Lunchtime O'Booze
September 13th, 2008, 13:05
She used to thrill us on her with her up market views about all and sundry-and throw glamorous cocktail soirees in Bangkok to which I and infamous The Colonel were regular guests. Then she uped and vanished one day. None of us knew what had happened..there were clues in the preceeding weeks which a more alert person would have noted :
The Bentley in which she was ferried about Bangkok like a society queen was re-possed in an embarrassing moment when it was collecting the Dame after a sumptious lunch at The Oriental. A glum trip back to her magnificent condo on a baht bus was even worse when she arrived to find the locks changed and some formal letter complaining about unpaid utility bills etc.
Then her long suffering Filipino maid Conseula shot through with the Dames jewellery ( sadly the poor thing would later find they were all fakes !)..as is the gossip that swirls around Bangkok ( and reaches the furtherest points of Pattaya) it was revealed she was in fact A MAN !..Conseula I mean..God only knows what sex Dame Sanitree is !. Some say she fled back to the Hamburg docks were she plied a trade when young, with the equally odd Pearl of The Orient..hard to believe as they hated each other's guts. Some say they were one and the same person.
Now all is to be revealed by the BBC in a dramatised version of Dame Sanitree Na Parkin's exciting and mysterious life :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... prove.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1055423/Sex-lies-cream-teas-The-colourful-life-Barbara-Cartland-turned-TV-drama-approve.html)
Last known sighting of Dame Sanitree Na parkin on a shopping spree in Bangkok :
( she was a notorious shop-lifter but always blamed it on "drugs"-like Cindy McCain.)
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/lunchtimeobooze/bbbjpg.jpg
Some drag queen who used to impersonate Dame Na Parkin.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/lunchtimeobooze/bbjpg.jpg
The Bentley in which she was ferried about Bangkok like a society queen was re-possed in an embarrassing moment when it was collecting the Dame after a sumptious lunch at The Oriental. A glum trip back to her magnificent condo on a baht bus was even worse when she arrived to find the locks changed and some formal letter complaining about unpaid utility bills etc.
Then her long suffering Filipino maid Conseula shot through with the Dames jewellery ( sadly the poor thing would later find they were all fakes !)..as is the gossip that swirls around Bangkok ( and reaches the furtherest points of Pattaya) it was revealed she was in fact A MAN !..Conseula I mean..God only knows what sex Dame Sanitree is !. Some say she fled back to the Hamburg docks were she plied a trade when young, with the equally odd Pearl of The Orient..hard to believe as they hated each other's guts. Some say they were one and the same person.
Now all is to be revealed by the BBC in a dramatised version of Dame Sanitree Na Parkin's exciting and mysterious life :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... prove.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1055423/Sex-lies-cream-teas-The-colourful-life-Barbara-Cartland-turned-TV-drama-approve.html)
Last known sighting of Dame Sanitree Na parkin on a shopping spree in Bangkok :
( she was a notorious shop-lifter but always blamed it on "drugs"-like Cindy McCain.)
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/lunchtimeobooze/bbbjpg.jpg
Some drag queen who used to impersonate Dame Na Parkin.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee135/lunchtimeobooze/bbjpg.jpg