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Smiles
January 12th, 2009, 15:16
Walked around Hua Hin this morning on never-ending quest for my own holy grail . . . one of those deep blue long-sleeve t-shirts (the best way I can think of describing it) worn by Thai fisherman (?) and also often by Thai guys in pickups who also wear those fearsome and terrorist-style full balaclavas (which would be sure to get them pulled over by the police in Canada). I think they are quite sexy looking and in fact perfect for windy cold weather in Thailand, which by the way it is now. Spent an afternoon at the beach yesterday wrapped up in my beach towel, pining for the-shirt-of-my-dreams.
I've looked everywhere for this style of shirt (they are in fact everywhere, but always on a breathing human being, not on a hangar in a shop window.

Certainly I will find it sooner or later, but for today the search produced nothing (once again) and I found myself at early afternoon in need of a beer and ended up on the balcony of a bar on Sasong Rd surrounded by a huge number of Very Fat German dudes all looking quite unhealthy and all talking ~ as Germans always do ~ at the top of their lungs.
Sociology observations took up half a beer, and reading my copy of the Bangkok Post took up the rest plus another one. Turning to the page wherein the Book Reviews lived I found . . . .

I read more book reviews than I actually read the books reviewed.
Many I promise myself to read, but just as many end up by the wayside. But these two reviews may give some thoughts to purchasing or borrowing them and taking them down to the beach umbrella. At least the Greene book will.


'Bombay Anna: The Real Story and remarkable adventures of the King and I Governess'
by Susan Morgan ( http://www.bangkokpost.com/leisure/leis ... nting-anna (http://www.bangkokpost.com/leisure/leisurescoop/9607/reinventing-anna) )

In 1859, Anna arrived in Singapore with two infant children and a story of her origins that went like this. Her mother, who came from Welsh gentry, had married a knighted British military officer who was killed in the Sikh wars, and then a colonel in the British Indian army. Anna had been educated in Britain and travelled the world before marrying a well-established civilian in Bombay. Her stepfather opposed the match and severed relations. Her mother died. And the family wealth was lost in the failure of Indian banks after the mutiny. The story perfectly explained why such a genteel lady would seek employment as a teacher in Singapore.

The tragedies in Anna's account were all true. She had simply relocated the context from the bottom of the social scale to the top.

In reality, Anna's grandfather was a poor Welsh Methodist farm labourer who went to India in 1810 as the lowliest form of soldier. He married an Anglo-Indian girl and died at age 32, leaving his wife with debts and three children. Somehow they survived. At age 13 her daughter, Anna's mother, married another penniless soldier who also died young and in debt when Anna was still in the womb. As a penniless, orphaned, mixed-race girl in bigoted colonial society, Anna's life chances were pretty bleak.

Her first leg-up was a bit lucky. Her mother remarried to another penniless soldier, this time from famine-ridden Ireland. He not only lived a long time, but was diligent, and struggled up the lower levels of the imperial service as a road builder in western India. All the rest of Anna's extraordinary ascent was due to her own considerable talents. She had a quick mind, photographic memory, talent for languages and passion for self-education. She picked up Sanskrit and Persian around the schools and bazaars of Poona and Bombay well enough to teach Sanskrit at Amherst in later life. She married another diligent young Irishman who took the family from India to Australia and then Penang in search of a better life. Six weeks after he died young in Penang, Anna landed in Singapore and completely reinvented her prior life. She was 28.

Anna knew she was much more clever than most of those around her in colonial society, but also knew that her class and racial origins would never allow her talents to shine. Her gloriously simple solution was to get rid of those class and racial origins. "She had defied and vanquished the rigid social inequities of her time and place. She had chosen her parents. And she had chosen her class." Even her children never knew the reality.

In Singapore she gravitated to the small US community, partly because they were less likely to see through her subterfuge, but also because of their looser, more liberal attitudes. When two years later King Mongkut sent out enquiries for a female English teacher, Anna was almost the only woman in Singapore to fit the specifications.

