January 20th, 2009, 16:18
WHAT NEXT?... NO MORE SOUP OR SALAD?
In honor of Barack Obama's swearing in; Krispy Kream Doughnuts is giving every customer a free doughnut of choice today.
The American Life League sees something sinister.
'Freedom of choice?'
'Doughnut of choice?
'Barack Obama?'
Perhaps Krispy Kream is really talking about...abortion!
"Choice has become synonymous with abortion access and fredom of choice is a tacit endorsement of abortion on demand."
Krispy Kream also has a special 89 cent doughnut decorated with red, white & blue star-shaped sprinkles in honor of the day.
Maybe they could keep the dumbest-amongst-us happy if they'd just give away those spangled ones instead of allowing a choice. After all; haven't you ever heard of abortion-by-doughnuts? Stuffing enough doughnuts far enough up...the right place...could result in miscarriage due to suffocation or a diabetic coma. Or one might give birth to a...a...Monster!
Like a Cookie Monster?
Religious (NUTS) strike another blow against freedom. :angryfire:
In honor of Barack Obama's swearing in; Krispy Kream Doughnuts is giving every customer a free doughnut of choice today.
The American Life League sees something sinister.
'Freedom of choice?'
'Doughnut of choice?
'Barack Obama?'
Perhaps Krispy Kream is really talking about...abortion!
"Choice has become synonymous with abortion access and fredom of choice is a tacit endorsement of abortion on demand."
Krispy Kream also has a special 89 cent doughnut decorated with red, white & blue star-shaped sprinkles in honor of the day.
Maybe they could keep the dumbest-amongst-us happy if they'd just give away those spangled ones instead of allowing a choice. After all; haven't you ever heard of abortion-by-doughnuts? Stuffing enough doughnuts far enough up...the right place...could result in miscarriage due to suffocation or a diabetic coma. Or one might give birth to a...a...Monster!
Like a Cookie Monster?
Religious (NUTS) strike another blow against freedom. :angryfire: