A few funny stories from the BOYZ

[Dodger]

I didn't want to derail the "Free Lancers are to die for" thread with my silly topic, so here goes:

The stories you're about to hear are true...only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.


STORY #1 - Never Buy Her High Heels

An elderly Swedish farang stumbles his way into Lucky 777 drunk on his ass, off's 2 boys, escorts them back to his room at the Amari Orchid Hotel and commences to have sex with both of them. The boy on the top of the sandwich hears a noise in the living room, and in a flash, the Swedish guys wife, who's the size of Orca the Whale, is standing in the bedroom doorway with the crazed look of a serial killer. She literally attacks the poor guy as he frantically leaped off the boy he was mounting and ends up crawling around on the floor. According to the boys, she beat the living crap out of him with a dagger like high heeled shoe - as they scrambled to grab their clothes and dash for the door. The last thing they heard was the guy screaming to his wife to stop, that that he was being robbed.

STORY #2 - "Sometimes a simple blow job works just fine"

After 20 minutes of insisting that he wanted to top the boy, the boy resigned and took the position. Apparently, another 20 minutes had passed as the boy remained in the position waiting for Mr. Stud to get it up. The farang became aggressive again and asked the boy to leave. When asking about a tip, the farang informed the boy that he would give him a tip the next day as he forgot to stop at the ATM that night. The next night the Mr. Stud offs the same boy again and takes him back to his room, only this time, the boy immediately gets in the doggy position and waits. 20 more minutes pass and the guy can't get it up. He then asks the boy to just sit on his face. The boy, who's been around the circuit for years, asked him several times to repeat himself. After being informed again, the boy sat on the farangs face and just waited for further instructions...and none came. Out of fear of suffocated the old bastard, the boy sat up, only to be pulled down in the position again. According to the boy, this went on for nearly an hour until the farang had had enough. This time he tipped the boy, although when being asked if he wanted to stay over for dinner, the boy politely declined.

STORY #3 - Lassie Cum Home

A friend of mine from the Simon Cabaret once told me about two farangs who offed him once and wanted to watch him giving their Golden Haired Retriever a blow job. After refusing vehemently, one farang just aborted the requests, dropped down on all fours and started giving his dog head. The other farang then took his pants off and masturbated to the scene. They tipped my friend 4,000 baht and never once laid a hand on him. He said he didn't know who got the better of the deal - him or the dog.

Whenever you see those small groups of boys forming around the food stalls in the afternoons, watch for the inevitable burst of laughter, as one boy tells his story.

We've seen a lot - they've seen it all.

[Jetsam]

great stuff hehe , thanks for sharing Dodger :clown:

"A friend of mine from the Simon Cabaret once told me about two farangs who offed him once and wanted to watch him giving their Golden Haired Retriever a blow job"

WOW !!!!!

A retriever... a golden retreiver... indeed wow... lucky it was not a rottveiller... that would have been weally woof.

Whenever you see those small groups of boys forming around the food stalls in the afternoons, watch for the inevitable burst of laughter, as one boy tells his story.

We've seen a lot - they've seen it all.

i had bf who was waiter at go go and we used to have dinner with boys and i would sit in bar and talk with boys when tehey com back off i watch when they talk friends about farang and laugh little finger little cock first finger bent not get strong little finger bent not strong little dick hold wrist bic cock yawn him go sleep ot take long time make circle with fingers big hole
thai boy say many farang not get strong like look boy chuck wow not do anything sometime look two boy sex cannot do anything just look when farang come in bar for new boy they give signals sometimes not many they will give thumbs up for good farang or good tip bad farang everyone know quick quick

Well done Dodger to get anything from the guys along the lines of "interesting off stories." I sometimes ask the guys for stories about what they've been up to - but very few tell, or have anything interesting to tell, and then its usually something that happened to a friend of a friend so it starts to lose credability.

Most common is the friend of a friend who was offed by a Japanese guy and was paid B5000 for a 20 minute hand job.

One guy told me a farang took to him with a belt. The next day or so the guy and his two friends cornored the farang and beat him up. The Police got involved but did nothing.

Another guy said all the farang wanted to do was be carried around the room, the farang being flung over the guy's shoulder. About 15 trips up and down the room, each trip for about five minutes.

[lonelywombat]

Another guy said all the farang wanted to do was be carried around the room, the farang being flung over the guy's shoulder. About 15 trips up and down the room, each trip for about five minutes.

