Was the question do bald, fat, old cunts suck?
If they have no teeth they do! :cheers:
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Was the question do bald, fat, old cunts suck?
If they have no teeth they do! :cheers:
You have got to be joking. One of the many reasons there are so many ex-patriate Kiwis is that they've decided to leave "all that Maori nonsense" behind. (I'm quoting Kiwi expatriates)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatman41
Here are some basic facts:
1 Who ethnically cleansed the original inhabitants of New Zealand (the Moriori)? The Maoris
2 Who exterminated NZ's unique flightless bird but nevertheless claim to be ecologically responsible? The Maoris
3 Who spent most of their lives in traditional times cowering in fortified villages because of marauding war parties from other tribes? The Maoris
4 What is the fastest-diminishing sector of the workforce in every advanced capitalist country? Agricultural workers
5 What is the sector now most reliant on capital-intensive rather than labour-intensive work practices? Agriculture
6 What did the Maori ask for as part of their Treaty of Waitangi financial settlement? Agricultural land for their people
7 What language most benefits knowledge workers in the modern world? English
8 What language takes up a disproportionate time in Maori schools? Maori
NZ's silent white supremacists must be rubbing their hands together in anticipation. The Maori have chosen to marginalise themselves and their descendants for generations to come, all the while perpetuating a myth (that's all it is) of racial harmony because they got what they asked for (never ask for what you want - you may get it!)
Perhaps I should have qualified my statement with the term 'modern day society'. Regardless of how old you think I am, when I visited New Zealand and visited the sight, it was not as long ago as the signing of the Waitangi Treaty (1840). At that time and prior and post signing of the treaty there were many battles between Maori's themselves and also the colonising forces of the empire. The treaty was misinterpretted by both sides with the Maori's believing they were leasing out their land and not selling sovereignty over the land. There were also many dodgy deals as settlers bought land from people who had no right to sell it. The 'modern day' government of New Zealand is at least trying to make some redress and, I believe, has so far made various settlements in terms of return of some lands, several hundred million dollars in cash payments, formal apologies from the crown (state) for various breaches of the treaty and recognition that there are cultural associations between Maori's and the land (or various sites).Quote:
Originally Posted by homintern
Ok, so modern day New Zealand still has some problems, the return of land to the Maori's is still a political issue, but for the most part the government of New Zealand works with the population to find solutions which can benefit all. The integration of society with Maori's working alongside the Pakeha (white) population and ever increasing Asian population is significant and visible and there are seats set aside for Maouri candidates in the Parliament. It ain't perfect but it's a damn site bettter than what you see in Australia - if you visit Alice Springs (still one of my favourite places in the world) you can starkly see the separation between white and aboriginal societies.
As for the 'extermination of NZ flightless bird', there are many flightless birds in NZ. However, if you refer to the Moa, the indiginous population did indeed have a hand in it's downfall, but according to http://www.terranature.org/flightlessBirds.htm , the population of this bird had already dwindled from several million to around 159,000 before man set foot on the islands.
Re: the learning of ones own language, should the rise of China continue as an economic power and (as a hypothesis) Chinese become the language of business worldwide (go with me on this one) would you suggest that English be discontinued as a language taught in schools in England, Australia or America ... No! If schools in New Zealand wish to keep their cultural heritage alive by teaching the Maori language, then good on them. I also found that many whites had learnt some of the Maori language and enjoyed learning about their culture too.
I needed to check some of my facts but found the following site useful:
http://www.answers.com/topic/treaty-of-waitangi
... who don't understand why the Maori are so lazy and generally regard them with complete and utter contempt
Aunty thank-you for the invite, I have always wanted to tip-toe through your gorgeous gardens of Eden, feeling the soft bush against my naked legs and the little plump fury kiwi in my cupped hands (do they bite?) then soar up your mighty peaks for a quick ski.
Euroland has it's attractions too you know. How I would miss slagging off the French or pitying the English or fine dinning in Brussels and long summer days in Scotland. I couldn't miss for the world! Italy, Croatia and Greece,so much and such a short life.
America on the other hand, well yes I travelled extensively in my short life and do have some fond memories of those obese disaffected drunk Americans in their splendid natural habitat.
But what struck me as most endearing was the need for Americans in general to exaggerate "their" history and it's importance, at least since the first scurfy Englishmen arrived in 1607 in the twee and forgettable theme park in James Town. The nonsensical yet commonly used American phrase "since history began" sticks to mind.
All these sentiments around a cup of crap-O-ccino in the enlightened bowels of an American shopping mall, and who needs Europe anyway?
and seen some of the most beautiful boys ( I mean men Smiles) on the planet..I think it should be compulsory for all Americans to suck.
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Originally Posted by Cedric
Cedric with these sorts of attitudes, you not seriously claiming a superiority to the very Americans you're so quick to mock, are you?
By the way when I lived there I never met an obese disaffected drunk American, and my bush isn't soft, it's just like me, all hard and prickly. And yes my furry Kiwis' bite.
Have a nice day.
