July 10th, 2008, 09:55
Heck of a Deal being offered by a Thai guy named "BestDeal" on gayromeo.com:
GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DEAL
You pay housing, I clean or arrange someone to clean it(using your money);
You buy food, I cook or pick restaurants;
You decide what to do and where to go, I make sure you will be merry(I can also help you with making those decisions,too);
You give me a number, I help organize to spend them, and spend them well.
It is a tie so far. But I can do so much more than above, as followed:
I take off your shoes when you are home;
I massage;
I suck;
I admire you;
I feed you;
I tell jokes, both in English and Chinese;
I run your bath water;
I brush your hair comfortably;
I sing you songs;
I dance you dances;
I take off your cuff links before you ask;
I rub your feet;
I do your manicure;
I hold you in my arms;
I take your stress away by all ways;
I know what I am doing;
I assure you I am willing;
I tie your shoestrings before you are going to work;
I keep myself up when you come home late;
I keep your hair fixed, keep you the hottest outfits;
I give you my breath, my strength;
I fulfill each of your desire;
I take your wish as command;
I listen to every single word you say, even when you are casual or drunk;
I make sure you are more satisfied than myself ever could be;
I am proud of whatever you do;
I pour out a different love letter every day;
I aspire you more day after day;
I get your slippers before and after you take a bath;
I do anything for you, my man.
If you like what you just read, then we can try to work out how we can take doing the dishes and laundry.
Any takers?
GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DEAL
You pay housing, I clean or arrange someone to clean it(using your money);
You buy food, I cook or pick restaurants;
You decide what to do and where to go, I make sure you will be merry(I can also help you with making those decisions,too);
You give me a number, I help organize to spend them, and spend them well.
It is a tie so far. But I can do so much more than above, as followed:
I take off your shoes when you are home;
I massage;
I suck;
I admire you;
I feed you;
I tell jokes, both in English and Chinese;
I run your bath water;
I brush your hair comfortably;
I sing you songs;
I dance you dances;
I take off your cuff links before you ask;
I rub your feet;
I do your manicure;
I hold you in my arms;
I take your stress away by all ways;
I know what I am doing;
I assure you I am willing;
I tie your shoestrings before you are going to work;
I keep myself up when you come home late;
I keep your hair fixed, keep you the hottest outfits;
I give you my breath, my strength;
I fulfill each of your desire;
I take your wish as command;
I listen to every single word you say, even when you are casual or drunk;
I make sure you are more satisfied than myself ever could be;
I am proud of whatever you do;
I pour out a different love letter every day;
I aspire you more day after day;
I get your slippers before and after you take a bath;
I do anything for you, my man.
If you like what you just read, then we can try to work out how we can take doing the dishes and laundry.
Any takers?