Morgan's account of Anna's five years in Siam is the weakest part of the book. She uses no Thai sources, and even misses the handful of Anna's letters to Mongkut that recently came to light. She makes several small but telling errors. Her only original source for this period are Anna's letters to her pre-teen daughter at school in Ireland that are full of love but empty of detail. Morgan becomes involved in the dangerous business of deciding which bits of Anna's two books on her Bangkok experiences might be true. But she also makes one very important point. Anna's criticisms of Siam and the palace were not directed against polygamy, Buddhism or general Asian backwardness - the subjects of many orientalist works of this era. Indeed, she was generally very positive on Siam, unusually sensitive about Buddhism and exasperated by the blind arrogance of Western missionaries. Anna's criticisms were focused against slavery, the lifelong imprisonment of women inside the palace and what this did to the women's lives. Anna herself had escaped a kind of imprisonment by her own outrageous reinvention of herself. Her concern for the women of the palace was very genuine. "How I have pitied those ill-fated sisters of mine, imprisoned without a crime!" Her experience in Bangkok politicised Anna herself. She devoted the rest of her life to defence of the underdog.

In 1867 Anna took a holiday from Siam to see her daughter. While she was away, Mongkut died and Anna decided not to return. She fell in with the literary set in New York and decided to write a memoir of her time in Siam. The English Governess at the Siamese Court came out in 1870 and was an instant success. Her account of slavery in Siam played to the sensibilities of the victors in the recent US Civil War. They had overthrown slavery, and Anna's Siamese story showed they were right to have done so. Anna quickly produced a sequel, probably drawing more on her inventiveness than her memory. Though she titled the book (Romance of the Harem) as a romance, signalling fiction, both publishers and readers failed to appreciate this subtlety. In 1897 her former pupil, now King Chulalongkorn, met Anna in London and complained she had portrayed his father as a "wicked old man". He asked "You made all the world laugh at him, Mem. Why did you do it?" According to her granddaughter, Anna replied "Because I had to write the truth."

Anna became an author, lecturer, magazine journalist and minor celebrity. She travelled across Russia on the eve of the revolution. Both her children did well. Anna moved to Canada and became a grande dame - "everyone turned to her when she entered a room [because] there was something regal about her that commanded attention." It was a long way from the back end of an army barracks in western India.

Anna reinvented herself, but then was reinvented again, first by Margaret Landon and again by the US entertainment industry. Landon was the wife of a missionary who spent eight years in southern Siam in the 1930s. Landon became fascinated by Anna, and by chance got possession of an unfinished biography of Anna by a granddaughter. Her hugely successful Anna and the King was a pastiche of this biography, Anna's two Siam books and her own ideas. Whereas Anna's target had been slavery and imprisonment, Landon's version told the story of a genteel Christian lady struggling to civilise savages.

When the US suddenly became interested in Thailand during World War Two, Kenneth Landon was recruited by the US government as one of very few people who could be imagined as "experts" on the country. While he helped to create a role for Thailand in US policy, Margaret helped to create Thailand in the US public imagination. Morgan draws a nice parallel between these two projects. Both of them tended to "create a portrait of Siam and its people as backward and barbaric but nevertheless attractive and charming. They were not really enemies, just in need of Western guidance." Broadway, Hollywood and Yul Brynner just took it from there.

Morgan dug out the true story through some very dogged work in the colonial archives in the UK and India. She tells the story very well, portraying Anna as an auto-didact, adventurer and passionate educator who was always popular with the women and children around her. She presents Anna's story as a triumph of humanism and willpower over bigotry and prejudice. Anna lied, but why not, given the result?

Anna's life was much more fascinating than the King and I nonsense. Maybe Hollywood should try again.

I thought this sounded like Hedda's general Rule of Thumb for living in Thailand: " ... When the US suddenly became interested in Thailand during World War Two, Kenneth Landon was recruited by the US government as one of very few people who could be imagined as "experts" on the country. While he helped to create a role for Thailand in US policy, Margaret helped to create Thailand in the US public imagination. Morgan draws a nice parallel between these two projects. Both of them tended to "create a portrait of Siam and its people as backward and barbaric but nevertheless attractive and charming ... "




From 'Graham Greene: A Life in Letters'

Unfortunately, and oddly, this quite enticing review was not put up on the Post's website (as was the one above). But here's a few choice quotes from Mr Greene's letter-writing life, which was very prolific:

Green's nicely bitchy collections of putdowns include:

