One for the smokers: Name ideas for smoking clubs

[bao-bao]

I don't smoke myself, but hereтАЩs something a little lighter for the weekend -- leave the smoking debate out of it for once.

If the smoking laws were amended in Thailand so you could open clearly marked clubs designed for smokers and smoking -- and that's smoking, not "sah-moking," just to clarify -- what would you call your club?

Just think of it тАУ nobody giving you the evil eye, stylish and substantial ashtrays changed frequently by attractive attendants, a variety of brands available at a fair price, maybe even a neon cigarette outside with a trindle of smoke rising from itтАж the mind boggles.

Here are a few ideas to start things off:

1) Butts Butts Butts
2) Asses and Ashtrays
3) Boys and Butts
4) Not тАЬOnlyтАЭ a Cigar (a little Freud-ology to class the thread up)
5) Grab Yer Buttz
6) The Blackened Lung Pub (ok, a little editorializing)
7) Ashes Hauled Here

OK, light тАШem if youтАЩve got тАШem and add your ideas.

PS - Edited to add "in Thailand" to the second paragraph that I neglected in the OP, sorry. Not important if the post sits here in the Global Forum though as it was merely a one-off for kicks and giggles on a Friday.

Must be a boring life in US of A :cheers:

I don't smoke myself, but hereтАЩs something a little lighter for the weekend -- leave the smoking debate out of it for once.

If the smoking laws were amended in Thailand so you could open clearly marked clubs designed for smokers and smoking -- and that's smoking, not "sah-moking," just to clarify -- what would you call your club?

Just think of it тАУ nobody giving you the evil eye, stylish and substantial ashtrays changed frequently by attractive attendants, a variety of brands available at a fair price, maybe even a neon cigarette outside with a trindle of smoke rising from itтАж the mind boggles.

Here are a few ideas to start things off:

1) Butts Butts Butts
2) Asses and Ashtrays
3) Boys and Butts
4) Not тАЬOnlyтАЭ a Cigar (a little Freud-ology to class the thread up)



5) Grab Yer Buttz
6) The Blackened Lung Pub (ok, a little editorializing)
7) Ashes Hauled Here

OK, light тАШem if youтАЩve got тАШem and add your ideas.

PS - Edited to add "in Thailand" to the second paragraph that I neglected in the OP, sorry. Not important if the post sits here in the Global Forum though as it was merely a one-off for kicks and giggles on a Friday.

I can tell your a colonial or you would have mentioned FAGS

You could always try to hire ladyboys who love going down on gentlemen, and simply call the place "Smokers!" But the line to get in might stretch around the block...

O I am going to have to sleep on this one! :-)

:idea: Cloudy Boys

:idea: Rolls Up

:idea: Ring of Fire :clown:

:idea: Smokey Boys :albino:

:idea: Stumps

:idea: Strands (ok, your never alone with one - old English cigarette advert)

HAGS AND FAGS

[bao-bao]

:idea: Smokey Boys :albino:

Oh, that's a good one, geneman! I also got a kick out of "Smokers."

I probably ought to have thought of some foreign slang for the ends of cigarettes, but I've already been spotted as a "colonial". What are some slang terms for cigarettes and cigarette butts in other areas? I never did care for the word "fag" myself, and "ciggies" just doesn't lend itself very well to a club name.

What are some slang terms for cigarettes and cigarette butts in other areas?

Well bao-bao, if one of these clubs were owned by a cockney, he may well name it: The Salmon and Trout.


Cheers,


George.

Asses and Ashes.

Say that 3 times fast! :albino:

How about "The Cancer Stick"?

Well bao-bao, if one of these clubs were owned by a cockney, he may well name it: The Salmon and Trout.



As a Cockney (born in Bow) - East London that. of course, means snout= cigarette

:idea:
"Puffing butts"
"Reefering"
"Stoogie Joint"
"Havana Heaven" for a more upmarket cigar joint?