What cats and Thai boys have in common:-

[jinks]

A great piece of truthful nonsense from Gay Boy Thailand (http://gayboythailand.com/bangkok-thailand/)


What cats and Thai boys have in common:

1. They come and go as they please.
2. They can be friends with you and live with you, but you canтАЩt really own them.
3. They may disappear suddenly and without explanation.
4. They may suddenly come back without explanation and without telling you what they have been up to.
5. They show up when it is dinner time.
6. They may love you, but you canтАЩt be sure since they are not saying.
7. They like a good cuddle, but only when it suits them.
8. Maybe they get food from more than one sponsor.
9. You wonder what they are doing out in the streets late at night.
10. They are so cute that you forgive them.

[Bob]

11. Their last meal (or meal ticket?) provider is their very best friend.
12. They both pee on your toilet seat.
13. They both pay attention (submit?) to you but both think they are superior.
14. Both make a lot of noise if you toss two of them tied together over a clothes line.
15. They'll both bury you in the sand at Dongtan Beach.
16. Both like to play with mice (one anywhere, the other, obviously, at the internet shop).
17. When angered, both have a hissy fit.
18. They both can sit where you can't - your lap.
19. They both want you to buy them a Catillac.

[Jetsam]

20. they both fun having sex with :cat: :clown:

What cats and Thai boys have in common :clown:

http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/weblogs/upload/44/10930973954800e63ad014f.jpg

http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com/forum/weblogs/upload/44/3132683764800e64a2aab2.jpg

[jinks]

OK that is 21 they can sleep anywhere


any more ?

22. They occasionally have to cough up hair that's stuck in their throat.

[jinks]

23. They occasionally have to cough up something else that's stuck in their throat.

[Marsilius]

24. Whatever we may like to think to the contrary, in reality they prefer to have sex with pussy.

25. They like to chase after grey furry creatures
26. They get chased by dogs
27. When it comes to the Thai legal system, they really do have nine lives.
28. Putting their arse in your face is a sign that they love you

[Michael]

24. Whatever we may like to think to the contrary, in reality they prefer to have sex with pussy.

LOL, best one yet Marsilius.

29. If you search the internet you can find details of how to insert fingers into parts of their bodies.
(Here's the one for cats...)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v146/wesley1778/allstars-mrjinks.jpg

[elephantspike]

20. they both fun having sex with :cat: :clown:

And they both say "Mai Ow!" when you attempt this! :cat:

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

30. they can switch from ladette to lady within a second.

[zinzone]

31. Once the "milk" or other benefits are gone, so are they!

33. THey like to hide their shit from you

[dave_tf-old]

34. Neither gives a damn about CNN or the BBC.

[jinks]

From Gay Boy Thailand (http://gayboythailand.com/bangkok-thailand/) ....Will be 35 to 45 on here.

11. Their ambition in life is to sleep, eat and have fun.
12. The claws come out when they defend their territory.
13. It is difficult to tell them what to do.
14. When they are offended they turn their backs at you and avoid eye contact.
15. They can get spoiled, insisting on having everything their own way.
16. They think they are entitled to our love, attention and support.
17. They are lazy but can show surprising energy if they want something.
18. They donтАЩt read books and they donтАЩt ponder the deeper questions of life and the universe.
19. They are always clean.
20. They are certain that their view of the world is the only right one, and they think we are a bit dim for not getting it.

Will be 35 to 45 on here.

Yes ! :flower:

35. They are very good with seniors
36. They will tolerate liberties
37. When they've had enough, they simply make themselves unavailable.
38. Most of them learn to sheathe their claws when playing with your..... :clown:
39. An adult who is already used is a wonderful "teacher"
40. They can get left alone during the day, and will therefore demand more of your attention in the evenings for sleeping or playing together .
41. If you tell them "No" once, will merely wait until you're not around, and then do it anyway.
42. They are not easy to train .
43. Some have the harsh "you're killing me" voice, others have a rather quiet meow.
44. Holds a piece of material, while happily sucking and/or drooling on it. :clown:
45. Most can eat when they like without becoming overweight.

[jinks]

NO Baziel ... even in Belgium after 45 comes.... think about it..... 46

Yours are 46 to 57 OK

NO Baziel ... even in Belgium after 45 comes.... think about it..... 46. Yours are 46 to 57 OKWho gets 69?

33. THey like to hide their shit from you

I'm not clever enough to contribute to this thread- except to say its one of the funniest in a long time. :laughing3:

They leave fish bones lying around

For all their feline failings we luv them both to death :bounce: :bounce:

[Marsilius]

60 [I think, as I've counted the two above this as "58" and "59"]:

The best-looking breed of both cats and boys is the Siamese.

61. They can lick places on their own body which we can't
62. After helping them out of a perilous situation, they'll sometimes run off without showing any kind of appreciation
63. You rarely see a fat one
64. It can sometimes be very difficult to tell if their male or female
65. When we're not looking, some of them chase 'birds'

"64. It can sometimes be very difficult to tell if their male or female "
"65. When we're not looking, some of them chase 'birds' "

Marooned, good ones!