World's Greatest Invention!
The mute button.
Cable: pay for more channels of crap, old movies, sports, non-sports (Can't imagine: watching poker on television!...just when I thought it couldn't get more boring than golf.) & re-runs vs. Commercial t.v.: commercial breaks now run three to five minutes--hit 'mute,' read. Better: Rent a DVD. Best: Turn the damn thing off.
Never watched Seinfeld (Lucky me.), avoiding the re-runs.
Gave up on going out to movies. Not only do people talk to each other, they talk back to the damn screen.
Monday - Thursday, I can rent 3 DVDs for a third the cost of a first-run movie, not to mention, petrol, popcorn, pop, dinner--And watch them in bed...in the nude and stop whenever I need a potty-break, snack or another G & T.
#1 Pet peeve:
Dumb, mis-used catch-words. Like, awesome.
Drivers on cell phones.
Phony fashion designers--Who just buy everything in Hong Kong, put their name(s) on it--And mark it up 500%.
But there's good news tonight! My wardrobe is back in style! All of it! The look for spring\summer: Take trousers or jeans, shirt, jacket, belt, footwear, perhaps; gloves &/or tie, none of which 'go' together--And Bob's your uncle!...Or you look like your old, uncle Bob.
(Example--from DSquared2: off-white Stetson, beige satin-polyester suit coat with white linen pocket handkerchief, white vest, red satin tie plus a star-fish bolo tie, navy-blue & white striped shirt, brown leather belt with silver findings plus a grey cloth belt worn on top the--crotch at mid thigh--ripped (blue) jeans with a steel chain hooked--not clipped onto it and box-toe dark brown suede boots.) Now, if you haven't passed-out from exhaustion: getting all the that stuff on; best if the jacket is too short\small (I've several of those.) and trouser\jeans-crotch worn at least 3" lower than...nature...intended. put them all together they spell...ME?...or the end of designer fashions? Like; why bother to buy this silly stuff when you can just put all your old rags in a box, stir it all up and dress in the dark!...Oh, so chic!
Just don't die this year: they may bury you that way.
Dig out your Supersize Sunglasses, they're baa-ack.
From Daily Candy A to Z: (Casual wear) Fun tee-shirts are in as are White socks! "No exceptions!" Which is bad news?...now what to do to get up the nose of the fashion police? Black, mid-calf dress socks, of course! Better yet: with flip-flops...Orange ones...or lime-green.