Mickey Mouse must die ! "one of Satan's soldiers"

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

Another blow for American imperialist and Libertarian Henri Cate !
Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.
Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.
But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.
The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.
Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam's teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... leric.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/2963744/Mickey-Mouse-must-die-says-Saudi-Arabian-cleric.html)

##( actualy I have a small collection of very valuable antique Mickey Mouse memorobilia..even though of course-he was a rip-off of that other character..Felix The Cat ! ..he was originally known as Mortimor The Mouse ...could you kill anything named Mortimor ?)

Hmmm...is he aware of the fact that Mickey Mouse isn't actually alive?

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

are you mad !!

I love my Mickey Mice !

and I even have a Mortimor the Mouse !

the Mullah's not having my Mickey !

Another blow for American imperialist and Libertarian Henri Cate !
Mickey Mouse must die, says Saudi Arabian cleric

Mickey Mouse is a corrupting influence and must die, a Muslim cleric has declared.
Sheikh Muhammad Munajid claimed the mouse is "one of Satan's soldiers" and makes everything it touches impure.
But he warned that depictions of the creature in cartoons such as Tom and Jerry, and Disney's Mickey Mouse, had taught children that it was in fact loveable.
The cleric, a former diplomat at the Saudi embassy in Washington DC, said that under Sharia, both household mice and their cartoon counterparts must be killed.
Mr Munajid was asked to give Islam's teaching on mice during a religious affairs programme broadcast on al-Majd TV, an Arab television network.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... leric.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/saudiarabia/2963744/Mickey-Mouse-must-die-says-Saudi-Arabian-cleric.html)

##( actualy I have a small collection of very valuable antique Mickey Mouse memorobilia..even though of course-he was a rip-off of that other character..Felix The Cat ! ..he was originally known as Mortimor The Mouse ...could you kill anything named Mortimor ?)

I don't like the Sauds (meaning the Royal Family) , Mr. O'Booze. In fact, I hate them. I even have a Secret Plan to get rid of them. But it's so Highly Secret I cannot reveal it to you (you humble peasant) because I am in fact a highly placed American intelligence agent and CIA operative. In fact, the legend of James Bond comes to life in me (!), except of course that our dates and bedroom scenes involve different sexes.

So, trust me! When I am pronging the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, I am doing it all for God and Country! It's all part of that Secret Plan!! ;-0

After all, we conservatives are always the ones who have to go out and Face Death defending the Do-Gooder Pussy Liberals like you! :-)

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

oh really ?

"After all, we conservatives are always the ones who have to go out and Face Death defending the Do-Gooder Pussy Liberals like you! :-)"

and what about those 13 million Russian soldiers who died fighting the Nazis ?

You are clearly a rogue CIA agent if you are out to topple the Saudi Royal Family..surely your role is too protect them ?

none of this will change things..you will be a marked man when we take over..(if I can ever find The Colonel)

Che Guevara lives ! Viva la Mouse !

We Righteous Conservatives always count on the Predictable Incompetence Of Pussy Liberals, to wit:


none of this will change things..you will be a marked man when we take over..(if I can ever find The Colonel)

Ha! You won't find the Colonel, and you won't take over! ha ha ha ha ha!! (Add one fiendish chortle.)

Some people will say anything to justify visiting Disneyland. Aren't we all just kids at heart? Some of us have just moved onto bigger and better toys.

I am also a member of the International Zionist Conspiracy and the Bilderbergers. A secret but all-powerful wazir of the Trilateral Commission, I and my cohorts Control Everything. As a bastard scion of the Rockefellers, My Wealth Is Unimaginable.

The only reason that We do not reach out and squash bugs like you, Mr. O'Booze, is that we know that you will do it yourself, once our Hynoptic Drugs have been Poured into Your Cognac.

So: be afraid. Be Very Afraid. Our Operatives and Spies Are Everywhere.

After all, you Innocently Believe that Homintern is Your Friend. If you had access to our Secret Pay Registers, you would Tremble In Your Boots.

Your Friend Who Means Well,

Henri du Quaite

Your First Clue will be a decapitated Mouse.

