Don't get wearing a skirt in Pattaya

http://pattayamail.com/current/news.shtml#hd6

A Russian guy "may be" charged for using a backscratcher to lift up her skirt whilst she was at work at Big C

[Marsilius]

Presumably he was trying to ascertain whether the store's female employees lived up to its name!

[Lunchtime O'Booze]

Scotsman beaten up by copy watch vendors ( for not buying a fake Rolex)

given Homintern's Scots background and legendary meanness..(I mean prudence) with his money-perhaps this is why he has never visited Pattaya !!