Regarding Ian Fleming: " ...He (Fleming) offered to let me have it ... " ~ a house in Jamaica ~ "rent free if I would write an introduction to an omnibus volume of his novels for America, and I had rather tactfully to explain that I'd much prefer paying rent ... "

Regarding his publisher, Viking Press: When Viking Press in 1969 urged him to change the title of his book 'Travels With My Aunt' to something more saleable, Greene sent the following cable: "Would rather change publisher than title"

Regarding life in the Congo, and elsewhere, Greene wrote: " ... My siesta interrupted yesterdayby a schoolmaster who had also written a novel. I think that if I found myself washed up on a desert island with one inhabitant, he would have a novel he wanted published ... "

Regarding navel-gazing on his own life: " ... I've had an odd life when I come to think about it", Greene wrote his mother, " ... Useless and sometimes miserable, but bizarre and on the whole not boring ... "

Cheers ...

x in pattaya
January 12th, 2009, 17:43
answer is to find a young man wearing said outfit and make him an offer - and then offer to buy his clothes

He would have to be an extraordinarily large "young Thai man," or you'd end up with this to deal with.

http://dublinopinion.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/0-1-fat-man.JPG

Mr. Smiles is very fit for a Canadian, but Canadians don't come in Thai Tee-shirt sizes.

dab69
January 13th, 2009, 10:19
uhmmm, tailor?


great book review. surprised the Post can even write about such a book or quote.
"Because I had to tell the truth."

krobbie
January 14th, 2009, 00:47
I would imagine Smiles that these shirts either come from from Big C or Tesco Lotus if they are for the rice farmer brigade. Get Pot to to ask next time you are together and see someone wearing said outfit. If I know you at all, you will find one in due course.

Also like the unashamed advertising for Pot's business. I will be back in April with the wife and Bobey, so may be able to put business his way. Need to travel to Chang Mai from BKK. We could fly but I think a journey would be much better. Will let you know closer to the time. You will be gone of course but mention this to Suphot and see what he has to say. It would be after Songkran.

Cheers
krobbie

January 14th, 2009, 15:02
I found myself at early afternoon in need of a beer and ended up on the balcony of a bar on Sasong Rd surrounded by a huge number of Very Fat German dudes all looking quite unhealthy and all talking ~ as Germans always do
Wow Smiles!
Maybe the Germans are fat. - But they can make a diat
You are stupid! - What's your solution to get better?
And it's sound like you are an alcoholic - beer in the afternoon? I am sure you are because nobody would write so stupid like this with a clear head.

You are so simple.

kittyboy
January 14th, 2009, 19:34
I have been in pattaya for the last 20 days and have enjoyed most of my stay here.

I have been a regular at the thais for life bookstore and I recommend the Tony Hillerman murder mystery novels. They are easy reading and the bookstore has a good number of Hillerman novels (which I have been reading and returning).

I am sure that the expats have their favorite drinking and eating spots but I would like to recommend Mangoes Resturant.

I have eaten there a couple of times and chatted up Ken the owner. I know it is a bit trivial but he has a farm where he grows the rice he serves in the resturant. I kind of like that for some reason.... just a simp I guess.

catawampuscat
January 17th, 2009, 13:44
Smilies stereotyping of the fat Germans is quite accurate. Of course, they might have been Austrians or Swiss or even Dutch but on average, the older farangs sit around drinking beer on hot afternoons.
Sure it is a generalization but since it is just an observation and not a scientific study, it works for me..
I rather enjoyed the book review and understand the quest for a garment one cannot find. I did find one of those sarong style 'nylon' (synthetic anyway) and when I brought it back to the home country, my most favorite person loved it and I gave it to her (my sister) and she asked me if I could find another. I searched and searched and never found one again and she
didn't really like the dozens of other similar ones and must have quite a collection by now.
As Smiles said in his heading, wasting time and solo quests. We all have lots of time on our hands and the days are long. Reading is a good solution but one runs out of books, even with my favorite resourse, Thais4Life bookstore, and observing fat Teutonics and endless quests for unobtainable objects is anything but simple.
Some of us take ourselves too seriously and think too much (as many Thais boys will tell you)...enough said, Fred :cat: