Pearl is well on her way to Nirvana
Indeed I am..in fact I shall be one of the 100 virgins awaiting your arrival
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Pearl couldn't decide which shoes--So she wore 1 of each.
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Originally Posted by Pearl of the Orient
Indeed I am..in fact I shall be one of the 100 virgins awaiting your arrival.
There seems to be some confussion, as usual, on your part. It's 100 ... Or 72?... virgins in heaven, darling! However many, that sure ain't it! But Thai kam, Narok, comes to mind.
Nevertheless, I'm glad to see you're dressing better. (In which purse did you hide the gin?...All of them?)
These Are a Few of My Favorite Fatwahs.
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Originally Posted by homintern
Grand Ayatollah Wily Gaybutton's Fatwa number correct - the suggestion was that it should be '2469' rather than '2496'. I reminded my correspondent that the number '96' has long been recognised as one where there are two arseholes rubbing together - in this case The Grand Ayatollah and The Coven :drunken:
Mine's ...68: You do me--And I'll owe you one.
But while I'm in a Swami (How, I loves ya', my dear old Swami.) mood...I'm also known as, Swami Salami*...I shall make a prediction. I predict Benedict will be the next pope to die.
*Swami Salami was of my many (leading) movie rol├йs: I wore nothing but an saphire and a black leather turban; hypnotised straight twinks and made them bark, while they assumed 'the' position, and I played hide-the-salami. It won the golden corkring award in 1980....For best costume design!