Just returned from the best massage -- IN MY LIFE

It was unbelievable. This took place in the Pattaya area. I'm sorry I don't want to say where it was cause they might be a run, and if this boy gets too popular, he might not be available when I want him. I know it's egotistical, and I'd like to help him by getting him business, but I'm afraid some of you may tire him out.



I've used him about six times, and the thing that's amazing was that he really enjoyed it too. Of course it helps when the massage boy is genuinely gay, and I'm not that old, and not that unattractive. I don't do sucking, mouth to mouth kissing, or f**king, but this guy was unbelievable sensual. It's really a pleasure to get one that knows exactly what to do, what not to do, and not to give me the feeling of being hurried/rushed. He was 22, totally legal, but looked more like 18 or 19, and rock hard the whole time. His dick was a little smaller than I like, but he knew what to do with it.



I like to get them early in the day, before one of you gets to him. He had one very small tattoo, that I could tolerate, and no scars, no pimples, no motobike injuries. He is as close to perfection as I've ever seen. He had nice clean hair, and he didn't even have a stinky garlic breath. I had been giving him the standard minimum tip, but today he got a 20% bonus.



I don't want to be too graphic, but we were in every possible position. Some I had never seen before.



I asked him if on a future visit if I could videotape him, I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted, he said I could for 4,000 baht. I think I will do it. I am still floating on "cloud 9" at the moment. Really, maybe there is a god, cause someone had to create this beauty.


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I don't do sucking, mouth to mouth kissing, or f**king<hr></blockquote>



Does that mean that you are just a wanker then?


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I may not be perfect but parts of me are EXCELLENT<hr></blockquote>



<blockquote>Quote:<hr>No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt<hr></blockquote>

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No it means I value my life, and don't take risky chances, and want to continue living.


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"I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted,"..one look at me and they request a blindfold and a last cigarette.


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Well, naturally, the blindfold was because he said he wasn't crazy about having his face shown.



I wish I could list every position we were in, but I don't think I'm capable of describing some of them.


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Did one of the positions involve squatting on the toilet seat?


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[piston10]

I am genuinely puzzled, not being sarcastic or trying to cause trouble. If you don't suck, don't kiss mouth to mouth and don't f**k, what positions are there to get into and what on earth do you do when you get into them?


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Maybe he was turning himself into a human pretzel in order to avoid any skin to skin contact?


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I asked him if on a future visit if I could videotape him<hr></blockquote>



Illegal - don't do it!


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<blockquote>Quote:<hr>I don't do sucking, mouth to mouth kissing, or f**king<hr></blockquote>



Like Queen Victoria, you just lay back and think of England?



Thats even more passive than passive.


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"I don't want to be too graphic, but we were in every possible position. Some I had never seen before. "



No sucking, no fucking, no kissing....so all those different positions are only for body contacts?


</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p092.ezboard.com/bsawatdeeforum.showUserPublicProfile?gid=scott1232 1>Scott12321</A> at: 28/10/05 9:29 pm

You better believe there were lots of positions. And I'm still alive to tell about it.



AND REMEMBER: I said it was a "massage", I didn't say it was a f**king session. Can't a farang just have a simple "massage", if you know what i'm talking about? So many of you are clearly SEX ADDICTS, which is fine, but please don't assume all of us are.






</p>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p092.ezboard.com/bsawatdeeforum.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ricky9006 9>ricky90069</A> at: 29/10/05 12:04 am

You mean you didn't get off then?


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ricky's right..he did say massage .. One for the rickster<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat">


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... in Silom the other afternoon I decided to duck into Andy's Man Massage. I had wondered where clapped-out bar boys go once their use-by date had been reached, and I certainly found out on that visit. There was one half-decent looking boy there (so I took him). There must have been 20 scrubbers there, most hideously disfigured (tattoos) and obviously drawing on their pension fund. My masseur told me that they averaged 10 customers a day most days, and boys were given 30 baht a day "bus money"


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"Is that a hydra?" called Hedda from the doorway. "There's no such thing", said her mother firmly. "Daddy and I were just making the beast with two backs. Go to bed." But Hedda was scarred for life - Jane Austin, Memoirs of a Loss Adjuster</p>

[Beachlover]

<EZCODE>"I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted,"..<EZCODE>one look at me and they request a blindfold and a last cigarette.



