MERRY CHRISTMAS

[Dodger]

Ok...it's that time of year again...so MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my maniac friends.

Sometimes I wonder what's happened to me over the past 10 years. I used to love Christmas. The inevitable snowfall that opened the doors for skating, sledding and throwing well-packed snowballs at Mr. Fingers house. The chance to see our favorite neighborhood hobo's dressed for a change as they stagger proudly from corner to corner wearing droopy Salvation Army uniforms - watching my father decorate the house wearing his faded blue jeans and classic Moody Blues t-shirt, the clanging of the of the church bells which dampen the sounds of the traffic on Halsted Street, and of course, the pure joy of huddling around the Christmas Tree with the family at this very special time.

Unfortunately, for me, much has changed. The snow is nothing but a pain in the ass and the last thing I want to do is run up and down a hill freezing my ass off just for the opportunity to kill myself on a fu*king sled. Mr. Finger is dead. Those damn church bells just remind me of how much money this little fiasco is going to cost me, and the last thing I want to do is sit around a tree having a bunch of kids bouncing on my balls as they rub their snot on my shirt sleeve.. Bah Humbug!

I just want this so-called Holiday Season to end as fast as it started.

Click on the link below to hear what a bunch of gay guys do to a Christmas song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8

[jolyjacktar]

Dodger i think i seem to be on the same lines about Christmas as yourself. To me its now just a couple of extra days off work. Which by thinking this way i suppose is a shame really as i use to love this time of the year

... well known as the time of the year when murders of family members reach a crescendo

[alipatt-old]

For me Christmas is a wondrous season - annual leave and a trip to Thailand for the last 4 years.

I look forward to Christmas for 48 weeks a year

[jinks]

For me Christmas is a wondrous season.

I look forward to Christmas for 48 weeks a year

I too have a few weeks annually... 7 !

After 3 weeks for Christmas and New Year in Thailand, I have to wait a couple of months before I get away again to Spain.

I then have to wait another.. etc etc etc

BORING

[Bob]

I'm with Dodger on this one.........bah, humbug.

May a wafting ocean breeze lift your skirt long enough for a stray soi dog to copulate on your
warmed, tanned, legтАж..

(Merry Christmas)

[Aunty]

Merry Christmas everybody........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKO0KN0QntI

Even moreso as it was unexpected from Martha Raye, god bless her.

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

and stuff you Aunty.

and buy me a drink.

[Aunty]

and stuff you Aunty.

and buy me a drink.

I think you've had plenty already, darling; you need no more from me! Merry Christmas!

[Wesley]

And a very Merry Christmas to you all,

All the best

Wesley

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

but what the hell..I've had some very merry lunches this week so I'm feeling warm and cuddly..so here's a
:occasion1: Merry Christmas :bis: to all as well.

Even you Aunty you old New Zealander you.. :ura: and I've a special gift for you as well.

It's a remarkable website I came across (literally) whilst surfing for info on the rare French hen: gavia stellata , or translated in English the ...
Red-throated Diver ..to whit..
http://www.ma-queue.com/index.php?usern ... hid=267920 (http://www.ma-queue.com/index.php?username=maxell&phid=267920)

it's a site where young French and Belgian men are encouraged to post photographs of their members ! it really is quite disgusting and I was shocked beyond belief ( especially at the sizes) as I know you will..but don't tell anyone about it.:toothy8:

(each day I go back it's still quite shocking and I'm yet to find the gavia stellata) :blob4:

Even you Aunty you old New Zealander you.
The number of New Zealanders shifting to Australia in the year to November jumped to the highest in 19 years http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/sto ... d=10483282 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10483282)

[Aunty]

[quote=Lunchtime O'Booze]Even you Aunty you old New Zealander you.
The number of New Zealanders shifting to Australia in the year to November jumped to the highest in 19 years http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/sto ... d=10483282 (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10483282)[/quote:7gvxfxqj]

Record number of people leave UK
The latest figures available from the ONS for the most popular places among emigrating Britons show that [from January 2004 to December 2005] Australia was the number one choice.

You fool. And remind me again, Beryl, as an Englishman, where exactly do you live? Bwhahahahahahaha.

[Aunty]

but what the hell..I've had some very merry lunches this week so I'm feeling warm and cuddly..so here's a
:occasion1: Merry Christmas :bis: to all as well.

Even you Aunty you old New Zealander you.. :ura: and I've a special gift for you as well.

It's a remarkable website I came across (literally) whilst surfing for info on the rare French hen: gavia stellata , or translated in English the ...
Red-throated Diver ..to whit..
http://www.ma-queue.com/index.php?usern ... hid=267920 (http://www.ma-queue.com/index.php?username=maxell&phid=267920)

it's a site where young French and Belgian men are encouraged to post photographs of their members ! it really is quite disgusting and I was shocked beyond belief ( especially at the sizes) as I know you will..but don't tell anyone about it.:toothy8:

(each day I go back it's still quite shocking and I'm yet to find the gavia stellata) :blob4:

Like you, lunchtime, I too am reeling at the content of that website. Now I know where they get the culture from for all those salty French and Belgium cheeses. I shall be checking in everyday with outraged indignation and taking careful notes on all the particulars! And I can assure you that nothing will escape my attention.

It seems, sadly, that this behaviour is not confined to just those Continental types. The Japanese too are possessed of this filthy inclination, which I have felt it my duty to study at some length. Fortunately for me however, for most Japanese, that length is not too long. http://pksp.jp/k8-123/bbs.cgi?m=2800&n= ... 1&o=8&s=15 (http://pksp.jp/k8-123/bbs.cgi?m=2800&n=239&sn=1&o=8&s=15)

I have just popped down to my local supermarket and brought a bottle of Villa Maria, Reserve, Wairau Valley, Marlborough, Sauvignon Blanc, 2007, of which I am having a refreshing and delicious glass. So here's to you lunchtime, cheers! Merry Christmas!

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