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Jellybean
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Jellybean
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Wow, you hit the jackpot coming here! There's a member here (nudge nudge 'member' get it?) who does ALL of the above ... and I understand he does it quite frequently. He did it to me once ... but his tongue was not my cuppa tea.
Happy rimming.
Unblievable post: ghastly! "ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET??" Moderators may want to consider its removal.
In the meantime, to lighten the mood a little.....
During my last check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a
long and healthy life then?"
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
Loki is currently looking for some attention. Try him. "Carry on old chap" is his catchphrase so he might be just what your looking for. He'll be here soon.
:yahoo_mini:
What did he say that was so bad... can someone just hint at it for me?
It was a lucky escape for him. Most of the short sighted members here might have read it as Vim my arse and that would have been no laughing matter.
:D
Police reports are coming in of an English farang in his mid-70's going around bars in the Boyztown, Sunee, and Jomtien areas who is accosting young male bar workers and making indecent propositions involving their bunghole, 1000 Baht, and a tin of Vim.
Officers are scouring the area