thaiworthy-old
December 20th, 2007, 21:01
WARNING: This is mean to be funny. If it makes you eager to knock me senseless for my awkward silliness, then be advised, please proceed with caution.
SAWATDEE'S TOP 10 NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS FOR 2008 are:
10. No pedophiles will get arrested in Pattaya in 2008.
┬а 9. kquill will announce the opening of his new hotel, "Le Cafe Ambiance."
┬а 8. Lunchtime O'Booze will join the 12-step program.
┬а 7. Dodger and Su will make a baby.
┬а 6. Sen Yai's avatar will be placed on exhibit in Washington's Smithsonian.
┬а 5. Smiles will publish a best-selling book "Shopping For Dummies in Hua Hin."
┬а 4. Homintern will move to Pattaya and love it.
┬а 3. Gone Fishing will donate his life savings to a fly-by-night charity.
┬а2. Aunty will move into Homintern's old place where she will run an etiquette school.
And the number one prediction for the new year:
┬а 1. Thaiworthy will die laughing at his own jokes.
I hope I haven't insulted too many good people here. If not, I will try harder next time. Anyone have any more suggestions?
Thank you so much everyone for your kindness; your words have meant a lot to me over these last few months.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
SAWATDEE'S TOP 10 NEW YEAR PREDICTIONS FOR 2008 are:
10. No pedophiles will get arrested in Pattaya in 2008.
┬а 9. kquill will announce the opening of his new hotel, "Le Cafe Ambiance."
┬а 8. Lunchtime O'Booze will join the 12-step program.
┬а 7. Dodger and Su will make a baby.
┬а 6. Sen Yai's avatar will be placed on exhibit in Washington's Smithsonian.
┬а 5. Smiles will publish a best-selling book "Shopping For Dummies in Hua Hin."
┬а 4. Homintern will move to Pattaya and love it.
┬а 3. Gone Fishing will donate his life savings to a fly-by-night charity.
┬а2. Aunty will move into Homintern's old place where she will run an etiquette school.
And the number one prediction for the new year:
┬а 1. Thaiworthy will die laughing at his own jokes.
I hope I haven't insulted too many good people here. If not, I will try harder next time. Anyone have any more suggestions?
Thank you so much everyone for your kindness; your words have meant a lot to me over these last few months.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!