Lunchtime O'Booze
June 26th, 2009, 19:47
really..who ever authored this thread should be ashamed of themselves. The poor guy is hardly cold and the jokes are being rolled out.
I hope he was happy in his last few years with his kids..poor guy..really didn'y have a good life. And a hideous father.
However..as GrandMa O'Booze used to say.."laugh at other's troubles and it helps to bear you own..."
** When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
** Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service. boom boom!
** It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
** Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
**
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
** There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
** Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children├втВмтДвs ward having
a stroke.
ewww..what a distasteful thread...
I hope he was happy in his last few years with his kids..poor guy..really didn'y have a good life. And a hideous father.
However..as GrandMa O'Booze used to say.."laugh at other's troubles and it helps to bear you own..."
** When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was
such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world
could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
** Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service. boom boom!
** It has been reported on the "Angels News"
Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they dont accept plastic.
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
** Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with
him for a change.
**
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
** There will be a post-mortem today to determine
which was the cause of death:
A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
** Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the children├втВмтДвs ward having
a stroke.
ewww..what a distasteful thread...