Jellybean, I'm glad the masseur finally relented to your fondest exploit.
Perhaps boys will be more calm and accommodating once seated in this chair.
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Jellybean, I'm glad the masseur finally relented to your fondest exploit.
Perhaps boys will be more calm and accommodating once seated in this chair.
How very interesting, dinagam. There you go again with your psychic powers, which I referred to in another topic. Or maybe there is a more down to earth explanation, perhaps you work for the NSA or GCHQ and have been eavesdropping on me and know all about my little, er . . . foibles. Mmmm . . . now there’s a scary thought.
But one of those chairs installed in my dungeon, er . . . I mean, basement, would definitely come in very handy. I’ve . . . [cough, cough] . . . seen such chairs used to great effect in gay porn movies when I was doing some research into specialist chairs and their various applications.
:D
Hmmm - the "specialist chairs" of interest to most SGT members are probably more like this:
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The little turret in the centre of the landing pad, SG, does it, by any chance, vibrate? Perhaps it's a safety device destined to explode should the pilot fall asleep.
Any indication of its top speed when those of average weight are in the driving seat? Can it transport one safely to Bangkok Airport? Does it have a dedicated lane at the tollbooths?
Well I thought the “litte turret” was a rectal prolapse re-locator - but it turns out it’s the handle for the lid of the pot.
The real boon of the unit is that one can sit (not a typo) on one’s commode in Sunee, scoffing the meal loaf and soaking up the scintillating bonhomie without worrying about becoming “unwell in the trousers” - which I understand is a fear of certain people in their mid-seventies whom I wouldn't dream of naming
Redundant.
No, the mid-70's guy I was referring to isn't redundant - he's set himself up as a part time restaurant critic among other useless ego-stroking indulgences
I've mentioned it before but worth repeating. Royal House is a karaoke.bar after about midnight and well worth a late night beer.
Don't have any recent info to offer on Royal House as it's over a decade since I've visited. But on the Dreamboys Bar connection I did visit there recently on last trip and while the man-boys with tatts are not my preferred kind of lad, I found the guys there made an effort and were good fun, also there were 2-3 very attractive/cute/handsome lads in the line up and if Dreamboys lads are an example of the attitude over at Royal House then it would seem a visit could be worthwhile.
Dab69, I think I know the mamasan in Dreamboys you are referring to, if it's the same guy, yes he was a lot of fun and previously worked at Krazy Dragon where he was just as amusing and enthusiastic. He wasn't there when I visited in Feb, but there are now two older mamasans at Dreamboys and although try to chat with the 'which boy you like etc' line they will leave you alone if you indicate you don't require any 'help'. In fact I also ran into them at Silipin Issan one night and they invited me over to their table to 'chink' glasses and top up my glass, (I didn't as was on Vodka rather than 285) but they were very polite/chatty, they also had 3-4 very cute lads at their table, probably 'Dream' Boys.
Thanks to Jellybean for his 'detailed' Royal House visit, over at Gay Thailand there are tons of massage shop reviews but only very few here, I know many here do use the massage shops so it's good to get recent updates. Anyway just to advise that the same type of man-boys at Royal House are also available round at Helios Massage (formerly Blue House) just down the soi from Tuk Com. The attraction might be for some (given Jellybean's experience at Royal House) is that they have good in-room shower cubicles with shampoo/soap etc and hot/cold water as their standard room so no valuables security concerns. They do have some kind of piped music as I remember but if you have music on your phone or MP3 they are quite happy for you to put it on speaker, and as noted by Jellybean it does add to the relaxing atmosphere during the main massage for me.
Thanks for letting me know about Helios Massage, newalaan2. I wish I had received your advice earlier, as I passed by Helios one afternoon, a day or two after, my visit to Royal House Massage. I was in the area carrying out my research on possible condo rentals for next year, which I shall write about on another topic. Had I known the masseurs were similar to Royal House, I would have definitely popped in. But I have made a mental note to try it out on a future visit.