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lol

[thrillbill]

AND REMEMBER: I said it was a "massage", I didn't say it was a f**king session. Can't a farang just have a simple "massage", if you know what i'm talking about? So many of you are clearly SEX ADDICTS, which is fine, but please don't assume all of us are.




Ricky, I think you are a bit confused or distorted. You say that it was just a "massage" but your detailed description sounds like more than just relaxing and getting a rub down... Next, you call some of the viewers "SEX ADDICTS"; yet YOU are the one that wants to tape your "massage" sessions. Personally, I wouldn't want to do this with someone I hardly know due to repect of the individual. Would you allow a stranger to come into your bedroom and video tape you ?????

Next, I have had some good massages, but I don't have to get my kicks by describing them on this forum.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

isn't this rather strange ??

this post first appeared ; :dontknow: Fri 28 Oct, 2005 2:59 am..does it mean ricky90069 still hasn't come fdown fron Cloud 9??

[catawampuscat]

Someone was searching thru the archives of the past and pulled this one back for a rerun. Lunchtime might be on the
scent of a former poster with a memory flashback or else just living in the past..

We can live without my best this and my best that unless someone has the photos to prove it.. :bounce: :cat:

[zinzone]

This story by Ricky reminds me of the tale of the massage boy going to the farangs' room and seeing him sprawled out naked on the bed, says to to the farang:
"I suppose you want a wank?"
The farang says"yes please" to which the boy replies:
"OK i'll wait outside until you've finished!"

zz

It was unbelievable. This took place in the Pattaya area. I'm sorry I don't want to say where it was cause they might be a run, and if this boy gets too popular, he might not be available when I want him. I know it's egotistical, and I'd like to help him by getting him business, but I'm afraid some of you may tire him out.

Well then don't tell us!! :idea:



I've used him about six times, and the thing that's amazing was that he really enjoyed it too. It's his job to pretend he enjoys it my dear, so that he gets a bigger tip! :faroah:



His dick was a little smaller than I like, but he knew what to do with it. Maybe he can use it to fcuk your earlobes! :cyclopsani:


I like to get them early in the day, before one of you gets to him. You mean still fresh before he dips his cock into someone else's hole?



I had been giving him the standard minimum tip, but today he got a 20% bonus.

Wow, you're so generous!! :alien:


I don't want to be too graphic, but we were in every possible position. Some I had never seen before.



I asked him if on a future visit if I could videotape him, I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted, he said I could for 4,000 baht. I think I will do it. I am still floating on "cloud 9" at the moment. Really, maybe there is a god, cause someone had to create this beauty.



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Now you're going to make me cry :drunken: :drunken:

No it means I value my life, and don't take risky chances, and want to continue living.



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"whoever has a desire to keep his life safe will have it taken from him" - seems like I read this somewhere. I'm not a Christian, but, smart man, that Jesus.

Still, congratulations on that great massage; many happy returns, and may they always be satisfactorily sterile! :compress:

ah its simple - he doesn`t fuck. just makes lurve!

If you will not tell us who and where why tell us at all.If I were to tell you of all the fabulous nights I've had we'd be here all day

[Beachlover]

lol i'm not even sure rick is still on this board

Original poster: He was 22, totally legal, but looked more like 18 or 19, and rock hard the whole time. His dick was a little smaller than I like, but he knew what to do with it. [Fri 28 Oct, 2005 12:59 am]

Hmm, that sounds like he was doing something with his dick --- doesn't it? :-0 Well, let's read on!

