What are zinzone's 3 favourite bars in pattaya ....

... leaving the world out.

I dread to think!!!!

[zinzone]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank you for your enqueery.

Kindly refer to:

"Zinzones Guide to The Top Ten of Everything Gay and more in Thailand"
(Special Needs Edition), extracts of which are given below.

You need to go to page 1170 as up to then the book deals deals with "Lies, Deceptions and Excuses of Thai Boys" see for instance on page 1169 the List of The Most Outrageous SMS excuses given By a Thai for not Keeping An Appointment, eg:

"Sorry me cannot go see you today, me need to check the sell by date of food in my room".

Anyhow:

On page 1170 you will find 101 Useful Things To Do In Thailand when not shagging".
-Publishers Note: We apologise that page 1170 is blank.

Then on the following pages before getting to the Pattaya pages there is the '10 Things Never to Say to A Thai Boy'
("I have No Money"/ "I want It Free"/"Why don't you get a Proper Job?")

Thereafter you will find a section on the top 10 go go bars in Pattaya.

See also after that the pages on FAQ's like:

Q: What do I say to my Best Friend when I come home to find him having Sex with my Thai B/F?
A: Down Boy!

And soon I will have out my guide to:

'100 Quick ways to Get Rid of Your Thai Boy",
like:

99. Force him to eat farang food only for a week including marmite and cheese.

98. Tell him Love means never having to pay him any Money....

97. Get him a Job Interview at a local factory.

etc etc.

The remaining 90 odd ways involve handcuffs, arsenic and large black bags.

And so to answer your question, get my Guide and read it there!

Have a Nice Day, dear,

zz

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank you for your enqueery.

Kindly refer to:

"Zinzones Guide to The Top Ten of Everything Gay and more in Thailand"
(Special Needs Edition), extracts of which are given below.

---snipped text---

etc etc.

The remaining 90 odd ways involve handcuffs, arsenic and large black bags.

And so to answer your question, get my Guide and read it there!

Have a Nice Day, dear,

zz

Zinzone, this is really funny. I wish I could actually buy such a Guide! Bangkok Bob has a few pages similar to this for straight guys on his site. But this is much better!
Thanks!

[thanatorn-old]

well done- anytime that guide is available you are bound to make an absolute fortune - could not be expressed better.

... I wouldn't want Billyboy, sorry, zinzone promotin my business!!