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Timed or the last second and priced to the last Satang, Christian?
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Christian, just this morning I had an email from an esteemed member of the board, who provided very valuable information on sights to see, how to get there and more besides. So for once, I'm a step ahead of you. I just to need to pin down the details with my friend, as his mother must come down from Si Saket. But we have lots of time. The Malaysia Hotel is booked, we can work the rest out closer to the time.
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You mentioned two rooms, but there are 5 people (?): you, your friend, his wife, his parents, and I can't figure out how to distribute these 5 people in two rooms, regardless if there are 4 or 5 beds.
It's a bit like the riddle with the goat, the wolf, the cabbage and the boat.
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You'll have to explain your own riddle, Christian. I booked two rooms because he's not sure if his wife can get time off work. It's no big deal to add another room. I hope his wife can join us, just so I can scratch the bitch's eyes out!
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joe552
You'll have to explain your own riddle, Christian.
I hope his wife can join us, just so I can scratch the bitch's eyes out!
Interesting!
So you booked 1 room for 3 of you - your lover, his wife, and you. That's going to be so much fun!
Are the birhday festivities at Sunee planned for before, or after the randez vouz at Hotel Malaysia?
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...what a kinky bastard u r joe...gonna off him and the wife...u gonna line them up doggy style on the bed and hop from one to the other??
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joe552
You'll have to explain your own riddle, Christian. I booked two rooms because he's not sure if his wife can get time off work. It's no big deal to add another room. I hope his wife can join us, just so I can scratch the bitch's eyes out!
I refer the Honourable Members to the reply I gave some time ago. If his wife can get time off work and is joining us, I'll simply book another room. Is that clear now?
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joe552
I refer the Honourable Members to the reply I gave some time ago. If his wife can get time off work and is joining us, I'll simply book another room. Is that clear now?
Not really, as do you mean another room for HER or for you? As surely you're not going to ask the poor woman to sleep next door WHILE you suck her husband's dick !? :)
[edited for spelling and grammar on 22sep2017 by ChristianPFC]
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One alternative would be for her to share his parent's room - which sleeps 3. But no, if she is coming on the trip, I will book a room for myself.
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Damn, just when it was getting interesting too ! :(
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Well NIrish, since he's staying with me in Pattaya on my birthday, I may be in a position to titillate you a bit afterwards.
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"Oh what a tangled web we weave.......when first we practice to deceive,"
Sir Walter Scott
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Nirish guy
As surely you're not going to ask the poor woman to sleep next door WHILE you such her husbands dick !? :)
Joe552 is going to make her watch!
Kinky indeed.
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Indeed, she might actually learn a thing or two about what he really likes.
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wouldnt be the 1st time I've fucked a MB while the female other half waited outside ...sometimes holding a baby...somehow that was an aphrodisiac...
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latintopxxx
wouldnt be the 1st time I've fucked a MB while the female other half waited outside ...sometimes holding a baby...somehow that was an aphrodisiac...
Outside!!! That's outrageous. They should be inside, watching - pick up a few tips on how to keep hubby happy
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latintopxxx
wouldnt be the 1st time I've fucked a MB while the female other half waited outside ...sometimes holding a baby...somehow that was an aphrodisiac...
Being watched can be turn on, I have this straight friend who visits web boards just for that, he is fucking some guys wife, while husband is watching. He is often offered money on those boards, I've seen the PMs he receives.
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Oh - one of those "I have this friend..." stories?
Admit it Whitey - it's YOU!
:clapping:
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Unfortunately, no. I could use the money, but I wouldn't be able to peform.
If he wants to fuck me, while his wife is watching, sure! Or better yet, if he only wanted to perform oral sex on me, we just have to negotiate a price, I'm going cheap, so maybe I should also visit these boards of his. They are swingers boards, they organize orgies too, not joking.
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whitemouse
Unfortunately, no. I could use the money, but I wouldn't be able to peform.
If he wants to fuck me, while his wife is watching, sure! Or better yet, if he only wanted to perform oral sex on me, we just have to negotiate a price, I'm going cheap, so maybe I should also visit these boards of his. They are swingers boards, they organize orgies too, not joking.
