HOLY SHIT!: FOX NEWS pundits' heads explode, simultaneously

All this in the space of a week:

• 1. The US Supreme Court rules an important part of the Affordable Health Care Act (AKA 'Obamacare') is constitutional. Various conservative FN talking heads start to ponderin' that this may well be the end of My America as we know it. And by the way, what's next? Gun control? . . . 'Christmas' being expunged!! . . . Koreans allowed to take over every 7-11 in the country!? )
  
  2. The US Supreme Court rules that gay marriage equality constitutional and is now the law of the land in all states. (ASIDE: the Governor of Alabama ~ yes folks, Alabama!!) rules that gay folks applying for a marriage licence must be served courteously and professionally by all clerks in all relevant state offices ... right fucking NOW! As the governor explained it " .. I have more important things on my mind ... ". Even more various FN conservative pundits start pondering that, damn it, we should be electing these black-robed goddamn lib judges, not having them appointed, and by the way, Ruth Ginsburg is a dyke, right? Next? ... Polygamy everywhere!!!; Legalized Bestiality! (Corollary: thus my favourite phrase "fucking the dog" loses it's pithy meaningfulness.
  
  3. President Obama this morning held a news conference announcing that the United States and Cuba will officially open embassies and appoint ambassadors in each other's capitals, a feature which has not been seen in Washington nor Havana since 1961 (ASIDE: the year in which Barack Obama was born. Yes folks, it's a conspiracy!). Various FN conservative pundits start pondering ~ now in earnest ~ that Obama has now proven he is a radical Marxist (yes girls and boys, we mean Communist!! ... which has of course been obvious to them for the last 8 years.
  Megan Kelly proceeds to fall of her chair after a week of this shit (although still maintaining a cross-legged demeanor. Various minor stage hands wonder why it hasn't happened before, considering her drinking problem.), Bill O'Reilly's face and neck veins expand precipitously on-air and he apologizes that " ... I think I need a lie down ... ". Sean Hannity's huge visage (yes, I know, that word is French!!) starts showing signs not unlike that of the Fukushima nuclear facility during meltdown. Roger Ailes ... er, is well and truly rogered: Fair & Balanced boys, Fair & Balanced. Barack is coming home to roost, making up for lost time so to speak.

Juicy Tidbits:

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/07/ ... p=trending

FIGHTIN' WORDS: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/06/ ... p=trending

'PAGAN NATION': http://video.foxnews.com/v/433057598100 ... show-clips