I did not however return to Royal House and choose another masseur, who may not have been as good, as the previous masseur. I had convinced myself that I could not ignore my first masseur, who despite his er . . . em . . . hot dog, had actually performed very well. So, me being an inveterate fence sitter, I chose instead the easy option and ‘phoned a regular masseur from the Boyz Town area and invited him to my hotel. He may also pop up to Bangkok to see one one last time before I leave for home. He has come up to see me on past occasions; we are currently trying to sort out a plan.
And you were right to highlight the ‘detailed’ nature of my original report, newalaan2. This was mentioned at my final dinner in Pattaya on Saturday night. I should therefore like to apologise to you and the other members for getting rather carried away and being a little bit too explicit.
It has been my practice when going to massage parlours not to take my watch or mobile telephone, or more money than I will actually need, as mentioned at post #106. So I did not have my mobile telephone with me. I could have enquired if my masseur had a smart phone, which played music, but, in truth, I never thought to ask.
However, the subject of no background music in massage parlours has reminded me of an incident which occurred back in 2015, which I posted about when I was writing a series of massage parlour reviews. It was included on the Bangkok Massage Venues topic at post #8. I was referring to my visit to V Club 7 on Soi Phaholyothin 7, Soi Ari 4, Bangkok
This is an extract from my 2015 post:
The moral of the above story is to learn how to say in Thai, “The music is too heavy, play something lighter and more relaxing please.”
;)
Can I suggest this music might be apposite - assuming you can get your massage boy of choice to play along:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzOsUAPZGn8
The above post seems to be missing something. Did you not notice that?
Given you lifestyle choice and sexual proclivities (which you boast about at every opportunity), I fail to understand why you feel unable to talk freely about certain body parts.
Is it some kind of guilt or self-loathing?
Whilst not my main profession, I'm a qualified counsellor and hypnotherapist - maybe I could help you.
"I'll have to stitch it up in the morning"
:p
After I ended post #131 with the final sentence, as posted above, I have been flooded, absolutely flooded with PMs asking me what is the Thai translation. I mentioned it to a Thai friend during the week and he provided me with one alternative version, which I have reproduced below:
pleeng siang-dang mâak chûai lên pleeng bao bao bèep pàwn-klaai nói kráp
Literally - Music loud very help play music quiet type relax little – but meaning roughly as in my quoted bold text above.
We met for lunch today and I impressed him by repeating it to him in Thai. But given the appalling state of my memory, I’ll probably have forgotten it by next week. When it comes to learning Thai, I seem to have a memory like a sieve.
Disclaimer
A humongous degree of artistic license was used in the drafting of the above post.
Hi Jellybean, an idea just came to mind.
You could ask your friends to whisper the above phrase into your mobile phone voice recorder. The next time you visit a massage parlour play the recording to the masseur. Choose from the most sultry voice which could turn on the mood for the masseur. Nothing ventured nothing gained.
Well, thank you kindly for your idea, dinagam. And how very true, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Yours is certainly a much better idea than taking a CD player into the massage parlour with my own choice of music, as suggested by one wag by PM.
I could, of course, simply practise the Thai sentence and various other options before entering the massage room.
For example, also back in 2015, I commented on one massage room with no music, but it had a very loud ticking clock, which I found very distracting. With the constant, tick, tock, tick, tock sounds, I felt like I was being subjected to a form of psychological sound torture. Well, okay, that was a bit of an exaggeration, but if members won’t allow me to say it was 'torture', how about I say it was disturbing and was interfering with my ability to relax? I hope that is more acceptable.
So now perhaps I should also practise saying: Please remove the battery from the clock.
chûai tâwt bèt-dtee-rîi àwk-jàak naa-lí-gaa nói kráp
Goodness. The list is endless. On second thoughts, next time I think I had better just grin and bear it and suffer in silence. Stiff upper lip and all that, eh?
;)
First time posting on this site.
Thanks to all who've shared their experiences.
After reading this thread, I visited Royal House today (Jan 21).
The directions to get there in this thread were perfect.
Here is my experience....
I got there around 2pm, hoping to get a massage.
There were only 3 guys there at the time. The host said there maybe more guys later, but not sure.
I was shown the price list. 400 for massage and 1300 tip for "special service".
