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Originally Posted by
homeseeker
Police in Pattaya reported that a 71 year old gay Italian man died during oral sex on Sunday morning. He told the cops that the couple were engaging in oral sex. When the Mr Pivetti was about to climax he was completing the act with his own hand but passed out and dropped down.
Way to go :clapping: :clapping:
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Yeah, that sounds like an excellent way to go out. :)
Sign me up for that death.
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Yep. That's the one for me. Not just yet though.
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Originally Posted by
arsenal
Not just yet though.
It's not all about you arsenal
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I hope that the 22 year old Pornthep does NOT get into any trouble because of this. He did the right thing by calling the police immediately.
But one can never know what might happen with corrupt police in any country.....
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Well Frequent if I do go will it be apposite for HMQE2 to send PA to my farewell shindig? Em?
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Firstly, to anyone who knew Alberto Pivetti, I offer my profound condolences. May he rest in peace.
But as sudden deaths go, and if I was given the choice, I can think of few better ways to pop my clogs than after reaching a sexual climax with a cute young Asian guy, but not before of course.
But what disturbs me, is that this very private matter made it on to the media. Is this therefore a fate that awaits any of us older gay sexpats in Thailand, with dodgy tickers, a functioning sexual libido and a propensity to engage in sexual liaisons with heart attack inducing young gentleman callers? If so, then those with any worries about being publicly shamed (I have no such concerns) should immediately change your lifestyles, become celibate and take up gardening as a hobby.
Naturally, when we are gone, we are gone, so no amount of public shame should bother any of us after we have shuffled off this mortal coil. But I can just picture the scene when some of my relatives read the news of my passing, should I happen to go out in a similar way to dear old Albert.
“Ah-ha! I knew it!” they will say. Then they will go on to say, “I thought all those stories about him having a secret wife from Cambodia or Laos and two adopted children from Laos was a load of baloney. I knew all along he was a dirty old homo, fiddling around with young lads, young enough to be his grandchildren. Oh the shame of it! I think we’ll all have to change our surnames. And I rather liked the surname, ‘Bean’ [Long sigh]”
Disclaimer
In the writing of this post, apart from the reference to Albert Pivetti, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in the writing of this draft are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. So there! ;)
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Did Pornthep get his tip?
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Never mind that - after dying at the point of orgasm how are they going to get the lid of Mr Pivetti's coffin closed!!
:p