adman5000
January 12th, 2009, 04:00
I just returned from an extended visit to Thailand. Below are some personal observations and opinions about the go-go bars. When offing a boy, I look for a good heart, a handsome face, and a strong Issan Rice Farmer type body with real muscle, so take my comments accordingly. My primary goal is to find a friend for the evening so I do not pay as much attention to the shows or comparison shop on the drinks.
Bangkok BARS:
Hot Male - very nice selection. Claim 69 boys. I normally saw half that number on any given night. Recently put in new stairs, bathroom, pool room and lounge area off the stairway which makes for easy access. Great staff. Nice variety with some former Future Boy dancers. Mediocre show. I offed three different boys and was very satisfied. This is a popular bar so the stunner boys may be offed quickly.
X-Size - I think this will be some stiff competition for Hot Male. Had hired some more new boys when I visited. Excellent selection of about 30-40 boys. I found a wider selection of the type of boys I like than other bars. It was difficult to choose. Had some feminine types to the more macho types. One particularly aggressive and good-looking guy frequently adjusted his bikini undies to give the audience a show of his cock. The staff was excellent and helpful, some had come from Siam Boys which had recently closed and had been at Future Boys before that. The bar appeared very well managed and unlike many bars, rotated the boys at a faster pace but they stayed on stage for a good period of time. I saw one particularly handsome boy who was very skilled in eye contact and tracked me as he rotated around the stage with a great smile. I brought him down for a drink. He spoke little or no English but was handsome as hell and had a great smile and lips. When I asked him if he sa-moked, he quickly smiled and nodded without hesitation. Guess who I offed? It turned out he had GREAT oral skills, a no rush attitude, a skilled tongue, and frequent eye contact to make sure I was enjoying his talents.
Screw Boys - I am glad this bar is back to what I remember. Decent selection of boys although I find it more difficult to view them as the dancers block them a bit. Helpful and experienced staff. They also stay open after the other bars have closed so it is a good choice if your flight arrives late. I offed a boy the night of my arrival and he was very good. Not all the boys work every night so it can be a hit or miss as to whether a particular boy is there that night.
Boys Bangkok/Dream Boy - still a good bar with very good selection but seemed to have slipped a bit with the changing of the Mamasan who was at DB. Some great bodies at this bar but the boys did not have the same friendly feeling as the bars above. I offed one or two boys and it was ok, but not great. It was packed for their show when I was there.
Tawan Bar - A lot of big bodies but I donтАЩt feel they direct much energy at the customers. I used to think I liked the big bodybuilders but now I am more attracted to the smaller more natural guys. Still a good bar for muscles.
Future Boys - Used to be my favorite bar but the quality is not the same as it was. Seemed to have fewer boys of my type. But still worth checking out. The boys I have offed from here have been decent.
Jupiter - This bar seems to get great reviews but I have never offed anyone from there. The boys are handsome enough but donтАЩt have the same eager look as other boys. I also find the staff a bit more aggressive in pushing customers to have the boys down for a drink. Has the best dancing show.
I also visited Classic Boys which was bit too small, feminine, twinky for me, Solid Bar which is decent with cheap drinks, but no boys that attracted me, Fresh Beach Boys which was same-same.
I also visited Be High Bar in Saphan Kwai. It is a small bar and the night I was there had about 6 boys, none of which I was attracted to. I was the only customer.
Pattaya BARS:
I visited Pattaya in early December and found more activity in Pattaya than Bangkok. My favorite bar was Funny Boys. Sawadee Boys did not have any of the types I like during this visit.
Funny Boyz - I visited this bar several times and found it to be very well run and friendly. It had a nice variety of boys and I offed 3 different boys and was satisfied with each. The music was good, the staff was friendly, and the pace of rotation was good. I enjoyed this bar.
Boyz Boyz Boyz - probably a tie for my favorite bar. Staff was friendly and definitely not pushy. Good speed of rotation of the dancers, and some great bodies as well as a few older dancers. If you are into younger or more feminine boys, you wonтАЩt find them at this bar. If you like bigger buy fit guys, youтАЩll find something to you liking here. If I had stayed longer, I would have offed more boys from here.
Copa (formerly Throb/Splash) - the show is entertaining, friendly staff that joked with me, not pushy, very good selection of boys and I saw several that caught my eye. I offed a boy a knew for several years who had worked at several other bars and has a genetically gifted muscular body and always takes good care of me. It was funny when he spotted me coming in as he just about jumped down off the stage.
A-Bomb - decent selection of boys with some nice bodies. Staff was helpful, but not as friendly as Funny Boys.
Dream Boys - friendly service and good selection of boys. I only offed one boy from here as I knew him several years ago. Bar is ok but not as good as it used to be.
Dynamite Boys - great lighting and friendly. The selection of boys is good although not as good as my last visit. I went several times but did not off anyone.
Wild West Boys - a lot of boys but none that hit my fancy. I had visited this bar previously and found more boys with nice bodies, this visit they all seemed same same. The show was excellent here. Staff was mixed, some pushy, some friendly and not pushy.
I visited several other small bars in the Boystown area but did not see anything inside worth staying for. I also visited just a few of the bars in Sunee. Krazy Dragon is a nice enough bar if you like boys showing their cock to you while dancing in front of you but not my thing and no built boys there. Also visited Jim Jimmy James Bar and they had improved from last time by having boys who looked of age but no built boys that I saw. Villa Rouge looked interesting and I would have liked to have checked it out if I had more time, but I made just a quick pass through Sunee.
