jinks
November 21st, 2007, 02:16
I want to live my next life backwards..............
You start out dead and get that out of the way
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday
Then you get kicked out for being to healthy
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day
You work 40 years until you are too young to work
You get ready for high school,drink alcohol,party and you are generally promiscuous
Then you go to primary school you become a kid,you play and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa like conditions,central heating,room service on tap.
Then you finish off as an orgasm.
You start out dead and get that out of the way
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday
Then you get kicked out for being to healthy
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension
Then when you start work you get a gold watch on your first day
You work 40 years until you are too young to work
You get ready for high school,drink alcohol,party and you are generally promiscuous
Then you go to primary school you become a kid,you play and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby and then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury in spa like conditions,central heating,room service on tap.
Then you finish off as an orgasm.