Caption Competition

[Sen Yai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/SenYai/armyboys0051.jpg

[Smiles]

Japanese postcard: "A typical Canadian winter scene"

Can't tell you how many times I've noticed this phenomenon during roads trips to Banff in January.

Cheers ...

Man 1: 'This job creation scheme isn't working for me!'
Man 2: 'Me neither, when they said they needed someone to help park bikes I didn't think they'd be parking them between our ass cheeks!'

[Brad the Impala]

"The things that you have to do to hitch a ride in Canada laa!"

"Well I won't accept a ride from just anyone laa!"

"Not what I've heard laa!"

"If another squirrel nibbles on my nuts Laa, I'm going full frontal laa!"

"Then we've got no chance laa. My cock and balls have shrunk so much in the cold that it looks like I've got a vagina laa!"

[Bob]

Simply: Canadian Ski Bums

[Sen Yai]

It was just 5 minutes into their final pit-stop 'dress' rehearsal en route to Banff, the first venue on the Canadian leg of their premier World Tour, that the 4 core members of Khun Lek's 'Full Monty' Coyote Dancer and Boy Show Team wished that they had accepted their mama-san's offer to measure them up for fur lined jock-straps before they left Bangkok, realising it was perhaps made with better intent than they had at first assumed.

[dave_tf-old]

"We touch sa-now, we die!" my ass!

[PeterUK]

One of them is saying, 'Personally, I think these Full Moon Parties are overrated.'

[francois]

Road Warning Sign: BAD ASS ROAD AHEAD

hASSta la vista

[Dick]

I feel sorry for the guy on the end who isn't wearing gloves.
He obviously didn't think about protection.