Eh, no I didn't. She was a woman, wasn't she? Not my type/gender/age range/preference/nationality.
I could to go on....and I will
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Eh, no I didn't. She was a woman, wasn't she? Not my type/gender/age range/preference/nationality.
I could to go on....and I will
[QUOTE=scottish-guy;230971]Fuck off the lot of you - the pink tree stays and I shall even buy (darker) pink tinsel for it just to annoy you even more :p
Up to you, of course SG, but don't be surprised if you notice them wince every time they pass the tree.
Sub-zero temperatures and Gorbals Jock"s 'jokes'. Moses cellar sounds the better option.
Well, clearly you're down there with your gimp mask on moving any posts critical of you, so you'd know
Great when someone can tell me how two people he has never met (but whom I have known personally for 7 years) are likely to react to something.
I'm fairly confident they'll see the funny side - but if my pink tree annoys them there's always a tent they can put up in the back garden as alternative accommodation !!
:D
Absolutely no offense taken but let's not generalise - the two people concerned are not run of the mill Vietnamese
Deep fried Christmas dinner anyone?
Arsenal, It's not a technique that is employed much outside the southeastern US and I would be hesitant about recommending the cooking method, based on what this article has to say:
"How to Deep-Fry a Turkey Without Killing Yourself, Indoors and Out"
http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/11/h...ey-safely.html
I'm not sure how up to date you are with modern Scottish 'cuisine' Bob. It's the home of deep fried pizza, deep fried Mars Bars and even deep fried ice cream.
arsenal, you do know how tiresome your Scottish jibes have become? Almost as bad as my birthday night out.
Yes, I was familiar with this propensity to produce deep-fried items. There's a British gentleman in New York whose two restaurants will deep dry anything you ask for. In fact, that may be a perfect alternative to the customary oven roasted turkey at Christmas. Just take the bird along to your nearest deep-frying establishment (call first to see if they accept turkeys).
Of course I know nothing about all this. Just trying to keep things on the light side. Never had a deep fried Mars bar.
Never eaten a deep fried Mars Bar or ice-cream in my life (but I would try either!)
Deep fried Pizza is perfectly acceptable - its just fried bread basically - no biggie.
However I would definitely turn my nose up at the English delicacy of jellied eels - and I did hear Arsenal got Toed In The Hole and was worried about his Spotted Dick
If done properly with the correct size, cooking time, batter and garnishes a deep fried Mars Bar would undoubtedly be delicious. My recipe.
2 fun size Mars Bars.
Normal batter made with soda water.
Raspberry puree. Fresh raspberries.
Vanilla ice cream.
A few shortbread cubes for crunch.
This from guy who turns his nose up at a battered fun-size Mars bar in his mouth
- but who can't get enough mega-size cock up his battered old funhole
:D
Having a battered Mars bar would be like sucking on a cock with a condom.
Yuk!
Where possible, natural is always better.
Dalewood, you're not the first person to say that about me.
Oh, I thought they called you Mr. Humphries... :-)
No, SG is Mr. Humphries.
I'm free!
I'm not free, but I'm cheap.
Are you going to get your 'boyfriend' s Christmas stocking?
I don't even understand that
:confused:
Yep, my bad. It should read will you be getting your 'boyfriend' a Christmas stocking? So will you?
I have a large sack
Update:
There were 2 Vietnamese and a Scotsman on a train to Glasgow ..........
Entries close 31/12 ( a date that will live long in SGT moderation history)
:D
SG I'm genuinely delighted for you. Have a wonderful holiday. Have you bought their kilts yet?
Excited to hear how this saga unfolds over the next six months.
:yahoo_mini:
Yep, me too!
Bring it on!
Even for me Scotland is a place of some mystery. I can't even begin to imagine how a couple of Vietnamese guys will find the experience.
We are united in curiosity a447.
:mocking_mini:
FYI - the intention is not a 6 month stay - because if he stays the whole 6 months he cannot return within the next 6 months - otherwise he'd be deemed to be "living" in the UK and not a genuine "visitor"
Are you planning a visit to Gretna Green, SG?
Ooh yes. That would make a great story. Members must be salivating at the potential of this unique Celtic Nativity.
arsenal, here's a personal challenge. A long time member of the board is sharing some good news. Say something positive.
It's all positive Joe. Any exciting news on your Christmas slippers?
Gretna Green is not on the agenda - visa rules prohibit entering into a marriage or civil partnership.
Meanwhile I have the heating cranked up to 24c and his dad is sitting with a hat and coat on and the BF is away to bed to keep warm
Lmfao
Brilliant SG. Enjoy the whole experience.
arsenal, I like my slippers so much I'm taking them to Thailand with me.