Gone to Pot

[Monty-old]

I have just returned to Pattaya,And found that thing have gone to pot.
Mr T has called an snap election in my absents, and had no takers, How dare he.
So I think we should have an election of our own.
I Nominate.

Mr. L.M.T.U. God OPPS I mean GOB as the leader.
Ms. Hedda as leader of the Opposition.
Mr . Jimmy in charge of Entertainment.
Mr Peter in charge Of Street fights & law & disorder.
S Shorty S incharge of Shit Stirring.
Mr Sydney in charge of discipline of Lady Boys ,& chicken dancing.
Mr Wally in charge of books & falling down stairs.
Mr Wombat in charge of all Aussies.
Misters Spike,Button,Michael & jinks in charge of Media & Censorship.
Mr Rainmaker in charge of all Yanks & Canaidians.
Mr Buckie in charge of Photos & Pics.
The Colonel in charge Of Army, Navy , & Airforce Boys.
Mr Cattie in charge of Cats & Dogs.
And For ME because I don't smoke , swear,drink, or go out with bad boy.
I will be in charge of Bars, Go Go's,& Brothels.
OH SHIT I left my pipe in the pub with that little tart last night,I Must have been Pissed.
Never Mind,,,, All Pollies Lie.
Your turn ,I will let you all Add to our ministry.

[lonelywombat]

I was more than a little bit worried when I read you were back in Perth

So it good to see not only you are back in Pattaya, but as cheeky as ever.

cheers