Did he lock him in the cupboard as well. Did he have to bark like a dog.
It must be hard to to the chicken walk with a man in the firemanscarry position

...to get anything from the guys along the lines of "interesting off stories." I sometimes ask the guys for stories about what they've been up to - but very few tell, or have anything interesting to tell, and then its usually something that happened to a friend of a friend so it starts to lose credability.

The ones I've heard are more along the line of horror stories: Like the boy off by a Japanese lady, drugged, woke up with her boss--And razor blades in his ribs.

Chinese man tied him up, chuk-wow, tip 2,000 baht and (Variation) chuck boy out....long jon: naked.

Farang lock him in car (boot)...chuk wow mahk-mahk (many time.)

Farang promise 1,000 baht S.T. When finish say, "I said 100." (And that one was met by a 'greeting party' when he returned to his hotel the next night.)

Man sa-tay Ruan Cliff; off one big boy, one small boy...big-boy boxing farang, small boy sit...etc, etc.

Farang & b.f. off lady boy. B.f. yedt lady-boy...while farang watch--And cry. (!)

Three farang off boy--And play cards! (I know it's difficult to find a fourth for bridge, in Pattaya, but this is ridiculous! I might wonder if the boy was the (Perpetual) 'dummy' but...never mind.)

And my favorite: bababobo Farang have boy throw (farang) down stairs....but, mai phen rai, fat too much: him bounce.

And my favorite: bababobo Farang have boy throw (farang) down stairs....but, mai phen rai, fat too much: him bounce.

I read about this in the old PattayaGay archives - BadBoyBilly wrote:


remembering your best barboy.

I suppose this posts being covered many times,however I was thinking about the best ever service I had from a barboy I offed and it was in Bangkok from the Futere boys bar.He was a muscular guy full of tats and tall and was 23yo.
I sat with him for a while and his english was good.I only off boys if there english is ok.Anyway I explained to him what I liked and he liked exactly the same as I did.We went back to my hotel at the BBB Inn on Rama 4 rd where I stripped and he proceeded to spank me,and force me to do things.He knew how to abuse me,calling me names both in Thai and english.Thiis went on about 1 hour before he chased me into the bathroom trying to put my head in the toilet bowl.He knew exactly how to make me get hard.
After he had finished,he massaged me and i gave him 5000 baht.About 2 hours of time.To top it off ,I walked out of the hotel room first and waited for him at the top of the stairs ,I thought my moment in heaven had finished,but he had other plans and pushed me down the stairs.
As I only fell one flight,he quickly raced down,actually jumped and started to hug me.I felt so good being in a strong mans arms.I was bleeding from elbow.
He wanted to carry me back to his bar but had hurt his arm in the room when he was choking me.I felt so good,so alive and the only time I have never been ashamed to kiss another guy in front of reception was that night.He was my favourite .The thought and the skill he put into the "session"with me was so good.
Almost like he enjoyed it and had his heart into it.He knew exactly where to walk on my stomach to get me excited.
His caring nature,after he pushed me down the stairs made my eyes water.
He was the best.

[Edited on 3-14-2004 by badboybilly]


*shudder*

Edith wrote:

Three farang off boy--And play cards! (I know it's difficult to find a fourth for bridge, in Pattaya, but this is ridiculous! I might wonder if the boy was the (Perpetual) 'dummy' but...never mind.)


Was it Woody Allen who said - 'Bridge is like sex, if you don't have a good partner then you better have a good hand'

rogered

One youth was offed by two German ladies. He performed with great stamina... but eventually had to flee. Unfortunately he went into the wrong door and found himself trapped in the bathroom, which he managed to lock on the inside. He waited and waited, and only when he heard snores did he attempt his gettaway, via the now darkened room. Too late, he discovered that only one was snoring and the other was sitting in a chair which was blocking the room door. He is STILL there!

