Comrade Helen's last hurrah

Time's up for incumbents everywhere. John Howard (Australia) last year, the Republicans (America) last week, Hln Cluck (Nw Zlnd) last night; Gordon Brown's next

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

I quite liked that giant bumbling dame..especially when she took a tumble in that coffee shop and leapt up to hug every Maori in sight.

... and leapt up to hug every Maori in sight.She was probably trying to put an end to the least-mentioned aspect of Nw Zlnd's brain drain - Maori drag queens, who occupy almost every square inch of Sydney's answer to Patpong (King's Cross)