What incoherent ramblings are you babbling about now?
If reports are true, Trump is off his rocker, wandering around yelling at everyone, including even TVs when there's a news report he doesn't like. So Sessions and Trump got into a spat, Sessions said, "fuck it, if you don't like the job I'm doing, I'll quit and you have my resignation tomorrow". Then Trump rethinks, says "no, I need you, can you stay on as the AG?"
That's 100% totally believable, because Trump has quite obviously shown that temperament about 15,000 times already in public.