March 8th, 2006, 01:31
I am sure as responsible gentlemen in the LOS and elsewhere that we all practise safe sex (apart from BBB) and encourage our partners to do likewise.
Following are some slogans that promote safe sex that I found quite amusing. I like No. 3.
1. If you go into heat, package your meat.
2. You won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
3. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
4. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
5. If you slip between his thighs, be sure to condomize.
6. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
7. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
8. The right selection! Protect your erection.
9. Wrap it in foil, before checking his oil.
10. No glove, no Love!
Can you come up with any others?
rogered
Following are some slogans that promote safe sex that I found quite amusing. I like No. 3.
1. If you go into heat, package your meat.
2. You won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
3. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
4. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
5. If you slip between his thighs, be sure to condomize.
6. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
7. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
8. The right selection! Protect your erection.
9. Wrap it in foil, before checking his oil.
10. No glove, no Love!
Can you come up with any others?
rogered