BKK brief observations...
When I first read the thread title of this thread I just assumed it was a report from Christian about a night he'd spent in Soi Twilight starting at underwear !
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BKK brief observations...
When I first read the thread title of this thread I just assumed it was a report from Christian about a night he'd spent in Soi Twilight starting at underwear !
Why one that's done really REALLY well of course, not just any old ordinary audit but a real quality one....... :-)
Joking of course, I believe it's more in relation to the auditing of pre-agreed and company laid down quality and production procedures used as part of things such as gaining ISO accreditation and allowing the Company / auditor to monitor exactly those agreed processes are working / being carried out and reporting same back to the company / ISO manager to enable them to further improve their "quality" procedures.......I believe that's about right and can vouch for Latin's discussion re general travel and subsistence allowances being charged and paid as I recall having a run in with the ISO monitoring company who was coming to audit my company. They were billing me something like £200 for a flight, £200 a night for a hotel and perhaps £150 subsistence - this was for a short hope from Manchester to Belfast. I pointed out the flight was £80 and a hotel the same and we would provide all food etc for the guy as we'd be taking him our on the piss etc - tough, non negotiable I was told - funnily I gave up on the idea of ISO accreditation not long after and haven't missed it one bit !
But Latin, do please feel free to enlighten us as I'm only going from my limited experience with the one guy.....
Thanks Nirish, Frequent. For a second I thought Latin was the flashlight guy. You know, that legendary guy who claims to carry a flashlight to check the "goods." Smiles, help me. Maybe the colonel?
Quality audits focus on food manufacturing. I help to ensure that you dont get poisoned when next u buy a finished food product. I strap on my high heels...march in with my clipboard (actually ipad), glasses perched at the end of my pointy witch nose and start poking my nose into areas that ordinary joe customer never sees to ensure that none of u get food poisoning or worse. My job can vary from standing in the change room ( kinky comments please) observing how the workers enter and leave, wash up procedures, disrobing/robing up ) to spending an hour pouring over warehouse documents and supplier receipts to ensure that enough of the correct raw material has actually been purchased to produce the finished product and that something cheaper has not been substituted. I'm very used to asking difficult questions. And correct grammatical command of the english language is really not necessary....80% of the audit is in tick box form with space for bullet point comments.
Speaking of empty bars, I am currently in Pattaya (visiting a friend, been ages I went there) and do people wonder why those boystown bars are empty. Even a regular bar charges 150 baht for a beer. When will they ever learn that 150 baht is a ripp-off price ? The five of us went back to pattaya klang, where a beer is 60 baht. These people have no business sense whatsoever, no wonder many go out of business...
justaguy...I dont mind 150/beer if there is eye candy to be seen and played with...but i feel totally ripped off if I pay 150 and all I get to look at are tired fat scream ugly farangs who dont need a mask at halloween
Latin wrote:
"...but i feel totally ripped off if I pay 150 and all I get to look at are tired fat scream ugly farangs who dont need a mask at halloween."
Virtually every go go bar has wall to ceiling mirrors so......
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good one...failed to surpress a good giggle...many thanks
After long combative day walked into random massage place stuffed full of male whores....sorry masseurs...picked cute muscly one and upstairs we went. Got naked, massage boy was nowhere to be seen, called and he showed up. Apparently he doesn't wash customers down, in fact he's so special doesn't even get naked for the massage. Promptly put my clothes on and left, Chinese guy at reception tried to stop me wanting to know why. I let him know....he promptly started berating the massage boy....really let him have it... could still hear him screaching 20 m down the road.
Assuming the above is true I think you were perfectly within your rights to do as you did. I would and indeed have, done the same.
OMFG a massage shop you've never been in before which turns out to offer.............massage rather than the cheap sex and pony-riding you just assumed was on offer because you're a whoremonger of the highest degree who thinks he can throw his knock-off travel expenses around and everybody will just drop to their knees and worship your magnificent cock?
Jesus Christ - call the cops to shut them down.
Maybe you go into a Pharmacy expecting to get wanked off? It wouldn't surprise me
:D
Actually yes. This is the 1st time a stoopid massage boy has dared challenge me, and trust me when I say I've done hundreds. For heavens sake there was only male masseurs wearing tight wife beaters. I honestly cannot remember the last time a massage didn't include sex.
....anyway...I carried on and several soi's and turns later I found what I wanted...massage boy got naked when I indicated this is what I wanted...with a smile to...promptly hopped into the shower...soaped me up...and things were back to the way they should be.
Scotty...if the front of the shop is littered with young male masseurs in tight fitting vests....what would u think???