I strongly recommend checking all the bars as things can change overnight. I also recommend taking good care of the mamasans if they steer you right. A few words from them to the boy can make the difference between an OK time and a great time.
Bangkok BARS:
Hot Male - very nice selection. Claim 69 boys. I normally saw half that number on any given night. Recently put in new stairs, bathroom, pool room and lounge area off the stairway which makes for easy access. Great staff. Nice variety with some former Future Boy dancers. Mediocre show. I offed three different boys and was very satisfied. This is a popular bar so the stunner boys may be offed quickly.
X-Size - I think this will be some stiff competition for Hot Male. Had hired some more new boys when I visited. Excellent selection of about 30-40 boys. I found a wider selection of the type of boys I like than other bars. It was difficult to choose. Had some feminine types to the more macho types. One particularly aggressive and good-looking guy frequently adjusted his bikini undies to give the audience a show of his cock. The staff was excellent and helpful, some had come from Siam Boys which had recently closed and had been at Future Boys before that. The bar appeared very well managed and unlike many bars, rotated the boys at a faster pace but they stayed on stage for a good period of time. I saw one particularly handsome boy who was very skilled in eye contact and tracked me as he rotated around the stage with a great smile. I brought him down for a drink. He spoke little or no English but was handsome as hell and had a great smile and lips. When I asked him if he sa-moked, he quickly smiled and nodded without hesitation. Guess who I offed? It turned out he had GREAT oral skills, a no rush attitude, a skilled tongue, and frequent eye contact to make sure I was enjoying his talents.
Screw Boys - I am glad this bar is back to what I remember. Decent selection of boys although I find it more difficult to view them as the dancers block them a bit. Helpful and experienced staff. They also stay open after the other bars have closed so it is a good choice if your flight arrives late. I offed a boy the night of my arrival and he was very good. Not all the boys work every night so it can be a hit or miss as to whether a particular boy is there that night.
Boys Bangkok/Dream Boy - still a good bar with very good selection but seemed to have slipped a bit with the changing of the Mamasan who was at DB. Some great bodies at this bar but the boys did not have the same friendly feeling as the bars above. I offed one or two boys and it was ok, but not great. It was packed for their show when I was there.
Tawan Bar - A lot of big bodies but I donтАЩt feel they direct much energy at the customers. I used to think I liked the big bodybuilders but now I am more attracted to the smaller more natural guys. Still a good bar for muscles.
Future Boys - Used to be my favorite bar but the quality is not the same as it was. Seemed to have fewer boys of my type. But still worth checking out. The boys I have offed from here have been decent.
Jupiter - This bar seems to get great reviews but I have never offed anyone from there. The boys are handsome enough but donтАЩt have the same eager look as other boys. I also find the staff a bit more aggressive in pushing customers to have the boys down for a drink. Has the best dancing show.
I also visited Classic Boys which was bit too small, feminine, twinky for me, Solid Bar which is decent with cheap drinks, but no boys that attracted me, Fresh Beach Boys which was same-same.
I also visited Be High Bar in Saphan Kwai. It is a small bar and the night I was there had about 6 boys, none of which I was attracted to. I was the only customer.
Pattaya BARS:
I visited Pattaya in early December and found more activity in Pattaya than Bangkok. My favorite bar was Funny Boys. Sawadee Boys did not have any of the types I like during this visit.
Funny Boyz - I visited this bar several times and found it to be very well run and friendly. It had a nice variety of boys and I offed 3 different boys and was satisfied with each. The music was good, the staff was friendly, and the pace of rotation was good. I enjoyed this bar.
Boyz Boyz Boyz - probably a tie for my favorite bar. Staff was friendly and definitely not pushy. Good speed of rotation of the dancers, and some great bodies as well as a few older dancers. If you are into younger or more feminine boys, you wonтАЩt find them at this bar. If you like bigger buy fit guys, youтАЩll find something to you liking here. If I had stayed longer, I would have offed more boys from here.
Copa (formerly Throb/Splash) - the show is entertaining, friendly staff that joked with me, not pushy, very good selection of boys and I saw several that caught my eye. I offed a boy a knew for several years who had worked at several other bars and has a genetically gifted muscular body and always takes good care of me. It was funny when he spotted me coming in as he just about jumped down off the stage.
A-Bomb - decent selection of boys with some nice bodies. Staff was helpful, but not as friendly as Funny Boys.
Dream Boys - friendly service and good selection of boys. I only offed one boy from here as I knew him several years ago. Bar is ok but not as good as it used to be.
Dynamite Boys - great lighting and friendly. The selection of boys is good although not as good as my last visit. I went several times but did not off anyone.
Wild West Boys - a lot of boys but none that hit my fancy. I had visited this bar previously and found more boys with nice bodies, this visit they all seemed same same. The show was excellent here. Staff was mixed, some pushy, some friendly and not pushy.
I visited several other small bars in the Boystown area but did not see anything inside worth staying for. I also visited just a few of the bars in Sunee. Krazy Dragon is a nice enough bar if you like boys showing their cock to you while dancing in front of you but not my thing and no built boys there. Also visited Jim Jimmy James Bar and they had improved from last time by having boys who looked of age but no built boys that I saw. Villa Rouge looked interesting and I would have liked to have checked it out if I had more time, but I made just a quick pass through Sunee.
I strongly recommend checking all the bars as things can change overnight. I also recommend taking good care of the mamasans if they steer you right. A few words from them to the boy can make the difference between an OK time and a great time.