Hoodwinked

[lo-so]

"My first time there I hired a guy to go with me to make sure I was not hoodwinked into doing something by accident that I should not"

Really Wes!!

You guys are either speaking the Queen's English or mind readers, because this does not make any sense to me. :tongue:

[Wesley]

Hoodwinked is an old word alright, I remember my dad using the word.. He is long dead now. I did hire a guy, but it was more to be a guide for everythign than just keep me out of trtouble , it was more like to keep me in trouble. I like offed the guy for a month and we did three ways for a month and He would pick a guy I would pick a guy and we both had a great time. So, he did keep me out of trouble in as much as he knew his way around and likely saved me as muich as I paid him.

Wes

is this a post form another message? it doesn't make much sense to me at all.

[Wesley]

Yes I used the word hoodwinked in another really long thread about condom use, the originator pulled this out of context to ask if it was a real word I guess, My MS word picked it up and decided it was a word and so I used it. It enver tried to correct the spelling or how it was put togehter as one word. So, yes its pulled from another thread although I didn't pull it out, I did use the nostalgic word from my past days in the USA. It is certainly not the Kings or queens english, of that I am rather sure.

All the best,


Wes

[x in pattaya]

"My first time there I hired a guy to go with me to make sure I was not hoodwinked into doing something by accident that I should not"

Really Wes!!

I'm sure everyone can understand your need for a minder, but how did you know that the guy you offed to prevent you from being hoodwinked into having an accidental commission did not himself hoodwink you?
If anyone else feels in imminent danger of being hoodwinked, can you recommend a Hoodwink Prevention Specialist?


My MS word picked it up and decided it was a word and so I used it

From where did your MS Word pick it up? Considering one or two of your previous posts, has your MS Word decided those posts were all filled up with real words? Have you ever pondered that your MS Word may be hoodwinking you?


he knew his way around and likely saved me as muich as I paid him. How muich did you pay him and, more importantly, how muich did you pay for the MS Word you're using?

My MS word picked it up and decided it was a word and so I used it.

Oh Grate! Bill Gates is now the arbiter of what counts as my native tongue.

When is his f*cking word processor going to let me select my native tongue dictionaries and only my native tongue dictionaries as the default for my documents. I am sick and tired of this colonial artifact insinuating that I can't spell!

...and yes, "hoodwinked" is commonly used in this sceptered isle. It has little to do with fetish play.

[x in pattaya]

Oh Grate! Bill Gates is now the arbiter of what counts as my native tongue.

I can understand how it must great on your sensibilities.

Oh Grate! Bill Gates is now the arbiter of what counts as my native tongue.

I can understand how it must great on your sensibilities.

This misuse of the spelling particular of a homonym is quite deliberate. I have used it many times on this board. Where have you been?

Pity, I have to point this out; and, yes, it does grate.

[Wesley]

I guess in this case I was hoodwinked into using the word, if I offed a guy for 30 days for 400 USD I don't think I was hoodwinked. It was about 100 a week. I guess a good salary for a waiter with good english. I am not sure. I very well may have been hoodwinked , however, he was with me all but 4 hours a day everyday for a month. if you are paying him by the hour if you want to do the math, I would say he was hoodwinked. Since then the off fees for the guys have been the same. he worked out for me and I didn't have to worry about underage guys, or figuring out if the boy was top or bottom or fem or whatever. He knew what I wanted and took me to what I was looking for, no fuss no mess, just a plain old good time.

Ocassionally, it would be a 4 way but never less than a three way and often guys for free from xzyte bar. Since he spoke the language I was able to go almost any where in the city almost any time of night and never have to worry about getting lost or robbed or mugged. The peace of mind was worth the 400 I paid him and the time with me was in my opinion a deal.

pardon me I have a date coming over, i'll catch the topic later! So, if I have some mis-spelled words its because MS word didn't have time to correct my typing

PS, obviously anyone with any inteligence woud l realize I don't always use Word to correct my typing errors or gramar. Ocassionally I do tend tp post when I am in a hurry. And I hvae been known to post when I had a few too many to drink. However, now days I have learned that if I am goign to post I need to be sober at least. As to my typing only God, if there is one, can help that, at my age I don't anticipate that getting any better.

All the Best.

Wes

[x in pattaya]

This misuse of the spelling particular of a homonym is quite deliberate. I have used it many times on this board. Where have you been?
Pity, I have to point this out; and, yes, it does grate.

You didn't really need to point it out, but if you're assuming that your idiosyncratic approach to spelling is common knowledge amongst some burgeoning cadre of adoring fans, you may be in need of a reality check.It's probably a greater pity that you think it's achieved trademark status amongst some band of cogniscienti.

[quiet1]

I like offed the guy for a month and we did three ways for a month and He would pick a guy I would pick a guy and we both had a great time.
The vernacular is fine, it's the math that has me scratching my head: four people having a three-way? :scratch:

[Davey612]

This sounds like a good idea for a first-timer. How did you find the guy?

And, more importantly, how did you have 3- & 4-ways with no mess? Are you hoodwinking us?

1. Don't worry, they'll find you.
2. By using a condom

[Wesley]

I like offed the guy for a month and we did three ways for a month and He would pick a guy I would pick a guy and we both had a great time.
The vernacular is fine, it's the math that has me scratching my head: four people having a three-way? :scratch:

Well occsssionally he would pick out the guy he liked, ocasssionally I picked pout the guy I liked. Once or twice we both chose one and had a 4 way.

Does that help the math at all.

All the best

Wes

[Wesley]

This sounds like a good idea for a first-timer. How did you find the guy?

And, more importantly, how did you have 3- & 4-ways with no mess? Are you hoodwinking us?

1. Don't worry, they'll find you.
2. By using a condom

I found the guy first night, he was a waiter, I offed him he spoke good english , the next day I ask him what he wanted for a month he told me and I agreed. From that point on it was just a lot of fun. We went to Chaing Mai to chaing Rai We went to see his folks, met his dad and still had time to play with the mountian boys in Chaing Mai. He had a great time I had a great time , he was happy I was happy. If it got messy he took care of it. I never knew.

Wes

[quiet1]

Does that help the math at all.
Yes, indeed! :salute:

My wee winkle has a hood.

mine too! :salute:

[Wesley]

My wee winkle has a hood.

mine too! :salute:

Mine lost the hood at age 30... what a painful experience? Maybe I should write a blog about it. LOL

All the best,

Wes