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Dodger
Two of Putin's 379,623 Generals who are brothers.
Nikolay (on the left) owned a butcher shop in St. Petersburg prior to being recruited by Putin, was last seen rolling down a hill in Ukraine with loads of sausages falling from his backpack. He's never earmed any metals, but makes one hell of a kobasa.
Older brother Leo (on right) still operates a large pawn shop in Moscow in his spare time which specializes in military memorabilia. His personal collection of war metals is the envy of Russia's top brass.