Skinny - yes conceded some are
Feminine - definitely not. As a gay tourist any feminine attribute is not something that attracts me.
Creatures - a rather offensive word in this context.
I would consider offing every one of the boys they had in Winnerboys yesterday. And have already a couple of them.
Niceboys had several attractive boys too but I agree totally with goji that boys in jeans and facemasks is unacceptable if the drinkprice is 200 baht. The fun with Niceboys and what made me visit on a regular basis is to watch the boys on stage playing in and out of their underwear. That is what justified 200 baht drinks. They either have to down the drinkprice or pay up to the BIB to let them have their boys back in underwear!
Not that long ago the boys in Nice Boys had a duel dressing policy. The boys wore jeans and the gays wore underwear.. That changed when the hiring policy changed and the majority of the boys were straight.
They're wearing jeans? Take them off!!! Probably more to do with Thai can't be bothered than anything else. 'No have customer, no point underwear'.
200 baht for a drink. 200 baht for a boy drink. 200 baht tip for the boy after some serious sexy fun. Total cost 600 baht. Right here, right now I'd pay 5 times that to have a couple of hours in Nice Boys. I absolutely fucking would.
Me, too!
Now that Eros has gone, NB seems to be the only hands-on bar left.
Arsenal, at least you've got a club you can go to. Here all I've got is a Covid lockdown and 70 square kilometres of bushfires on my doorstep which are sending choking smoke over the city! I couldn't even go out for my walk today because I couldn't breathe.
The lockdown happened so quickly that I didn't have time to arrange for my "friend" to move back in with me. So I'm all by myself, sitting here reading about other lucky bastards visiting bars and clubs in Asia!
BTW, I remember the time years ago when the only guys who wore jeans in NB were young guys of dubious age.
I hope the punters who visit NB tell the boss that they won't be back if the guys are going to be wearing jeans.
I'm impatient. I want to get straight to the goods and not have to fumble with jeans!
Yes. I've had some great hands on and pants down and hands down pants fun in Winner Bar.
Lockdown is supposed to end this Friday but rumour has it that it may go on longer.
There are rent boys - I have 3 "friends" on call at any time - but nobody is allowed to visit
As Gerefan reports, there was hands on activity in Winner. In one case, a lad was sat with pants around his ankles.
Meanwhile, I saw no such activity in Nice Boys. Unless the guy sat up in the pulpit was indulging, out of my line of sight. Jeans and masks don't help.
If it were the kind of bar I like, I would have taken the trouble to advise management that we don't pay 200 baht to see boys in jeans.
Flying around the world just for those 2 bars ? No.
Add in the warm sunny weather, fine good and coffee, well stocked on line phone apps, massage shops and Jomtien Complex bars, then it's still an attractive proposition. At least for those members who have not yet tired of life.
For people who love nothing more than to tell others how grim it is, without venturing out to check, well perhaps it is over ?
gogi, gerfan2....You 2 idiots spent money and 15 days in quarantine to use apps, get a cup of coffee and go to the most boring Complex...You must come from a god awful place.
Those of use that are lucky enough to live here need no quarantine, can have all the coffee we want and male companions are a mere phone call away.....I pity you as your visit here appears to be the highlight of your life.
So MFAS, when did you last venture out to try and enjoy yourself in Pattaya ?
And if Thailand has nothing to offer, where do you plan to move to ?
Or, is it all over for you ? Spend the next couple of years at home, writing gloomy posts about bars you never visit, whilst waiting for your final outing ?
Apart from the period of quarantine (which is now over) they are doing exactly what you are doing. They can hardly be described as "idiots".
If they can afford to escape virus-ridden UK, along with its harsh winter, good luck to them. I think both goji and gerefan2 are being quite smart.
Haven't you heard of people travelling to somewhere with a warmer climate during winter in their home country? I do it all the time.
The difference between the occasional visitor and we expats is that we are accustomed to life here with all it has to offer and yes take much for granted. I have spent so much time in the bars when they were really great and most boys that I’ve met are either on my line or phone so today’s unexciting bar scene is of little consequence. I never enjoyed the complex and see no reason to visit, I prefer contacting lads I know. Lunch with friends is high on my list however, going to Winner full of gay fem “boys” or N.B. who have seldom if ever added to their ranks which have only gotten older is no longer a priority though for those like yourselves starved for sex and coffee you have my sympathy.
Why do we hear so little about your exciting lunch appointments but so much whinging and criticism of bars you haven't visited for months or years ?
If your lifestyle is that good, why not share some positive stories ? Let's hear more about the expat dream lifestyle that you live !
I stay in contact with 3 good friends who visited Pattaya regularly, as I did prior to retirement. They are all suffering miserable cold winters, under covid lockdowns similar to being quarantined, and would give their left nuts for the opportunity to return. Unfortunately, all 3 have underlying health conditions which prevent them from returning until a vaccine is available.
Gogi and gerfan2, If I were stranded on the other side of the pond I would have done EXACTLY as you did. Two weeks of quarantine in Thailand isn't a whole hell of a lot different than the isolated and restricted lifestyles my friends have right now back in London, New York and Belfast...and they're freezing their balls off in the process and haven't had a naked boy between the sheets in over a year now.
It's easy for expats (including myself) to take things for granted sometimes, but all I have to do is close my eyes and imagine myself scraping ice of the windshield of my car back in Chicago to clear my senses.
Enjoy yourselves to the max.. stay as long as you can...and when you wake up with a naked brown boy laying next to you - try not punish yourself too much for being stupid and coming here.
Aw well that's the problem right there! Bloody hell, it's so obvious.
Prescription: Take one to two naked brown boys between the sheets, every 4 hours,maximum 4 naked brown boys in 24 hours. If symptoms persist ask Dr Zebedee to sample the naked brown boys to ensure efficacy.
Do not exceed recommended dosage as directed by Dr Zebedee.
Keep out of reach of children.
It rather raises the question of how many naked brown boys goji and gerefan2 have scored in the 8 weeks they’ve been here already. After all, the main point of travelling thousands of kilometres to Thailand for middle aged and older gay males is to spend their money paying guys young enough to be their sons and grandsons for sex. There’s plenty of warm weather, decent coffee and food far closer to home.
Dr. Zebs.
Naked Thai boys and efficacy. My experience is that the effect lasts for a day or two and then another shot needs to be administered. Fortunately there are many bureau's providing the required dosage as well as online self service counters although some of those are not genuine. Mamasan's will write you out a prescription and the usual charge is around 400 baht plus add ons later, typically about 13-1500 baht. They can also help with ensuring you get the right medicine. Some of them are taken in the bottom and some are taken orally.
Quite a few. The adorable little Khmer example I had running around the apapartment naked last night rates as a 10/10.
But, of course we are idiots for parting with our money in this way.
What everyone wants to hear about is MFAS's lunch appointments and the expat lifestyle. Tourists can't possibly have any fun, as MFAS will tell you.
So you did mean to ask MFAS about those lunch appointments, right ?
And me, well the bars are so soooo boring and they are no fun anymore. So nothing for me there.
I don't really know any boys who I can just call on either as I have only been coming here for a short time. Don't think it's more than 17 years (for just 4 months a year). Which I know equates to having lived here for almost six years. Anyhow, they have all pissed off back to the funny farm.
That and all these bloody masks too. If I wanted a paper bag job I'd have just gone round the corner in the UK.
Then some clever nugget mentioned all the muny I have wasted, just to rub it in.
So it will just have to be yet another quotidian wrist job for me.