Original Poster: AND REMEMBER: I said it was a "massage", I didn't say it was a f**king session. Can't a farang just have a simple "massage", if you know what i'm talking about? So many of you are clearly SEX ADDICTS, which is fine, but please don't assume all of us are.[Fri 28 Oct, 2005 6:48 pm]

Well, of course it wouldn't be a fucking session, because you don't do that; the remaining question is exactly what you understand by the term simple massage -- to be blunt, did that small-but-diamond-hard dick get massaged? :-) Did any Precious Bodily Fluids emerge? And, frankly, by now I have no idea what you are talking about, except that you want to put it on videotape. :-)

If you will not tell us who and where why tell us at all.If I were to tell you of all the fabulous nights I've had we'd be here all day
Only one day? How disappointing! You are obviously someone that has led a sheltered life. http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk216/ThaiRakThai/whistling.gif



George.

[TrongpaiExpat]

"I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted,". one look at me and they request a blindfold and a last cigarette.


Ahh, Pearl, where did the ol' gal go? Dead or alive? Or, is she posting under a new name?


Maybe he was turning himself into a human pretzel in order to avoid any skin to skin contact?


This guy was rude and not funny, good he's gone. :geek:

[Smiles]

The original post and subsequent replies on page 1 and half of page 2 are (as Lunch & Cat have mentioned above) nearly 3 years old. Someone has somehow moved this thread from the Archives Forum to this Forum . . . how I do not know. The original poster (Rick) is just a 'guest' without posting priviledges, and at any rate only Mods can 'move' a thread from one Forum to another.

The other method of transporting it here would be copy-and-paste, but that would have to be by a regular member ... and his handle would show up in the original paste.

So what gives Mr Admin and Mr Moderator? How did this thread from years ago get into the Gay Thailand Forum? I'd sure like to know.

Cheers ...

[elephantspike]

This post was in the then current ezboard Sawatdee Forum when I converted it into this phpbb board. The original poster probably never activated his membership here by asking me for his password, so he appears as a "guest". If it is also in the ezboard archives, my guess would be that it was added to it sometime after the conversion.

Then yesterday Beachlover bumped it by adding the reply "lol" to it.

[Beachlover]

The original post and subsequent replies on page 1 and half of page 2 are (as Lunch & Cat have mentioned above) nearly 3 years old. Someone has somehow moved this thread from the Archives Forum to this Forum . . . how I do not know. The original poster (Rick) is just a 'guest' without posting priviledges, and at any rate only Mods can 'move' a thread from one Forum to another.

The other method of transporting it here would be copy-and-paste, but that would have to be by a regular member ... and his handle would show up in the original paste.

So what gives Mr Admin and Mr Moderator? How did this thread from years ago get into the Gay Thailand Forum? I'd sure like to know.

Cheers ...

Erm... it's not that much of a mystery... I was just browsing through the post and started at page 140 instead of page 1 :-)

[elephantspike]

The original post and subsequent replies on page 1 and half of page 2 are (as Lunch & Cat have mentioned above) nearly 3 years old. Someone has somehow moved this thread from the Archives Forum to this Forum . . . how I do not know. The original poster (Rick) is just a 'guest' without posting priviledges, and at any rate only Mods can 'move' a thread from one Forum to another.

The other method of transporting it here would be copy-and-paste, but that would have to be by a regular member ... and his handle would show up in the original paste.

So what gives Mr Admin and Mr Moderator? How did this thread from years ago get into the Gay Thailand Forum? I'd sure like to know.

Cheers ...

Erm... it's not that much of a mystery... I was just browsing through the post and started at page 140 instead of page 1 :-)

Ha Ha! Yeah, let's submit this to Unsolved Mysteries!

:ufo:

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

"I told him he could wear some kind of blindfold if he wanted,". one look at me and they request a blindfold and a last cigarette.


Ahh, Pearl, where did the ol' gal go? Dead or alive? Or, is she posting under a new name?


Maybe he was turning himself into a human pretzel in order to avoid any skin to skin contact?


This guy was rude and not funny, good he's gone. :geek:

Yes the old gal is still around..for it was she that became Mrs O'Booze in a glorious ceremony prescided over by Dame Sanitree Na Parkin who is also a civil celebrant.

I proposed to her one drunken night in an attempt to ger her off the game and unfortunately , she accepted !

After a few years of henpecking I persuaded Pearl to go back on the stage ( she was a raveonous thespian) and fortunately she caught the last one out of town !