I only wanted massage, no special service for tip of 500.
I selected the great looking guy who was there at the time.
His response to the host was that the tip would be 1000, not any less.
I said I would come back later.
Unfortunately, I had not read the last couple of pages on this post, otherwise would have gone to Helios down the Soi.
Outrageous prices and business practice, good for you to walk away!
christian?! why is it outrageous. He quoted what his services would cost upfront. Wasnt out to cheat or entrap the customer.
You guys that are into hairy asses are ruining it for the rest of us. They think that’s what we like. Puke.
I’ve yet to meet one this trip that shaves down there, and I’m into twinks.
Makes me appreciate my boy friend who has a remarkable ass and keeps it shaved without me telling him.
Guilty as charged on the first count M’lud.
Well, I definitely have a predilection for hairy lads rocket but, more often than not, I have trouble finding my preferred type, so do tell where you are meeting all these magnificently hairy lads.
Although hairy is my ideal type, that’s not to say I would turn down a clean shaven lad, but given the choice, I would choose the hairy one, all other things being equal. I do not ask in advance if they are hairy or clean shaven, my Thai is simply not good enough. But hairy legs or facial hair can, sometimes, be a good enough indication of what joys are hidden below.
But I plead not guilty on the second count of ruining it for others.
Whenever this subject comes up, I find I am always in the minority, at least on this forum. In bygone years, when I’ve met up with an ‘old flame’, all too frequently I have been disappointed to find that their well remembered wild and luscious man garden has been mowed within a millimetre of its life. :(
When I asked why they had shaved, the usual answer is, “Customer no like” to which I probably replied, in a whining, desperate tone, “But this customer l-i-i-i-i-i-i-ke”. ;)
But each to his own, as they say.
Yes, to each their own Jelly Bean. Nee, the skinny little guy at Eros is very hairy. But maybe you like the entire area hairy and not just the most private of private areas. If that’s the case then many of the boys I meet are not that hairy.
The first thing I look at is their legs, and facial hair like you say, another sign.
I made the mistake of giving a message boy my face book , now he keeps messaging me complaining he has no customers. Not only was he hairy but he used a condom for oral.
I’ve been sick as a dog the last few days but managed to get out and find Royal House. I would never had known it existed if not for this thread. It was just getting dark and there was only one thug like guy out front. I’ll definitely go there when feeling better.
Sorry to read you’ve been sick as a dog, rocket. I wish you a speedy recovery.
I would however be interested to read about your experience at Royal House massage if and when you are well enough to pay it a visit. If the masseurs are not to your taste, don’t forget about Helios Massage, a nearby massage parlour, recommended by newalaan2 in his post #129 dated March 24, 2018 the relevant part of which I quote below.
I never got around to visiting Helios, so I would be interested in reading your account if you happen to have the time to make full use of its . . . er . . . em . . . facilities. :)
The full post can be seen at: https://sawatdeenetwork.com/v4/showt...pattaya/page13
Thank you Jellybean for the get well. I felt a bit better today and would have gone inside Royal House but no one was outside but the guy in charge.
So I decided on a sure thing and went to the massage place where they wear orange on the side of Tukom. There was my cute Ooga booga boy with the Bowl hair cut. He looks like he could be the last boy in the Amazon Forest who has not seen civilization yet.
I like to fantasize that he and I are the only ones in the jungle and we take care of each other. Like Jungle Story but of course he’s older than the one in the movie. But this time I wanted the massage to last a bit and not get into the real fun right away.
I had just seen him a week ago and after almost completing the leg part he saw how excited I was and asked me what I wanted. I asked him how much he wanted and he said 2,000. Being the shrewdest negotiator I offered 1,500 and away we went. It was wonderful, but that was last week. This time he completed the massage and that was it! The time was almost up
And I just had a regular massage, very erotic but still kind of ordinary. I’m surprised he wasn’t interested in receiving a large tip, which I was prepared to give him. All he expected was the 200 or 300 tip. I gave 500 because of the eroticness of it.
