You're both wimps, me, I"m hardcore as tend to partake more in a bit of the old "you know what" these days myself personally.
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You're both wimps, me, I"m hardcore as tend to partake more in a bit of the old "you know what" these days myself personally.
OH - Wanking?
I agree - sex is all right but you cant beat the real thing.
:D
You're wanking with Coca Cola now !? - wow and there I thought I'd tried it all !
I do recall chatting to someone once for whom the only lubricant available had been a bottle of cheap bubblyQuote:
Originally Posted by Nirish guy
Unsurprisingly, given the number of low-rent acquaintances I have (even outside this board :D) - I believe I can trump that:
1. I know someone who, for the lack of any reasonable lubricant (champagne excluded), delicately coated the boy's orifice with......ChapStick. I believe it was raspberry.
2. I know a different person who, for the lack of a condom, inserted his todger in a discarded Twix wrapper before banging away
:drink:
twix wrapper....sounds painful...especially for the bottom....and scoty u must have been a real thin/small dick....twix rappers are like pencil size...lol.....in desperation I have used cling wrap...wasnt bad...
You see Latinpoxx this just proves you're a cheap charlie.
Twix is normally a twin bar confection (hence the fucking name) and consequently the wrapper is about 2.5 inches wide.
I've no idea where you are buying your sub-standard single Twix - maybe was it served to you as dinner on China Southern?
...sweety darling...forgive the delayed response..know you've been watching the screen breathlessly waiting for a reply...but for someone with a dick as thick as a thai coke can and a little longer...a twix wrapper just wouldn't do it...
...and now maybe...just maybe u realise why quite a few MBs cant go the full distance with me...
Your latest fantasy - of having a cock the same size as a can of coke - is yet more delusion, and I was thinking that if it were true you might topple over in the event of a viagra-assisted erection.
Then I remembered that someone described you as being incredibly short, fat, and squat so I guess your low centre of gravity keeps you stable (physically at least)
Of course, the coke can which you allege your cock resembles could be one of those really mini-sized ones I hear they serve on low-class airlines.
...damn...forgot about those little airplane cans...