Re: FANTASTIC new regional Chinese restaurant in Pattaya!
I am so relieved. They will miss out on your 70 baht order. How to cope? How to cope? I will tell the chefs and I reckon they will break open a bottle of champagne. They really like champagne. :party :party
Of course, people are not required to obey me. How absurd to suggest that I ever thought that.
BTW: I ORDER YOU NEVER TO ENTER THE DOORS AT PAO! THAT'S A COMMAND! :munky2:
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So that's kitty banned it seems and I've already made it clear that I won't be going until they start selling "proper" Chinese food such as my universally loved gravy chips, so so far it looks like its a table for one still for you - which judging by the arrogant, elitist attitude you displayed throughout this thread I'm guessing is a fairly regular scenario for you anyway but one which I'm guessing you're quite happy about as I'm guessing yuu think there's no one of a high enough calibre in life to join you anyway, which considering as Kitty quite righty says you come across as a total cunt is not surprising - however I would temper his remarks as some would say that a cunt is in fact a useful thing whereas you sir (at least when it comes to promoting restaurants anyway) most definitely are not, as so far I'm guessing your reviews are nothing but a kiss of death to your beloved limited menu chinese cafe.
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You're not fooling anyone. You don't live here. Your whole gravy and chips thing is just troll baiting. It is true, I'm not very impressed with the sophistication of the crowd here. If that makes me a cunt, stick it in, I might enjoy it.
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Are you mental, I have never said I live "here" ( I assume you mean pattaya) - however if you like I'll see you in about three hours anywhere you'd like in pattaya ( as I'm in bkk today) and then you can eat your words in person ? Or maybe you'd like to call to my hotel ( tarntawan ) and speak to me personally then you can tell me where you THINK I am, what is that old saying about one should never assume as it makes an ass out of you etc, I think it's quite fitting in this case for you. And for your information I do like gravy chips why is that such a hard concept to grasp for you, I believe many millions of other people also share my enjoyment of same so have you ever thought that perhaps its YOU who is out of step with current eating trends which for you claiming to be an international aclaimed food critic is something I would have thought you should have been up on instead of recommending places with limited menus, limited opening hours, slow service ( due to them not even having a microwave) and worst of all not supplying what their probable customer base actually want. First rule of business - give the customer what he wants otherwise you're sure to fail - and with your food critic "help" I fear that's where your friends might head :-(
And as for sticking anything anywhere, please, even I wouldn't stoop that low and that's saying something !
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They do have a microwave.
You can get gravy and chips other places such as Jolly Friar.
Doesn't sound like you live here.
This place would hurt their brand by stooping to offering British food at their Chinese restaurant.
Go somewhere else, why don't you?
Anyway, I know you're a troll.
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BRILLIANT NEWS !! They now have a microwave ! Sure that was one of my very suggestions to help them speed things up and you were so high and mighty that you said the place would never stoop to such low levels as using a microwave, this is excellent news as it at least shows they unlike you are able to admit they might be wrong and were open to suggestion, excellent news, please pass on my congratulations to the owners for listening to me.
And can I take your " well it doesn't sound like you here" to be as close as you can come to actually managing to admit you were wrong and I am in fact in bkk at this very minute and was in pattaya for the last three weeks or are you still going to flog that horse for a bit longer and make yourself look even more foolish perhaps - up to you, as I said if you're THAT convinced I'm not "here" then pop down to bkk tonight where you can pay my obviously imaginary bar bill for me a few friends and maybe that will convince you where I am or not.
And if you read any of my other posts you will see I am no troll, just merely quite happy to keep setting you up in alloeing you to display your own arrogance and ignorance towards the good citizens of Pattaya who "obviously" are beneath you as you keep pointing out so often.
So, see you in telephone bar later then to pay my bar bill ?? - oh they also do food so perhaps you could give us all a quick review while you're there - no on second thoughts better not as I like that bar and I'd hate one of your "reviews" to close it !
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I never said they don't have a microwave. Their dumplings, noodles, and stir fries are all freshly made to order but they use the wave to heat up some prepared things like their curries, marinated ribs I think, etc.
