Semi-deadly new mosquito born disease
Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul - BBC News
There has been a small outbreak of тАЬzombismтАЭ in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during тАЬresurrection.тАЭ
Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.
A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
BBC News World Edition http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
Gore Vidal categorically denies...
being the source of this rumour. He appeared on CNN from a prestigous hotel in Hong Kong and stated that although he claimed America's intelligensia was limitted to a small clique of expats between Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai, at no time did he suggest that this included George W. Bush. He did not deny that there may be more than one form of zombieism.
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being the source of this rumour. He appeared on CNN from a prestigous hotel in Hong Kong ...
Is Gore Vidal a rice queen now? Oh well, it happens to all of us in the end :idea:
If you look at the link to this:
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
There is no BBC in it, so its a spoof. As you will have probably worked out.
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http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm - There is no BBC in it, so its a spoof. As you will have probably worked out.
No, WhiteDesire, you've got that one all to yourself. They do demand keen eyesight at that FX desk in the City, don't they :compress: ?