Well...let me tell you my funny story with a boy.
I off the boy, he suggested that we eat first, so we ate at a restaurant (not expensive, cost about 450 baht), then he suggested we go to some Wat to pay marit, so we did. Then he suggested that we bought some fruit to take to hotel room, so we did. Then we ate our fruit in the hotel room. Then I asked him to join me in the shower. He refused, saying he was watching TV, and will shower later. When he showered (alone), he took extra long time (I guess he was making sure to wash himself very well). Then we got naked, he insisted on jacking me off (forcefully, pretty much raping me), then he said he would not cum, I said, well, then you leave now. He reluctantly jackign himself off. He then fell asleep, holding a pillow all night. The next morning, he said I had to go now, give me the money.
I gave him 1500 baht (It was an "up to you" deal). He said, not enough, long time is 3000 baht. I said no. He stood up, with his fist in the air, saying you are too cheap and he had never seen a cheap farang like me. I called hotel front desk. He said his brother is a policeman, and then was calling someone on his mobile. The front desk sent a security guy up. I explained the problem, the boy told the security guy I had promised 3000 baht. The security guy then said this is between you and the boy, he could not do anything about it. At this point, I felt the security guy was not interested in getting involved or even be on my side. I gave in, handed the boy another 1000 baht. He said, why you bothered to called the security guy when the situation could have been easily resolved with this 1000 baht. He left, never wai or said thank you.
I have been to Thailand 5 times. This was my first time offing a boy in BKK, and will be my last time (Although I did massage often and will continued to do so). This experience of offing-boy changed my perception (fantasy?) about Thailand, the people, and the culture.

FYI, I am a 41yo, small guy, gentle, polite, and never intend to cause any problems in my life. The boy is a very handsome, tall guy.

Edited to add:
On one of the previous posts in this thread, I saw some guy paid 5000 baht for 2 hour play. I guess I was too cheap to my boy after all. But I now also realized offing-boy is not the thing for me. For one reason, I don't really know how to deal with the boy even if I off one. And, to me, sex is good only if both parties are willing to please and enjoy spontaneously, not with a robot performing an act that is specifically told by his customer.

[colmx]

Hi Scott123
As i read through your last post, the first thing i thought was Soi Twilight or Bangkok boy.... Sure enough at the end of your post u clarified that this did actually happen in Bangkok!

Only in Bkk have I ever experienced boys demanding more money than was offered when the tip has been reasonable, it seems to be entirely an Bkk phenomenon - thats why most of us here (hominterm and Smiles excepted!) are Pattaya fans.

Stick to pattaya, much less cut-throat when it come to the boys from the bars

Also I find this in Bangkok.I dont like taking/offing boys from Bangkok,they are more business/mechanical and demand more money.
However where you went wrong is your assertiveness.You need to show your the boss and your the customer.He showed disrespect for you immediately after refusing to have a shower and then it would of been better to pay him 1000 b and leave.My last experirence when i offed a boy in Bangkok was after 30 mins i gave him 500 b and told him to leave,he then wanted 1500b and approached me in a threatening way and i didnt back off he stopped ,abused me and left.I was ready to hit him back but i was also aware of him pulling a knife or using kicks like Asians do to fight so i was very angry and prepared.But you show no assertiveness with this guy and he walkked over you,yes everyones been thru the same thing,you learn by your mistakes,dont get too friendly straight away,remember your his customer not his lover.

Well...let me tell you my funny story with a boy.
I off the boy, he suggested that we eat first, so we ate at a restaurant (cost about 450 baht), then he suggested we go to some Wat to pay marrit, so we did.

Yes, very funny indeed. Which Wat was it that welcomed visitors to pay merit very late night ?.

[llz]

Only in Bkk have I ever experienced boys demanding more money than was offered when the tip has been reasonable, it seems to be entirely an Bkk phenomenon - thats why most of us here (hominterm and Smiles excepted!) are Pattaya fans.
Stick to pattaya, much less cut-throat when it come to the boys from the bars
Even in Bangkok I never found this kind of boys in Saphan Khway or even in the less-known bars of the Silom area, so I guess this is mostly a soi Twilight phenomenon. You can have wonderful times in Bangkok too ; just avoid the places where everyone goes.

[andrewcraig]

Whenever you see those small groups of boys forming around the food stalls in the afternoons, watch for the inevitable burst of laughter, as one boy tells his story.

We've seen a lot - they've seen it all.

i had bf who was waiter at go go and we used to have dinner with boys and i would sit in bar and talk with boys when tehey com back off i watch when they talk friends about farang and laugh little finger little cock first finger bent not get strong little finger bent not strong little dick hold wrist bic cock yawn him go sleep ot take long time make circle with fingers big hole
thai boy say many farang not get strong like look boy chuck wow not do anything sometime look two boy sex cannot do anything just look when farang come in bar for new boy they give signals sometimes not many they will give thumbs up for good farang or good tip bad farang everyone know quick quick

Sory to get away from the topic,but does anyone else have that problem of getting it up? The only time it stands to attention is either when im doing the "chickenwalk" along JOmtien beach late at night or when i play "puppies" with my ex BF,where he plays the puppy that i walk around the room with a dog leash on barking.
Does anyone else have this prob where there old fellow only stands to attention when they do things like this?