Maybe it was because there was someone else getting a massage in the room that he was reluctant to do more but I’m used to more eagerness to obtain some cash. I was surprised. Maybe the tube of ky scared him off, I don’t know. Next time I’ll have to tell him what we’re going to do beforehand, like half a massage and then fun.
Of course these places have signs saying no sex, so maybe this guy isn’t used to it and really only gave ordinary massages, but I find that hard to believe.
Your right francois, I don’t know what he expected for certain, but judging by his reaction he seemed surprised and insisted I return. How much does one tip for a Thai massage ordinarily?
Opinions vary, considerably. But my estimate is a minimum tip is equal to the fee paid to the house for the massage.
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Traditional Thai massage of one to two hours duration usually cost from 200-400B. All masseurs, both ladies and men have shown gratitude whenever I tip them 100B.
In a tourist area - anything you’re foolish enough to give as almost everyone over-tips. Outside that narrow range (and I’m quoting Thais with whom I might go to non-erotic massage) 100 baht if you’re the foreigner paying. Thais themselves will tip less than that. I had coffee yesterday with a middle-aged Thai who had just returned from Pattaya where he had had a massage. He complained that the boy kept touching him up and he had keep telling the boy off. I think he tipped him 50 baht
Rubbish. If you've been to Thailand, or as you claimed, lived in Thailand for thirty years, you'd know that Thai service workers are lot more careful and subtle with Thai customers and the Thai masseur wouldn't dare "feel up" a customer who wasn't interested. Even if he did, he certainly wouldn't need to be told off more than once. The way they would do it (either to indicate a willingness to provide special services or a desire to receive them) is through banter. It's part of the fun and can be very erotic.
As for how much Thais tip, it varies, just as it does with farang customers although I would say most Thais I've hung out with have been quite generous. Bear in mind that there's also a fair amount of showing off in their tipping culture. Needless to say that service workers are always playing their customers off each other in terms who's the more generous in the hopes of extracting a bigger tip from their current customer.
No cheating or entrapment, just too expensive for my taste.
When I can get a boy to come to my room for 1000, why would I go to a massage place and pay 400 + 1300?
"Nobody out in front of the business" is spreading. Yesterday night, Royal House (used to have staff sitting outside), Helios (never had staff outside as long as I remember), and even Kawaii boys had nobody outside.
Why should they sit outside waiting for you to show up? It's 36 degrees. Choice of 9 boys at 4.15 this afternoon.
And my lovely masseur and I couldnt help enjoying the hysterical Thai laughter coming from the adjoining room so I think Brad the Impala was there. If only, eh! Brad?
Well that is a very interesting comment Sglad. In fact it made me draw up a list of some of Frequents more prolific posting times in the last few weeks.
THAI TIME.................. NEW YORK TIME
Jan 30 0354 - 0400...... 1554 - 1600
1 Feb. 0410 - 0445...... 1610 - 1645
3 Feb. 0406 - 0907...... 1606 - 2107
4 Feb. 0249 - 0332....... 1429 - 1532
5 Feb. 0320 - 0852....... 1520 - 2052
6 Feb. 0231 - 0345...... 1431 - 1545
8 Feb. 0424 - 0650....... 1624 - 1850
WELL WELL....can’t you sleep frequent?
Because I'm very reluctant to go into a shop to have look at the available boys, and having to make up an excuse if none of them is to my taste*. Most other places (the one at the back entrance of Tuk-Com, the one on the North side of Tuk-Com, the one a block South) have their boys sitting outside, regardless of temperature, and I make detours so I can walk past to see if there is new talent, without commitment from my side or expectation from the boys' side.
My preferences are: boys sitting outside >> boys sitting inside > choosing from pictures.
*Which is the most probable outcome. In that case I would say: I'm looking for A, but he is not in. I don't even have to lie, I can use name of the massage boy I had in Yangon in Dec 2017 and whose shop closed and whom I have been asking for in all massage places in Yangon and Mandalay that I passed.
Plenty of other examples where he's been caught out. One classic is where he, who claims to be a 30-year-resident of Thailand and frequent visitor to Silom Soi 4, said that the boys working in that soi are looking for sex with Asians and those looking for sex with non-Asians work in Soi Twilight. What a load of crap.