Dilbert on the Pope's visit to Turkey

actually Dilbet's creator, and devout Catholics probably should not read on

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I read that 20,000 Muslim protesters in Istanbul were chanting тАЬPope donтАЩt come!тАЭ ... You can imagine several reasons why the Muslims would chant тАЬPope donтАЩt come!тАЭ

1. Muslims are supportive of the PopeтАЩs celibacy and rooting for him.
2. Muslims have already locked up their sons but feel that an extra precaution is warranted.
3. No one wants to clean it up.

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I also wonder what the Muslims think of this man of peace who carries a scepter featuring a bearded Middle Eastern guy nailed to a cross. IтАЩm no expert in body language and dressing for success, but I have to think itтАЩs wise to hide your torture-themed novelty toys when youтАЩre pursuing world peace.

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When it comes to handling delicate matters affecting the survival of the planet, you want to send in the 79-year old German guy with a Marge Simpson hat, a history of talking directly to God, and seven decades of sperm backup. I donтАЩt see how that could go wrong.

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