...geez i really gotta pause before hitting the send button...forgot to say...massage 450...tip 350....60 min massage...with all the extra happy ending services provided...and Im not talking about a hand job either
Many congrats on a good deal. You can use the savings to upgrade from livestock class on China Southern. Perhaps rent a cushion or some headphones.
" A stoopid (sic) massage boy dared (sic) to challenge (sic) me." Damn natives. How dare they treat a buckra/ Mr Charlie/ Boss-Man/ Massa in such a disrespectful way?
Alot of what latin posts has to be at the very least exagerrations. Any of us who have spent a decent amount of time in Thailand will know acting like that within Thai society simply isn't going to end well for you.
Well, technically you go for a massage, where it doesn't matter if the boy is dressed or not. You could have asked him to get naked instead of putting on a show?
I can commiserate. I prefer the massage is naked, or in underwear, over fully dressed. If I have to grope through the clothes, or tuck on the clothes, and the masseur asks if I want him to take them off, completely destroys the illusion for me.
Oliver wrote:
"Damn natives. How dare they treat a buckra/ Mr Charlie/ Boss-Man/ Massa in such a disrespectful way?"
Yea. yoo shudda flatshed yor plane tikit so he noo yoo wer a man of welth an taste. propper jet set yoo is mister.
Oliver....exactly...glad u see my point...
mattyboy...stop being such a little old lady clutching your handbag say please/rhankyou/excuse me all the time...if u act like a victim u will be treated like one...and FYI this is not Thai society...sto being so stooopid....
Christian...I did ask...he flashed me a sign of irritation and said no...
arsehole...actually need to cal u something else...arseholes are really useful...provide me with hours of pleasure...
Basically I felt conned...they litter the front with gorgeous numbers...and only once u r naked and showered and on the bed do u discover that its just a massage...and assume that one feels obliged to stay becasue like one is naked and showered and lying there ...got another thing coming...
Well Sexual Deviant, perhaps the boy considered you below his standards and thought of the politest way to get rid of you.
Might be the case....but his boss/manager certainly wasn't impressed....if he's so picky then maybe he needs a new career.....imagine if Scott or u arsetroll walked in....the thought of even touching u....projectile vomit inducing ....
How dare you. I am fucking gorgeous.
U mean delusional......
thank you...finally some common sense...places like soi twilight and pattaya are not Thailand...Thailand is normal...just like Frankfurt...boring and normal...its like going to the red light windows in Amsterdam and then thinking all of Holland is a whorehouse...
highlights of Pattaya....
(1) fantastic erotic show at x-boys....real good big cock show and excellent fuck show...almost no customers but they still put on a show...at any time one can summons one of the performers to your seat to grope...all for BHT 20 tip.....I invited a real muscle gogo to sit with me...supposed to be a " man" only...for BHT100 I was allowed to finger his delicious hole for the duration of the show...he didnt flinch...
(2) walked into the 1st gogo bar on soi VC, the one where the gogos are contantly playing with themselves...this was at 11pm...only 1 customer who looked more dead then alive...after some careful negotiation..and lotsa laughs got 5 gogos to cum for me...one after the other while I fiondled their balls/arse...BHT100 each...normally they want 300....but as I laughingly pointed out..." no customer"...best bht500 ever...loved watching the silly fuckers tug away ....one coudnt get hard ...even after watching porn on his mobile...others gave him such a hard time...too funny...
Plan to be back in august...place is like a sugary treat...can only handle small doses at a time...
2 shot the most amazing loads, but then they are all in their prime and have been fiddling with it all evening.
Jupiter on soi 4....went to the show...beers BHT240 only...more of a tranny show...not the usual sex boy show that gogo bars put on...still was fun...lots of gorgeous shirtless staff to ogle at...
u have to walk to the end of the soi, go past balcony bar, there is a very large neon sign...cant recall if its green. I also noticed the German fossil that owns dream boys/bestboysbangkok shuffling up and down the soi...he paused for quite a long time in front of The Balcony and looked t a " for rent' sign...the shop next to The Balcony is empty....maybe he's eyeing up the possibility of relocating to soi 4...after all soi twilight seems to be on the wane...whilst soi 4 was pumping on thursday night and friday night...
As you look down the Soi from Telephone Bar there are three (I think) bright green lights on the right-hand side, just before Fork & Cork (be careful how you say that, although I'm sure it's intentional). It's to be hoped that more gay businesses relocate to Soi 4 - far too many breeders wandering up and down and taking over our sacred sites. Mind you there was a family with two attractive teenage sons eating in Spanish on 4 last night
oh I love it when straight couples..or better a group of straight guys decide this is a fun place to have a few drinks...I cruise them something terrible...