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puckered_penguin
July 4th, 2008, 14:45
I see several farangs in Pattaya with dogs (4 legged kind) I wondered if owning a dog can be a substitute for loving a a Thai boy. I find my frequent falling in love with boys here is expensive and short lived. However a dog can have my love and I will rent a thai boy for sex. What breed of dog should I buy?
Lunchtime O'Booze
July 4th, 2008, 15:10
get yourself a pussy-less trouble and not too disimilar in their actions and attitudes to Thai lads.
July 4th, 2008, 15:21
I have seen reports that single Old Age Pensioners (who make up the majority of the ex-pat population of Pattaya, so I gather) live longer if they have a pet than otherwise. That undoubtedly explains the succession of budgies that Hedda has had over the years, the most famous of which was Monica - http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/fo ... .php?e=283 (http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/weblog_entry.php?e=283)
markie1
July 4th, 2008, 17:08
I would ceretainly get your self a Chinese crested POWDER PUFF, or you could go fora hairless if you like them smoooth. :bounce: :bounce:
July 4th, 2008, 18:27
Can a dog be a substitute for a thai boy?

Not unless you can teach it to suck cock.
Marsilius
July 4th, 2008, 18:35
At least a dog swallows, rather than spits (so, of course, I merely understand...)
July 4th, 2008, 18:42
Your Thai boy doesn't swallow? That is unacceptable.
Marsilius
July 4th, 2008, 20:27
Not only does he not swallow, but he seems strangely averse to existing on a can of food plus a few broken biscuits - washed down with a bowl of water - and then being taken out for a walk on his lead.

And don't get me started about the fuss he makes when it's time for his worming!
Lunchtime O'Booze
July 4th, 2008, 22:56
I have seen reports that single Old Age Pensioners (who make up the majority of the ex-pat population of Pattaya, so I gather) live longer if they have a pet than otherwise. That undoubtedly explains the succession of budgies that Hedda has had over the years, the most famous of which was Monica - http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/fo ... .php?e=283 (http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/weblog_entry.php?e=283)

I think there were many Monicas-from what I heard Hedda used to bite their heads off for breakfast.

It could explain though, that incessant twittering he goes on with in that mad blog of his.
July 5th, 2008, 00:28
I have always preferred cats and this video of Doris o Booze (in her younger days) seems indicate she is a cat person.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unmkX15AeN8&eurl=http://www.facebook.com/home.php
July 5th, 2008, 04:19
I wondered if owning a dog can be a substitute for loving a a Thai boy.

acceptable substitute ?

Thais see dogs as people who may have misbehaved in a past life.
July 5th, 2008, 08:08
A bit of a put down on Thai guys and the nation. Really, is this a good analogy?
dab69
July 5th, 2008, 08:50
consider the source
Smiles
July 5th, 2008, 08:59
A bit of a put down on Thai guys and the nation. Really, is this a good analogy?
TYPO!! Shirley you meant " ... Really, is this a good analdoggy? ... "

Cheers ...
July 5th, 2008, 09:49
:bounce: :bounce:
July 5th, 2008, 17:57
That is a very broad insult and shows a serious lack of intelligence. No doubt I'm feeding a troll....

How can you compare a Thai guy with an animal dog???
July 5th, 2008, 19:42
That is a very broad insult and shows a serious lack of intelligence.

That's rich coming from you :geek:
Beachlover
July 7th, 2008, 19:47
A dog is a good idea... if you're old and often alone in a foreign land. Pets generally increase lifespan...
July 8th, 2008, 12:14
Whenever I walk my dog, I always meet people that want to know what she is....she is unusual for here,a Whippet, striped like a tiger. Can break the ice much more easily. Not a substitute but an attribute. She can't replace my boyfriend!!
As a middle aged overweight farang: she is helping me to get back into a better shape. Blood pressure down, weightloss...enjoyment.
elephantspike
July 8th, 2008, 13:29
This thread is for the dogs!

Lets add a "dogs" category to the anual yuk-yuk awards this year, shall we?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGnMlWyLONo
July 9th, 2008, 00:29
Having six Golden Retrievers is sometimes a surprising boy magnet, although I can't claim any direct pickups! :-) What has been surprising is to see the reaction of various people to six ultra-friendly golden doggies: my farang-in-the-closet friend was revolted ("Doggy Drool!") while some of the Thai guys love my doggies more than they do me <snif>. But people all of nationalities stop by and want to take just one or two, and brave Win the doggie-wrangler knows enough English to say "No, No!"

Hmm, I doubt there are many Golden Retrievers on this planet who can speak English, Thai, and Karen -- but mine can! :-)