Right then ...give us the link. ..Can we watch on line?
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My frequent friend (ex-go-go boy and now a father of two)tells me that oral is better from a man than a woman.
The ladies, it appears, over use the teeth on the head, in their thirst for Kok.
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Yes. And straight boys are considerably better at kissing and 'smoking' than gays. Beyond the call of duty research on my part has conclusively proved this.
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arsenal
Yes. And straight boys are considerably better at kissing and 'smoking' than gays. Beyond the call of duty research on my part has conclusively proved this.
Given your previous confessions that gay boys run in the opposite direction as soon as they see you, such a finding is unremarkable
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FarangRuMak
My frequent friend (ex-go-go boy and now a father of two)tells me that oral is better from a man than a woman.
I concur, straight boys if they suck cock generally do it well because they know what pleases a man. The same applies to a straight boy allowing you to top him, it is a big deal for him as opposed to those silly queens at Winner go go and Jomtien Complex who have had more traffic through their ass than the Eurotunnel.
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Manforallseasons
I concur, straight boys if they suck cock generally do it well because they know what pleases a man. The same applies to a straight boy allowing you to top him, it is a big deal for him as opposed to those silly queens at Winner go go and Jomtien Complex who have had more traffic through their ass than the Eurotunnel.
Lol.
That's a powerful simile.
After a 'Hard' Brexit British traffic pounding it's way into the EU will be a bit like sex outside marriage.
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Manforallseasons
...have had more traffic through their ass than the Eurotunnel.
I'm reminded of a quip from old Terry from My Life bar (now Oscar's).
Wandered into his bar the afternoon after the night before and my farang companion still had last night's Gentleman Club boy with him whom he'd taken a shine to.
Terry nodded his head towards the boy and said to me "Where did he get him from?"
"Gentleman Club last night" I said "He says he's new"
"NEW?" said Terry incredulously, "NEW?" .... "He bangs like a shithouse door dear!"
:D
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I love so called straight boys...sex is mechanical...so using them like a cheap plastic sex toy is all good...yay...im back...
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latintopxxx
...yay...im back...
You never really go away - a bit like Urethritis
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scottish-guy
You never really go away - a bit like Urethritis
Apposite
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No the same ! Or it is if you say it in a broad Belfast accent at least :-)
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oh please no regional accents..
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We all have regional accents, latin. Does someone from NYC sound any different from someone from Tennessee?
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Some accents even if a bit exotic are easy on the ear..scottish ones can be a challenge..or scouser....I shouldnt have to concentrate to understand a so called native english speaker
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Nirish guy
Not really, as do you mean another room for HER or for you? As surely you're not going to ask the poor woman to sleep next door WHILE you suck her husband's dick !? :)
[edited for spelling and grammar on 22sep2017 by ChristianPFC]
To hell with your edited for spelling and Grammar Christian ! You Anal TWAT ! Who the fuck do you think YOU are. This is an internet message board not a university class you dick. Here's three words you can correct away at.......Fuck Go and yourself !!
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Geezuz H. Kwyst!!
Two muck phuking modern ashun. Twoo mack moderataws poostink in twooo menny toopicks. Moderaytors should bee scene butter knot herd.
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Modaraytars are membas, to and can post like everywun elss.
I think Chischun woz joaking.
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a447
I think Chischun woz joaking.
I don't. I think he thinks moderators should edit posts for grammar and spelling. That would be him all over.
If so, he should be fired.
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'Fired.' From a job that pays no money, only a dinky twinkie with an ego that outstrips their meagre abilities would worry about that. What do you think Scottish?
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Mods should stay a long way away from editing spelling and grammar.
Remember Neal, (that cunt) ... he had orgasms all day with the powers he wielded over the membership, and that included spelling and grammar (even though his own abilities around this was about Grade 3). This board almost went belly up partly because of it.
OK ... going quiet on this topic.
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arsenal
'Fired.' From a job that pays no money, only a dinky twinkie with an ego that outstrips their meagre abilities would worry about that. What do you think Scottish?
I think it's clear that you read my every comment on your Head Judge role and they irk you - which is of course my absolute intention - so from where I'm standing it's all good
:D