i fear you might be in for a few disappointments report wise as I think Joe's intention is to perhaps post ONE report on his birthday "do" and then perhaps no more until after his return - or so he told me - BUT he may well find an internet cafe ( as he's not using a smart phone of course) and pop in to update us on his adventures if we're lucky I guess. That is IF he remembers this website name AND his user name and log in details of course as I've a snaeking suspicion he keeps those pinned to a post it note stuck to his screen for when at home just - or PERHAPS he's been very organised and packed said post it note into his luggage just for this sort of "emergency" posting situation! :)