Yes, Aunty I am not claiming to be anything. I thought you had met some real Americans? If you need directions, they usually hang out in reservations centred around a casino, anywhere where there are infertile sterile lands,deserts are a good starting point.
Pearls of wisdom, I have been tempted, it is true, by the hybrid vigour of some of the offspring of those men that colonised those shores so long ago, those who ensured the very beginning of history. But I am rather more tempted by the later arrivals they are usually fresher and don't have as much of a wacko factor. Mexican anyone?
The border in fact just outside San Diego is an almighty relief from LA, a bolt hole I have used on numerous occations. And an even greater relief about five hundred kl into Baja, or if going from Vegas through Phoenix and staying in Tucson (avoid the fat hairy man and his guest house, you will thank me later or end up chasing through the dead of night through strange territories in your sports car, and end up sleeping at the border with all the doors locked and a bottle of tequila for company) relief will hit you at about Hermosillo and the second bottle of tequila, not an American insight, just you your hitch-hiker (ok he was just an innocent petrol pump attendant that I stopped to chat up, but even Keanu had to be discovered) endless adventure and real people to embrace. :cheese: :cheese: :cheese:
Ok thats a bit mean; many more real people to embrace? :cheers:
Does anyone have any idea what Cedric's trying to say? His stream-of-consciousness (make that unconsciousness) babble defies understanding. He rants on without regard for the rules of grammar or logic.
Sathorn? Rules of logic?????? May I ask what dogmatic hell hole of a religious minority you hail from? Is it the train spotty grammar club of Crawville Tallahassee? I probably know you then, carry on the good work I am sure Jane Austin would be proud.
Fatman this is hell on feet. I am taping the Wimbledon mens final as I type. Can you believe, I am actually not watching it. I promised on the life of my fair nephew that I would not watch, not my idea I can assure you. My French nemesis and tennis partner made me do it, he had to go on a sudden trip to Kuala Lumpur, and the idea is we watch it on his return. And I love my nephew so much. It's a close thing. While the frog lords it up in the Imperial or something Sheraton.
I find the French are partial to cheating, so it wouldn't surprise me if he was gorging on profiteroles in-front of some cable network watching the match.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But would Jane Austen? Is Cedric's Jane from Austin, TX perhaps?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cedric
SIMPLE RULE FOR GETTING FORUM TROLLS TO BITE
(1) CASUALLY BAIT HOOK
(2) WAIT A FEW MOMENTS
As you can see, they work flawlessly!
Thanks Homi for pointing out the many typo's and spelling errors. Are you offering to be my permanent editor? This would be very useful.
There are three of you too choose from. I don't think Sathorn will do, just not interesting enough and he/she is restricted by some very conservative and dull ideology, like rules of logic. GnyArse is taking a holiday, but he is also too volatile,no control of his emotions, and that I find sloppy. So that just leaves you. You have sense of humour enough, and that is important for this thankless task.
If you can work seamlessly and silently in the background, this would be a big plus?
Who'd win a fist fight, Amelie or Roger? Cedric will understand.
Oh, and did he bring back any profiteroles for you?
I would hope Roger wins a fist fight with the lovely Amelie, only because it will at last put a holt to her/his winning streak, a few broken toes should do it. The strangest ladies finals I have ever seen, it was choke up all round. And then suddenly Amelie must have caught the foul wind blowing in from across the channel, because she started belting for France, and the rest is history.
I don't like to admit but I am warming just slightly to Amelie, he has a voice that is so soft and feminine for a man. It makes you wonder what the hell is going on. Gender disorientation. She also blamed the French open for making Justine too tired to win. You don't think it was fixed do you? I take the English you take the French?
The profiterole glutton suddenly finds he has to go to Singapore and Mumbai as well, coward. I bet he watched every-thing, soccer tennis and probably lots of sick porno in-between. It's that messy toilet kind he likes, rubber gloves and bleach for afters. Not our kind, lots of tits and oversized cows.
Fatman it all turned out for the best. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: And you were pretty accurate I must say.
Italy winning the world cup and Federer the tennis, what a nice feeling and a good way to start the wet season. I am going to watch it all on Friday with some mango sticky-rice. Frenchy prefers Mc Donald's, so I will bung some cheese burgers in the sink to ripen. :cheers:
All the ones I met in San Francisco did - some of them rather well.
Could you repeat that?Quote:
Originally Posted by goldensyrup
All the ones I met in San Francisco did - some of them rather well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatman41
Suck, you idiots. Suck. He's making a teehee about the question posed in the original subject of this thread. Do I need to draw you a picture in Crayola crayons?
Thank you. I thought that's what you said!Quote:
Originally Posted by goldensyrup
It may indeed be useful for you but What's In It For Me? I think of you as someone whose closest acquaintance with culture is when you check what's under your foreskinQuote:
Originally Posted by Cedric
I don't think of you at all, but if you are in it for reward, will a A nice big slice of Cheese do? Now get your head outta the toilet, smut bag,and get a breath of fresh air!