francois
December 21st, 2007, 09:45
For sure it's true, P├иre No├лl (Santa Claus) comes to Pattaya just after Christmas. Herein is r├йcent correspondance between he and moi.
Mon cher P├иre No├лl,
I want that you bring me a GI Joe action figure, r├йaliste & authentique, fabrique in America. Aussi give moi a thai-fran├зais dictionnaire, if you please.
What you do the autre 364 days of the year? You are occupied making toys, is it not?
Avec affection,
Petit Fran├зois
Dear Francois,
What kind of parents would name their kid, "Petit Francois"? I bet your gay. I'll fix you up with a Barbie doll and an ENGLISH dictionary.
All toys are made in China!
I have a condo in Pattaya where I escape from those insipid elves and find some real boys. During the day I unwind at the beach, drinking myself silly and leering at brown-skinned Thai boys in skimpy bikinis. At night I enjoy squeezing the asses of Thai boys in the go-go bars to see who is naughty or nice. The naughty ones get cell phones, gold chains and motorbikes. The nice ones get nothing; there's no coal in Thailand.
Listen kid, time for you to grow up and stop playing with dolls and start playing with other boys.
Ho, Ho, Ho,
Santa, aka P├иre No├лl, St. Nicholas, Sinterklas, Hoteisho, etc, etc
PS - Did you know Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes?
Mon cher P├иre No├лl,
I want that you bring me a GI Joe action figure, r├йaliste & authentique, fabrique in America. Aussi give moi a thai-fran├зais dictionnaire, if you please.
What you do the autre 364 days of the year? You are occupied making toys, is it not?
Avec affection,
Petit Fran├зois
Dear Francois,
What kind of parents would name their kid, "Petit Francois"? I bet your gay. I'll fix you up with a Barbie doll and an ENGLISH dictionary.
All toys are made in China!
I have a condo in Pattaya where I escape from those insipid elves and find some real boys. During the day I unwind at the beach, drinking myself silly and leering at brown-skinned Thai boys in skimpy bikinis. At night I enjoy squeezing the asses of Thai boys in the go-go bars to see who is naughty or nice. The naughty ones get cell phones, gold chains and motorbikes. The nice ones get nothing; there's no coal in Thailand.
Listen kid, time for you to grow up and stop playing with dolls and start playing with other boys.
Ho, Ho, Ho,
Santa, aka P├иre No├лl, St. Nicholas, Sinterklas, Hoteisho, etc, etc
PS - Did you know Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of prostitutes?