Oh, ha ha ha ha! (Add four Fiendish Chortles!)

[Bob]

Ought to change the name of the cleric to Mickey Mullah or the equivalent. What a friggin' idiot.

The guy is either nuts or crazy (with respect to this last charge, perhaps he's one of us as I heard he was fucking Goofy).

Some people will say anything to justify visiting Disneyland. Aren't we all just kids at heart? Some of us have just moved onto bigger and better toys.I saw something recently online where someone had suggested the Vatican as a religious Disneyland, suggesting some entrance prices with the killer postscript "boys under 12 admitted free"

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

Some people will say anything to justify visiting Disneyland. Aren't we all just kids at heart? Some of us have just moved onto bigger and better toys.I saw something recently online where someone had suggested the Vatican as a religious Disneyland, suggesting some entrance prices with the killer postscript "boys under 12 admitted free"

Well I went on that frigging long bus ride it takes to get to Disneyland ( I was 19) and was refused entry !

My crime-I was with a girl who was wearing shorts. 2 men in aviator sunglasses with walkie talkies said her "short short's were too short !"

We were told to "respect customs in the USA !" ( in California ?)

I didn't help matters by requesting they de-ice Walt Disney and bring him down for a chat. We were escorted back to the bus.

viva la Mortimor !

I didn't help matters by requesting they de-ice Walt Disney and bring him down for a chat. We were escorted back to the bus.


I am terribly sorry that you just had to Blab That Out, M. TempsDeDejeuner Avec Alcool.

I have just tapped the Secret Codes into my SatPhone, and my Innumberable Operatives are now going to Find You!

It is Not Permitted to Blab about Mr. Disney, who pays me and many others. He has a Really Cool AfterDeath Cyber Mechanism. In fact we have dinner together every Friday, although Dear Walt just goes through the motions. His brain is in a really cool dark-blue Vat.

But, just in case you were wondering Who Runs Everything, I guess I can tell you because Your Demise Is Only Moments Away. It is indeed Good Old Walt.

But, Even Now, my Operatives are Closing In. (Five fiendish chuckles)

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

"But, just in case you were wondering Who Runs Everything, I guess I can tell you because Your Demise Is Only Moments Away. It is indeed Good Old Walt"

have there been some advances in cryogenics that I've missed ?

( for the unenlightened-it's rumoured Walt Disney was one of the first to have his body cryogenically frozen)

[bao-bao]

( for the unenlightened-it's rumoured Walt Disney was one of the first to have his body cryogenically frozen)

Back in high school the rumor was that he was upstairs in the fire house on Main Street USA... and this was decades before "Seal-a-Meal" so let's hope there isn't too much freezer burn going on, just in case they bring him back.

"If it's good enough for Walt Disney, it's good enough for my John."
-- The Firesign Theater, Freezing Mr. Foster

Edited to add this link in case anyone's interested in hearing the old Firesign Theater clip I lifted the quote from:
http://rapidshare.com/files/146942474/F ... r.mp3.html (http://rapidshare.com/files/146942474/Firesign_Freezing-Mr-Foster.mp3.html)
Their KPFK radio shows in 1970 and 71 were great improv.

"But, just in case you were wondering Who Runs Everything, I guess I can tell you because Your Demise Is Only Moments Away. It is indeed Good Old Walt"

have there been some advances in cryogenics that I've missed ?

( for the unenlightened-it's rumoured Walt Disney was one of the first to have his body cryogenically frozen)

Yes, and for the Unenlightened, there have indeed been no Significant Advances in Cryogenics, but why would They bother to inform You, if you don't have $5 billion in your Mad Money Account? But the advances have gone way beyond that....the Unwashed Masses believe that Cloning is an Issue; the real issue is Eternal Survival as a Cyborg. Dear old Walt says they are still working on the sex angle...but he can wait.....he can wait a long time. And HE won't have to pay estate taxes, chortle chortle.

My Minions have obviously Screwed Up, as you are still Typing Away. Time to remind them about Employee Bonus time and How It Happens!

You ladies have way to much time on your hands..........

You ladies have way to much time on your hands..........

Yep. I never go to work, and spend all my time having fun!

You?