I also never said they are the best restaurant in the world as obviously such a place wouldn't have a microwave and it wouldn't be in lowbrow Pattaya.
I am saying some of their dishes are world class.
As I said, you don't LIVE here. It's OK that you don't, but the reality is the potential core for Pao would be expats and Chinese tourists. TOURISTS like you mostly go for Thai food and also their home country food (widely available, you do not need Pao for that).
Stop trolling. It's tedious.
Why do you care at all about this place anyway? I can assure they will never have your chips w/ gravy and I know you know perfectly well there are plenty of places selling that crap food all over Bangkok and Pattaya anyway. Nobody needs an authentic Chinese restaurant to serve such garbage. It's just your troll game. You are fooling nobody.
You are only here to wind me up. Who is the CUNT here exactly? I care about something real here. You care to play stupid childish troll games, again and again.
Look, it is clear to me that this forum is mostly for gay sex tourists and has very few local resident expats. A place like Pao needs a core of resident expats and of course some tourists. The tourists they get are mostly from China, Russia, and Korea. They don't get many western tourists but they do get western (and Chinese) expats. Understandably this board isn't a great place to suggest Pao as most of you are western sex TOURISTS. Not knocking western gay sex tourists; just don't think you are a great market for what Pao is doing and it also isn't located in your special sex ghettos.
As far as I'm concerned, this thread should be closed but if not, I'll reply to further expected troll attacks.
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:occasion5: "Who is the cunt here ?"
Well I'm quite prepared to put that to the vote if you are - not that you'd care if the vote came down against you as you're that arrogant you'd probably just say we were all to stupid to know what we are talking about anyway and dismiss our opinion like you have with just about everyone else in this thread over the months, I find it hard to believe someone can be so blind to their own arrogance and rudeness and my trolling as you call it is and was me simply setting you up to see just how far your arrogance would take you - and you managed to excel and even out do yourself yourself over and over again.
Don't you get it, we all probably accept your restauant serves nice food ( even though me bring a gravy chip man couldn't POSSIBLY know what good food is of course as you've stated so arrogantly before) but can't you see in your blind arrogance and defending YOUR sole and single opinion you probably did more damage than good to your favourite eateries reputation, several people tried to point that out to you on several occassionally and give you an "out" to stop but your own arrogance wouldn't let you and you always had to have the last high handed, usually insulting word, so if any damage has been done is not by my asking as what started as a joke "do they do gravy chips" but your own total and absolute lack of any grace in your replies to people or your high handed attitude in judging people you don't know, whether here on the board or the entire populace of Pattaya in one fell swoop - and if you can't see how that might be offensive to people then I rest my case on the whole arrogance issue - either that or you're just plain thick !
So cunt you or I, I'll happily let others make up their own minds on that but unlike you I would actually care in this case what their opinion was perhaps.
Ps whilst I'm not going to bother searching the posts you did say they wouldn't have a microwave about the place or words to that effect as we suggested it to speed up service (as a further joke and to see if you feel for it) and you do did and went off on a rant about such a place would NEVER use microwaves etc etc, but I am somewhat concerned to read that you ate now telling us they are actually using them to heat their curries etc and these arent evrn prepared fresh now you tell us, just how lazy is that !! :-(
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I never said they don't have a microwave. I wish they didn't, but they do. It's usually a bad sign. But like I said not everything there is world class. Just some things.
Again, I can live with being thought a cunt so I really don't care.
Yes I reckon I would win a cunt poll contest so I concede that. Why would I care? This board is like a pack of hyenas anyway.
I do care about Chinese food though.
Yes I do get why people would think I'm a cunt and I do get why people would think I'm a bit of a food snob. I am rather a food snob. As I'm not British I don't think about whether I am a cunt or not. Perhaps I am. Not so sure that's such a bad thing to be, as Brits are always calling each other cunts, it must be very popular, like chips and gravy.
Cheers.
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Well, I'm glad we've finally managed to agree on somethings i.e in that you are by your own admission a cunt and also ( more importantly) that chips and gravy are indeed very popular !! I consider this last fact to be great progress in the hope that your restaurant friends may now also grasp this fact and embrace this popular dish to a revised menu :-)
Cheers.